The person who rushed up to block his fist turned out to be his father, Zheng Shuangmu!

And the person who was in a daze and didn't know what happened was naturally his mother, Zheng Huaru. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Except for Zheng Huaru, who can make Zheng Shuangmu disregard his own safety and protect him with his flesh and blood.

When the potential of the human body is stimulated, it is really unexpected, a person who has never learned a little martial arts, loves his wife very much, and in the blink of an eye, the speed is no worse than Zheng Yichen, a martial arts master!

Zheng Yichen was surprised and delighted, even if God gave him a brain circuit strong enough to break through the sky, he couldn't guess that the "group killer" who was tracking behind his back would actually be his parents who were thousands of miles away!

He stood still, opened his arms again, and said to Zheng Huaru: "Mom, hug one, I want to kill you." ”

Zheng Huaru slapped Zheng Shuangmu's arm heavily, very displeased: "Why are you in front of me, oh, I know, you just want Yichen to see you first, call you Dad, old husband and wife for decades, why didn't I see that you are so scheming, and you are still competing with me for favor, who the child calls first, and then whom, is there any difference?" Have it? ”

Zheng Shuangmu didn't argue, and said with a wry smile: "It's no difference, I'm scheming, it's okay to have a small belly, since it doesn't make a difference who you call first, why are you so angry?" ”

Zheng Huaru said confidently: "I'm not happy that he called you first, usually the two of us appear together, he always calls me this damn first, this time I was actually robbed by you, and I was angry with me." ”

Zheng Yichen was happy all of a sudden, it turned out that Zheng Huaru was still angry about calling Zheng Shuangmu first, and said that there was no difference, in her heart, this difference was big, symbolizing her supremacy in the family.

After Zheng Huaru didn't spare a few words about Zheng Shuangmu, she looked at Zheng Yichen unhappily and said, "Your father is angry with me, you kid is also playing music with me, and you are still standing there motionless, waiting for me to hug you in the mother." ”

Zheng Yichen smiled bitterly: "Mom, my legs are numb, and I can't move my steps for the time being." ”

He channeled his fist strength into the ground, and his body was inevitably a little backlash, his legs were not smooth, he was insensitive, and he didn't have a trace of intuition, let alone walking, and he couldn't even move his toes.

Zheng Huaru noticed that the tiles on the ground he was standing on were shattered, and asked in surprise, "What's the matter?" How did this brick crack like this? ”

Zheng Yichen said: "I knew that you were following behind, so I brought you here, thinking of jumping out to scare you, and accidentally crushed this brick." ”

Zheng Huaru said suspiciously: "You? Broken bricks? Accidental? ”

Zheng Yichen pretended to be angry and said, "Don't say it's you, I don't believe it either!" It must be that the quality of the tiles on the floor is too poor, and the hateful tofu scum project! ”

Zheng Huaru nodded in agreement, walked over and hugged Zheng Yichen, Zheng Yichen didn't have time to enjoy the warmth of his mother's embrace, and his ears suddenly hurt.

It turned out that Zheng Huaru had already grabbed his ear and twisted it hard.

Even if Zheng Yichen's martial arts are no longer what they used to be, it is no problem to fight dozens of big men in a big shape, and he has no power to restrain the chicken

Zheng Huaru's unique trick of pulling her ears, he is really unavoidable, and he is accurate, just like Zheng Yichen took the initiative to put his ears up and hold them for her.

Zheng Huaru twisted his ears and said angrily: "Let you make it bad, even your mother dares to be scared." ”

Zheng Yichen shouted in pain: "Mom, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore, your old man has mercy." ”

Zheng Huaru saw that he was in pain and even burst into tears, and he was afraid that he would hurt this precious son, so he quickly let go, and said with chagrin in his mouth: "It turns out that you have long found out that I am following, I thought I was hiding it well, well, no, I almost forgot that I also brought a drag oil bottle, it must be your father who dragged me back, so I leaked my traces." ”

Zheng Shuangmu showed a wry smile: "Yes, I am to blame for everything." ”

Zheng Yichen asked again: "Mom, aren't you in the countryside?" Why didn't you run to G City without making a sound, and didn't tell me in advance, I'll pick you up. ”

Zheng Huaru said: "I...... I'm here to surprise you, surprise, right? ”

Zheng Yichen's legs gradually regained consciousness, he kicked his legs a few times alternately left and right, slow and clumsy at first, kicked until the blood flowed smoothly, and after the activity was normal, he blurted out: "It's really surprised and happy, but I still don't understand, why do you want to follow me, if you want to give a surprise, just wait at my door to surprise me." ”

He raised a question, specifically pointing out that Zheng Huaru wanted to follow him, obviously knowing that this bad idea must have been put forward by Zheng Huaru, Zheng Shuangmu was just forced by her adulterous thief to follow along.

Zheng Shuangmu was secretly happy, thinking that his son still understood him, and the two exchanged a tacit look.

