Volume 2 Return Chapter 83 The Man Who Played the Monkey and the Monkey Who Was Played

"Of course, we can't compare with a few people, we are divided into two camps, I will pay if my camp loses, and you will pay if your camp loses. Zhang Baiyuan looked at Li Haoguo and said.

Immortals fight, mortals suffer this kind of thing Zhang Baiyuan still can't do it, although he has money and alcohol, but others can't, he can't give his teammates a pit.

Li Haoguo sneered, a little eager, a little provocative, and squinted over, "Okay!

In Li Haoguo's view, as long as Zhang Baiyuan is willing to play, it will be meat on the chopping board.

There is one more person on my side, and there is also a migrant worker, can't you kill a child?

Even if you lose more and win less, a net minus 10 games is 5,000, and a net minus 20 games is 10,000.

5, 6,000 yuan is not distressed, he is a student wearing a fake watch, it is strange that he is not distressed to death!

And with his little brother to help share the burden, he can drink less wine and slow down for a while.

Wouldn't it be nice to wait until the little cub who cried in the field, took his money, and added another 5,800 to himself, both established his authority and took the money?

Well, when the time comes, you must knock Zhang Baiyuan two sentences: You don't have a trick yet?

The idea is beautiful, so beautiful that it almost bubbles up in my nose.

In fact, until this moment, Li Haoguo was still in a state of confusion and feeling good about himself, realizing that Zhang Baiyuan might have some strength, but he didn't think about how Zhang Baiyuan was going to play.

Okay, pour the wine, and the game begins!

The rules of the game are: five dice per person, one point is a special number, which can be converted into any point.

The three of them bragged in order, everyone on the field could open a house at any time, they were not allowed to jump away, they would collect money to drink when they win, and they would pay 500 yuan if they lost.

As for the dice and dice cup, Zhang Baiyuan's casual touch on the study of the pen came out, his study of the pen can find most of the daily necessities, and the origin of this dice is regarded as magic.

In the first game, Li Haoguo called first, glanced at the dice cup, and arrogantly called out 8 fives.

When Zhang Baiyuan spoke, he thought about it and shouted with a smile: "Open!"

Li Haoguo laughed, opened the dice cup, and lay on his stomach with 3 fives and 1 one.

"I don't believe you can't make up 5 fives!"

As a result, Zhuang Zixuan alone opened four fives, plus Li Haoguo's younger brother, Zhang Baiyuan naturally lost.

"Take the money, take the money!" Li Haoguo drank a glass of beer in one gulp and shouted wildly, "Brother, you are too tender to play games!"

"Awesome!"

Zhang Baiyuan gave a thumbs up and obediently took money out of his handbag.

Seeing that the five red tickets were put on the coffee table by Zhang Baiyuan, Li Haoguo's little brother's eyes were very hot, and he couldn't wait to urge: "Come again!"

"Come!"

Zhang Baiyuan happily buckled the dice cup.

A game of playing money, Li Haoguo is happy, Zhang Baiyuan is also happy, so who will not be happy?

Only time knows.

In the second game, Zhang Baiyuan called first.

Glance at it and call out 4 twos.

The fat man immediately followed, 5 twos.

Li Haoguo and his little brother glanced at each other, 6 twos.

went to Zhang Baiyuan, pondered about it, and suddenly jumped to 8 twos.

"Open!"

Li Haoguo's younger brother excitedly unveiled his dice cup, and there was only one one.

Li Haoguo has 1 two, there is no one, even if Wang Yan has 5 twos, he will definitely lose.

Zhang Baiyuan didn't even open the dice cup, counted out another 500 yuan, and put it on the dining table.

"Brother, you can't do it!"

Li Haoguo shook the money and laughed.

Zhang Baiyuan nodded sincerely: "Well, I really don't know how to play games." ”

Li Haoguo sneered and shook his head: "Don't be cowardly." Today, you will teach you a sentence: when you go out, you must be able to afford to lose and have fun on the scene!"

"Okay, okay. ”

Zhang Baiyuan smiled, neither annoyed nor panicked.

Next, like an evil door, Zhang Baiyuan and they lost 13 games in a row, a total of 28 games, and 14,000 has been exported.

Li Haoguo stubbornly shouted to 8 fives, but Zhang Baiyuan didn't open them, and directly hit 9 fives.

Sou...... Another 500 dollars flew away.

But as a price, Li Haoguo had already drunk 6 cups, his two younger brothers had also drunk a full 15 cups, and the migrant worker brother had also drunk 7 cups.

Now Li Haoguo and they all have a little big tongue, and their stomachs are churning.

His younger brothers were still immersed in 4,500 yuan and couldn't extricate themselves, but Li Haoguo gradually realized that something was wrong.

No matter how stupid you are, you can't win a game, right?

At this point, a new round has begun.

Li Haoguo called first, 5 twos.

Zhang Baiyuan leaned comfortably on the sofa and made a big jump calmly: "8 threes." ”

Li Haoguo's little brother didn't even think about it: "Open! I'll bet on you!"

Zhang Baiyuan shook his head and counted the money, still with a calm smile that hadn't changed for half an hour: "I originally wanted to cheat you...... Terrible. ”

"That's ...... Hiccup!"

The little brother burped, his body was crooked, and his neck suddenly swelled roughly, and he finally suppressed the vomiting sensation, grabbed a chicken thigh, and nibbled twice.

The fat man and Zhuang Zixuan were the most sober, and they had already reacted, and now they were just holding back their laughter.

