Chapter 62: My name is Zhang Sanfeng, and I'm panicking too!
Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Junbao, nicknamed Zhang Sanmad, I heard my mother say, when I was born, it was the fire of Old Man Jin's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", my father is not only a fan of Old Man Jin, but also a martial arts fan, so after I was born, my father waved his hand, and this kid was called Zhang Junbao.
In the older generation, there is such a phenomenon that Lao Tzu's dream will always be blessed to his son.
So my father's martial arts dream fell on my head, and I was sent to Shaolin Martial Arts School before I graduated from junior high school, saying that I couldn't be blinded by this name, and that I should be trained to become a generation of martial arts masters.
Hey, it's all because I was too young at the beginning, and I was fooled by my father, so I immediately followed him to Shaolin Temple.
Why do you say go to Shaolin Temple instead of Wudang Mountain?
No way, who made it the most popular time in "Shaolin Temple" at that time, besides, you take a name of Zhang Junbao, and then go to Wudang Mountain are not afraid of being beaten to death?
Therefore, whether it is for the sake of fame or personal safety, the father and son discussed it and felt that it was more reliable to go to Shaolin Temple, after all, the original generation of martial arts master Zhang Sanfeng also came out of Shaolin Temple, let's take this name and go to Zhang Sanfeng, the first stop to choose Shaolin is absolutely right.
It turns out that going to the Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts is not a wise decision either.
It is true that Zhang Sanfeng went out from Shaolin Temple at the beginning, but after that guy went out, he built a Wudang, and he also worked against Shaolin, specially, your name is Zhang Junbao, do you want to learn from Zhang Sanfeng back then?
Good guy, I've never seen such an arrogant fanatic, is this here to humiliate my big Shaolin?
If you want to learn martial arts, okay, let the old man personally practice and drill you.
Hey, the few years of life in Shaolin Temple are indeed not good memories.
It's hard to succeed in learning art, the time has reached the millennium, and you can play again, as long as you don't have a degree, no company is willing to ask you.
So much so that in the end, in order to fill my stomach, I had to go to the construction site to move bricks.
Later, after being introduced by a friend, I went to be a horizontal drifter, and worked as a martial arts stand-in in the film and television city, fooling around for a few years, and finally a director who was not in the stream heard my name, and he saw the talent and let me play an important role in the movie, Zhang Sanfeng.
Hearing the news, of course I was ecstatic, and without saying a word, I was going to take Bole to have a few drinks on the spot, and after a few drinks, I drank it out.
Well, it's just to drink through, others will cross the car accident sky thunder or something, I'm good, it's not easy to run from time to time, and I ended up drinking myself through.
In addition, I didn't act as Zhang Sanfeng before I crossed over, but after I crossed over, I became Zhang Sanfeng directly, and I was still Zhang Sanfeng who had just passed his 100th birthday.
100-year-old Zhang Sanfeng, 100-year-old boy chicken, boy chicken!
Twenty-eight in the previous life, one hundred in this life, together it is one hundred and twenty-eight, one hundred and twenty-eight years old virgin!
I feel like I have no regrets in my life, and I think of the sunset run that afternoon, which was my lost youth.
Do you know what I want to do most right now?
That's to take off the virgin hat that has been there for 128 years!
It's just that in the world of Heaven and Dragon Slayer, Zhang Sanfeng's reputation is too great, not only the first grandmaster in the world, but also a Taoist real person, a martial arts master, and an old immortal in the eyes of the world.
Hey, it's all a tiring reputation!
If someone really wants to find out that Grandmaster Zhang is prostituting, I'm afraid the whole world will explode.
Although I didn't think I was a good person, I didn't want to joke about the reputation of the sages, so I had to endure it.
However, although the world of Heaven and Dragon Slayer is not good, it does not mean that other worlds can't, as long as I go to other worlds, even if I tell people that he is Zhang Sanfeng, I am afraid that others will not believe it.
Traveling to other worlds is simply impossible for ordinary people, but for me, this is really possible!
Because after I traveled through the world of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", I found my golden finger, a QQ chat software like the heavens through the chat group.