Zheng Huaru seemed a little flickering, and answered several reasons, but they were all too lame, Zheng Yichen ruthlessly exposed her fabricating lies, and under the pressure step by step, Zheng Huaru gritted her teeth and said, "I'm here to catch the rapist!" ”

Zheng Yichen was completely shocked by this reason for losing his conscience, and now more than two legs were numb, his whole body was unconscious, and his brain was also briefly fragmented.

He repeated mechanically, "Catch? Traitor? ”

Zheng Shuangmu complained: "Look at you, what nonsense are you talking about, it scares the children." ”

Zheng Yichen's face became ugly, as if he ate an apple and bit it open and found half a worm inside: "This matter has to be explained clearly." ”

Zheng Shuangmu first asked him to relax, and then patiently explained to him the ins and outs of the so-called "catching rape".

It turned out that a few hours ago, the two in-laws took a car to G City on the way, Zheng Huaru was bored, so she took out her mobile phone to watch the news, coincidentally, she watched a series of more than a dozen social news, without exception, all of them are news that some men abandoned their bad wives after getting rich, engaged in extramarital affairs, and looked for Xiaosan, just like the rich scumbags in the whole of China suddenly made an appointment to collectively cheat in the past few days, and the East Window incident happened.

At the end of some articles, there will be a so-called psychological brick family who criticizes this phenomenon morally and ethically, and draws a conclusion from it: money is the root of all evil, and men become bad when they are rich, no one can be an exception, no matter how pure your previous temperament was, how much you love your wife, after having money, your performance will only be very unbearable!

Zheng Huaru's heart skipped a beat, and she deduced that her son was also rich, and this kid ...... Should you be rich and learn from these men in the news, and go out to mess around and sing songs every night, right?

The more Zheng Huaru thought about it, the more scared she became, and the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, so she came up with an idea, she wanted to follow Zheng Yichen and observe his words and deeds, if she really found out that Zheng Yichen had done something sorry for Guo Xiaorong, she would administer justice to this future daughter-in-law and teach Zheng Yichen a lesson.

Zheng Yichen said angrily: "Mom, I told you, you can't believe the news in the circle of friends in WeChat, and you can't believe a word about what the brick family calls the beast, and the credibility of the two things together is 100% negative!" ”

Zheng Huaru said: "I don't read the news on WeChat, I read it on Tencent News, and I use WeChat to watch the chicken soup text." ”

Zheng Yichen said: "Then you can't add a crime of cheating to me just because you watched a few pieces of news, and you still run around to follow me, I am your son, even you don't believe me, who else can believe me?" ”

Zheng Huaru said unconvinced: "My guess is not unreasonable, just now there were two women in the parking lot who came to you and took the initiative to ask you to take her and give her a hug, didn't you?" ”

Zheng Yichen hurriedly said: "Then didn't I also agree?" I also mentioned directly that I have a fiancée. ”

Zheng Huaru snorted and said, "Hmph, it's good that you didn't agree, you passed the test." ”

Zheng Yichen said frantically: "Why are you still putting on a very cold and disgusted look?" It's as if I've done something wrong! ”

Zheng Huaru said: "If you are as mature and stable as your father, and clean yourself, I will not doubt you." ”

Zheng Shuangmu said: "I think Yichen is like me in this regard, and he will definitely have a heart for Xiaorong, so don't worry about the two of you." ”

Zheng Huaru shouted: "I just praised you, and you rebelled against me, why can't you stand the praise so much?" ”

Zheng Yichen saw that Zheng Huaru was pointing the finger at his father, and hurriedly said, "Blame me, blame me." ”

He asked again: "Dad, you just said that Mom was going to follow me after watching the news in the car, right?" ”

Zheng Huaru hurriedly replied: "Nonsense, I'm not so boring, I came here for such a trivial matter." ”

Zheng Yichen pursed his lips and said secretly in his heart: "I'm afraid it's hard to find someone more boring than you in this world, the kind of person who can watch people quarrel for half an hour under the scorching sun is you, it's a joke adapted around you!" ”

He said, "Then what are you here for?" ”

This time, it was Zheng Shuangmu's turn to stretch his face and said lightly: "Ask your mother." ”

Zheng Huaru said: "Didn't your father plan to let you get married in two months?" I went to worship God and wanted to ask for a good day, but I found out ......"

Zheng Yichen said: "Could it be that the eight characters are incompatible, and you can't get married, right?" ”

Zheng Huaru shook her head and said, "No, there will be no good days in two months, and it is suitable for the two of you to get married." ”

Zheng Yichen asked, "Then are you planning to postpone the wedding?" ”

"Originally, I also planned to do the same, so I continued to find a blind man in the village to help him calculate the days, but he actually said that there would be no good life in the next year, or even three or five years!"

Zheng Yichen's face turned pale: "Do you have to have a good life to let me get married?" ”

Zheng Huaru nodded solemnly: "Of course!" Marriage is the top priority in life, if you don't even choose a good day at the beginning, how can the two of you live a good life in the future? ”

Zheng Shuangmu snorted: "Do you also believe what Blind Li said?" Charlatans, there are many nonsense! ”

Zheng Huaru didn't dare to argue with him on this matter, and pretended not to hear what he said.

Why Zheng Shuangmu hates the so-called fortune teller so much also has a history. (To be continued.) )