Now, Zhang Baiyuan is a monkey, Li Haoguo is a monkey being played, and they are the audience.

The fat man looked at Zhuang Zixuan, the friendship between the two at the same table for many years had already developed his own set of communication methods, and gave Zhuang Zixuan a look.

"Those two guys are almost there! You hundred-dollar brother is really good. ”

Zhuang Zixuan also replied with the same eyes: "Is that okay, you still don't know my concept of choosing friends?"

Li Haoguo shook his head, his eyes were red and he looked at his dice, 1 one, 3 five, 1 six, so he called out 4 two with confidence, thinking to himself, you shouldn't open me again, right?

As a result, Zhang Baiyuan didn't even look at it, and opened his eyes blindly.

"Tsk, I lost again......"

Zhang Baiyuan happily took out the money, and a vicious anger surged up in Li Haoguo's chest, and he was so angry that he wanted to beat someone.

"What the hell are you...... Hiccup!"

Before he could scold himself, he was interrupted by a wine burp, so all that was left was funny.

Zhang Baiyuan dodged far away, and comforted him good-naturedly: "Squad leader, don't hold on if you can't drink it, admit defeat, let's stop here, okay?"

Li Haoguo snorted angrily.

Zhang Baiyuan, I'm going to grass your uncle, just want me to admit defeat?

"Lao Tzu recognizes your uncle!"

Li Haoguo stood up violently, closed his eyes, tilted his head, and poured down most of the cup, leaving a mouthful of nothing that he couldn't pour anymore.

After shaking it twice, the stomach suddenly turned upside down, and a mouthful of "wow" squirted out.

The first sip is just wine in the esophagus, but once the vomiting comes up, it really can't be controlled anymore, and the second sip directly becomes a fountain!

"Vomit...... Wow!"

"Vomit...... Belch...... Wow!"

The second sip directly spewed out more than a meter, and a pile of filth and things spanned the entire table under the action of air pressure.

Zhang Baiyuan's hands were quick, and he hurriedly lifted the tablecloth next to the table and blocked all the filth and things he spit out.

"I'm grass!"

"Bang dang!"

"Vomit ......"

His little brother was even more unlucky, thinking that there was nothing wrong with him, but a lump flew in front of him...... A...... Crowd...... A clump of ......

After Li Haoguo sprayed his front, he originally wanted his little brother to help him get some paper, but he didn't control it well and sprayed it again.

How to describe paralysis!

The younger brother really didn't know, and he didn't have time to think about it, after all, he was almost scared to pee on the spot.

At this extremely critical moment, he only felt as if a lock had been opened in his body, and everything in front of him became extremely slow.

The dark yellow and turbid filth flew slowly, and a half-bitten fried cashew nut rushed to the front, like a great general.

Ahh

I'm hiding!

He subconsciously bounced up, supported the table with both hands, and was about to launch a big jump behind him.

But............ The gene lock did not take effect.

By the time he jumped up on the table, his face was covered in vomit.

The stool that was kicked off fell to the ground with a "bang", and the expected big jump was suffocated.

In the next second, the sticky and greasy touch and pungent smell activate the switch in the brain at the same time.

With a "wow", he sprayed back at Li Haoguo.

Li Haoguo vomited for the second time, naturally bent down, and suddenly felt a heat on his head.

At this moment, a song came to mind inexplicably and appropriately.

The rain falling in the sky is the tears of angels.

......

The remaining little brother was frightened by these two goods, and jumped directly into the room, trembling.

Big brothers, can you pay attention?

What about the name of the dish in cross talk?

Cashew nuts, chicken thighs, fungus, scrambled eggs, potato chips, eggplant, corn kernels, preserved eggs......

Damn, it's disgusting......

In the end, the only remaining little brother couldn't help it, vomited on the ground, and joined the army of food names......

Zhuang Zixuan and the fat man were dumbfounded, I haven't seen you play like this, if you don't drink a glass, you have to take money and smash it?

The eldest brother of the migrant worker has a good amount of alcohol, and secretly gave Zhang Baiyuan a thumbs up, which is really good.

He just collects money to do things, but this trick really shocked the migrant worker brother.

Zhang Baiyuan smiled and nodded, small meaning, small meaning.

Over there, Li Haoguo had almost vomited.

I drank a rush of wine, spit it out and it was over, and now I am more sober than 5 minutes ago, but I smoke uncomfortably.

When I looked down, I saw a lot of dirt on my clothes and pants, and I was so disgusted that I couldn't do it.

Suddenly, I felt a little itchy on my scalp again, and I reached out and scratched it......

it!

He bent down again and vomited all the acid in his stomach.

When he finally vomited, the younger brother rushed over to help, and the three of them rushed into the bathroom in embarrassment.

The owner of the hotel looked at the mess, burst into tears, and wanted to cry.

Zhang Baiyuan immediately gave encouragement: "Boss, the money on the table, you pick a clean one and draw 10 sheets, which is considered a cleaning fee, okay?"

"Okay!"

The boss was overjoyed, and he was no longer dirty, and immediately cleaned it up happily.

Zhuang Zixuan and the fat man looked at Zhang Baiyuan with tears and laughter, I beg you to be a person, is it easy for people to earn their hard-earned money?

When those people washed out, Li Haoguo's eyes were red with anger.

Looking at Zhang Baiyuan again, there is nothing wrong at all.

The gap is so huge, Li Haoguo's mentality collapsed all of a sudden, and he scolded when he went up.

"Grass, grandson, are you playing with me?!"