Chapter 4 Mutations
"Wait, madman, you're so angry, it doesn't seem like that, you're crying like that, aren't you? I seem to get it! Qin Song was suddenly extremely frightened, making Qiao Hai and Qin Feng confused, and hurriedly asked, "Second brother, what did you think of?" ”
Before Qin Song could speak, Star Swirl laughed and continued, "I said crazy, I guess you were put down in the bar, and then you felt a pain in your ass the next day?" And now that the Dong family is so aggressive, it seems that which of the Dong family's male hobbies has played you with chrysanthemums?
At the same time, you are sad to be like this, you have no ability and do not take revenge, but enjoy the high-quality two-dimensional maid here with peace of mind. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I think it should be Miss Dong's younger brother. The reason why the Dong family didn't lock you up is probably because they wanted to turn big things into small things, but if you don't leave, could it be that you find that you also have a tendency to turn your back on the mountain? I said madman, God gave you a silver gun, but he didn't make you a-stirring stick. ”
Qiao Hai, who was helping the madman, heard this, and immediately let go of his hand, and left him a few meters away in horror. Qin Feng looked at the madman suspiciously, and he looked very puzzled. However, at this time, the madman was about to faint with the words of the second child of the Qin family and Star Swirl.
Seeing this, if Qiao Hai let those two second goods continue to spray venom like this, maybe the madman would really be angry to death, and hurriedly pushed Qin Lao Er and Star Swirl to the other side of the sofa. Then let the madman explain the reason for the incident.
The madman who had calmed down regained his previous calm, after all, he and his second child, Star Swirl couldn't get angry, they were the same kind of people, let alone so familiar? After sitting in the living room with everyone, I sent all the top maids out. This move couldn't help but make Qin Feng feel very disappointed, after all, the maid thing is still rare in China. Of course, I'm talking about something similar to the two-dimensional, and you have to talk about the nannies in housekeeping, just because I didn't say it.
In fact, when Qin Song sprayed venom just now, he was already very close. It's just that the madman originally came out to prepare for a wild extreme survival, challenge Bei Ye who is standing at the top of the food chain, and by the way, see what delicious food has not yet been discovered here. It was simply decided to go hiking in Siguniang Mountain, and it was alone. I didn't expect to make a mistake at the beginning, and I took a ride to Shuangjiegou, and when I found out, it was too late, so I had to find a place to live and rest.
The madman drank alone in the bar at night, and as a result, he met Miss Dong. At the beginning, the two of them chatted very happily, and they felt that they were both confidants in their lives.
Miss Dong is beautiful and beautiful, and she has the aura of a wealthy family and matches herself very well, since she is so in love, what else is there to say? It may be that I drank too much alcohol, or Miss Dong is really beautiful, or maybe there are some other reasons, the consistent policy of the madman has been thrown out of the clouds, so the rest is to open the house as a matter of course.
Originally, it stands to reason that this is a very hilarious one-night stand that you and I want, both sides not only meet the emptiness and loneliness of the mind, but also meet the needs of the body.
After that, things will be simple, two people travel together. For a madman, climbing an unknown mountain is not a big deal, but the feeling of traveling with beauty is completely different. Everything is so beautiful, except for Miss Dong's strong requirements, it can be said to be a perfect trip.
It is a man who can't let his female companion say no, and even more so a madman who is completely immersed in the gentleness of Miss Dong's countryside and can't extricate himself, completely forgetting the saying that there are only tired cows and no cultivated land. Writing this, I suddenly felt a burst of inspiration, if the process of the madman and Miss Dong is more detailed, it will not be a problem to come up with more than 400,000 words. If you really want to read it, how about I have a side story?
In just one month, a stick boy who defended the wind and urinated had to catch a few breaths when he took two steps against the wall. Just when the madman couldn't take it anymore, an even bigger nightmare suddenly broke out.
When he got up early in the morning, the madman found that Miss Dong's crazy body was no longer beside him. On the contrary, there are already big men standing around, a person who even needs to support the wall to walk, how can he resist? Are you kidding? When those big men retreated, a very personable middle-aged man appeared, claiming to be Miss Dong's uncle.
In the mouth of Miss Dong's uncle, the Dong family is the most beautiful, sensible, cute, innocent, innocent, kind, and amiable (three hundred adjectives are omitted here)...... The eldest lady was drugged and raped by a hateful alien pervert, and took the body of the eldest lady of the Dong family.
At that time, the madmen were stunned, what cute and innocent? The girl who asks for the unbridled every night can't be connected with the virgin. She is skillful and has a variety of tricks. I'm afraid that the thirty-six styles of Dong Xuanzi can't be explained completely, compared to her, the madman is as pure as a little daisy.