The members of this group are not only traversers, but also all talents, speak well, and are clubs at every turn, studs, tender models, big baokeys, all kinds of showing off their wealth, I like it here. To be honest, even if you don't talk in this group, you can learn a lot just by looking at their chat history.
A low-level traversal talisman has 500 points, and it can stay in other worlds for a month.
It's a small point, no problem at all.
I don't have much else in Dawudang, but there are many martial arts cheats, so I really can't do it, so I went to Shaolin to fight the autumn breeze, thinking that the group of bald donkeys will be able to understand the old man's hunger and thirst.
After making up thousands of dollars, I finally made up more than five hundred points, and I was about to fool a child to let him open the world permissions, but a certain unlucky traverser died.
Then, the first system quest appeared in the chat group, and any traverser could take the quest and go to Xiao Li's flying knife world to avenge the unlucky traverser.
When I saw this task, after thinking about it for a few tenths of a second, I didn't hesitate to take the task.
Taking the task, of course, is not for the revenge of the unlucky bastard, nor for the 100,000 points, not for the small gift of the group leader Kong Xuan, I just want to take this opportunity to take off the virgin hat on my head.
Of course, I'm not stupid, and the reason why I dare to take the task is because of the annotation at the back of the task.
According to the chat group, one star belongs to the acquired, two stars belong to the congenital, three stars belong to the grandmaster, and four stars belong to the great grandmaster.
The task of revenge is only one or two stars, so the enemy's strength is at most the innate realm, with my grandmaster-level cultivation, there must be something wrong with the wood!
It was precisely because of my confidence in my own strength that I did not hesitate to take the revenge mission and directly entered the world of Xiao Li's flying knife.
As the saying goes, birds have big and small lengths, and things have priorities!
After entering the world of Xiao Li's flying knife, I think there is really no need to be too anxious to avenge that unlucky group friend, we need to make bold assumptions, carefully verify, and wait until we find the enemy, and then make a reasonable plan according to the actual situation.
The top priority is to talk to the two young ladies, and the rest will be talked about later, and then we will talk about it later.
However, sometimes it's just that coincidental!
Xiao Li Flying Knife World, the largest and best green building in the capital, in Yunfang Pavilion.
More than a dozen gamers are gathering together, discussing the network outage, the game is disconnected, these gamers are all old birds among the old birds, each of them has the strength of the innate peak, especially the three in the main seat, they are all really grandmaster players who can no longer be real.
They chatted and chatted about the shadowless sword Shi Jun somehow, and felt that they shouldn't kill people in such a hurry, after all, if the local tyrant player was still alive, it would be more or less a powerful combat power.
And next door to them, an unobtrusive old man was drinking flower wine with two beautiful young ladies in his arms.
A third-order martial arts master!
Which one is not a deaf and clear-sighted person, so no matter how small the voice of those players is, they have not hidden Zhang Junbao's ears.
Originally, he didn't care, but after hearing the word "Shi Jun", he reacted suddenly.
Good fellows, Lao Dao hasn't gone to look for you yet, but you have sent them to the door yourself. In that case, let's first avenge that unlucky group member by sacrificing your sacrifice to the sky, and then talk to the young lady!
The points sent to the mouth, don't be in vain, not to mention the mysterious little gift of the group leader Kong Xuan.
I'm a grandmaster, who am I afraid of!
Wine is not drunk, everyone is drunk, and after being poured a few glasses of wine by the two young ladies, Grandmaster Zhang only felt that his blood was boiling, and he didn't want to think about it, so he slammed and kicked the door of the next room directly.
Before anyone arrived, the voice came first, and he shouted: "It turns out that you rats killed my brother Shi Jun, don't even think about getting out alive today." ”
Silent!
Endless silence!
Facing the death gaze of more than a dozen Innate Realm martial artists, plus three Grandmaster Martial Artists, our Grandmaster Zhang woke up in an instant, he looked at the group of mysterious powerhouses in front of him, and said with a forced smile: "What, I was just joking with everyone just now, just continue, just continue!"
My name is Zhang Sanfeng, and I'm really panicking now!