The madman had a thought at that time, he was jumped by an immortal and fell into the pit, which was still the kind of bottomless pit. But what else can be said now? It is also the man's fault that this kind of lawsuit goes to the sky, and he can only blame himself. The madman originally wanted to take out the money to solve it privately, but he didn't expect it to cause the other party's anger. It is a great insult to the Dong family to think that a madman uses money to measure Miss Dong, and the Dong family, who has a mansion anywhere, lacks that money?
Since it's not for money, it's something else, but the solution proposed by Miss Dong's uncle made the madman completely confused. The only solution proposed by the other party was to become a son-in-law, and he had to get married within this month.
This decision made the madman's brain crash at that time, Nima, this decision was made by the brainless person of TMD? I really think Lao Tzu is easy to bully, don't you think Lao Tzu looks like a pick-up man? Coming to meet the legendary Hi Dang Daddy?
So I wanted to break out with my pretty good kung fu, but the result was self-evident, a dozen strong men told the madman with facts that he was not the kind of legend I want to fight ten.
The madman who was severely taught a lesson by more than a dozen big men also calmed down, and now that he is single and weak, his body has also been hollowed out, and moving the rescue soldiers is the most correct choice. It seems that the other party is also a big family and has a large number of people. And their own home is not very advantageous in this regard. Comparatively speaking, it is still my own group of brothers who can help, but in this way, don't think about raising your head in the circle in the future.
The maniac, who had calmed down, returned to his previous performance and tried to stabilize the situation first. So I first said to the elders of the Dong family that marriage is not impossible to consider, but this matter is too important, and my family also has an identity, and it is completely impossible to get rich, because I am also a seedling of thousands of acres of land at home, if Miss Dong really wants to get married, it is not impossible, but it can only marry into the Zhang family. In addition, if you agree, I hope that the other party can achieve the same level as your own family.
When the Dong family heard this, they were really very happy. The meaning of the words is that although the Dong family is not like other wealthy people, they still understand things, and joining the Dong family is just a choice, if two people love each other, it is not impossible to marry into the Zhang family. As for the issue of face, there is no need to worry about this at all, the Dong family is a local wealthy family, and the eldest lady of the family will marry, and the pomp will definitely be properly arranged.
As soon as these words came out, the Dong family was suddenly full of enthusiasm. Everyone looked at the madman with eagerness, after all, this man will be his aunt in the future. The maid who originally served Miss Dong was also sent over, saying that these were all arranged by Miss Dong herself, but only the ghost knows whether it is surveillance or not. The development of things is beyond the expectations of a madman, such a big deal does not look like there is a conspiracy, as if Miss Dong will really marry herself, why? Just because of that detailed conversation at the bar? Crazy people never believe in love at first sight, marriage is destined by heaven.
At this point, Star Swirl said angrily, "It's so unbelievable, how embarrassing things can happen to Lang Lang Qiankun, the key is this kind of shameful, unsightly thing, why didn't TMD happen to me?" I said crazy, you started crying so much that we thought you had been blown up by someone else, and you were showing off after a long time. You go and ask first, does this Miss Dong still have a sister? It's not a kiss, cousin, cousin can also be. ”
"Show off a fart, how can there be such a thing? If it weren't for the fact that the other party really didn't have any contact with my family, I would have doubted that it was arranged by my father. Tie the knot? How could this happen to me? Look at Brother Hai, Brother Guo, who is also a well-known man, but he was rubbed around like dough by the two sisters-in-law.
Last time, I went to Brother Guo for something, oh my God, the dignified generation of soldiers, actually knelt on the remote control at home, and knelt to peel apples for Sister Zhang Ji, which scared me into a cold sweat. Brother Hai is probably about the same. I won the jackpot, but the cigarette I smoked was still a cardboard shell, and I was also drunk. The madman shouted.
Qiao Hai was not in the mood to listen to the madman's blind life, but suddenly remembered Miss Dong. He always felt that something was wrong, and at first he saw that Miss Dong was indeed beautiful and moving, and she was glamorous all over the world. But now that I think about it, this Miss Dong feels very familiar to Qiao Hai, and I always feel that I have seen her somewhere, but in the smile of Miss Dong like a spring breeze, Qiao Hai felt chills all over his body.
I have never met Miss Dong, this is absolute. Because a look like hers will make a deep impression anywhere, at any time.
Could it be that when you are old, you have forgotten all the beautiful women you have seen before? It may be that Meilin gave herself the pressure to penetrate into the bone marrow, Qiao Hai thought comfortingly. Shake your head and put these thoughts behind, after all, for now, Miss Dong is very likely to become her brother and daughter-in-law. Regardless of net worth, appearance, figure, and upbringing, Miss Dong is definitely the standard daughter-in-law in the minds of Zhang's father and Zhang's mother, such a woman enters the gate of Zhang's family, and the pious Zhang Ma will definitely kneel in front of the statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva and kowtow.