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It reminded him that he had come into this world naked.

Although he didn't have a memory at that time, it didn't prevent him from feeling nostalgic for life.

However, he was slapped after a while.

"Hooligans!"

Otherwise, he was stunned for a moment, and then he was sad and indignant.

"What's wrong with me! Yes? What's wrong with me! You're crazy! ”

Bulma looked at him in shame, "You hide your thing!"

Otherwise, I was even more excited: "How to hide!" You tell me how to hide! He's on me, I can still cut him! ”

Bulma said hatefully: "Cut! You said cut! If you don't cut it, I'll cut it for you! ”

Otherwise, Yamucha, who had just come over, suddenly gasped: "What a vicious woman!"

"Humph!"

Yamucha looked at him without being ashamed or impatient, and couldn't help but say, "You...... Let's cover it up! ”

Otherwise, squint: "What?" You're not long? If this thing is unsightly, why does a man have to grow? Hum! ”

Bulma finally couldn't help listening to his shameless words: "You get out of here!"

Otherwise, he glanced at her reluctantly, these people were really unloading and killing donkeys, and they slept with their soft and fluffy hair last night, and they disliked themselves today.

sighed, changed his clothes and came out, it seems that the transformation technique is still somewhat useful.

"Where's Wukong?"

"He just woke up."

Wukong was on the side, still panicking, his tail was gone, and his body was still a little unbalanced.

Otherwise, he smiled and said, "It seems that I have met the same kind."

Bourmaya looked at his tail and nodded deeply.

"Monster!"

"Huh!"

Bulma thought for a moment and said, "Dragon Ball can still be used for another year, where are you going to go?"

Otherwise, he was stunned: "Aren't you going to continue looking?"

Bulma and Yamucha glanced at each other: "No need!"

!

This pair of dogs for men and women!

Otherwise, he pouted and said, "Okay, you guys can go, don't worry about me."

What's going on with this abandoned tone!

"Or, come with us to the city!"

Otherwise, he smiled and said, "No." I still have some things to do. ”

"Oh?"

Bulma was surprised. Can this thing still be serious?

"Okay!"

Wukong is going to find the Turtle Immortal to cultivate.

Otherwise, you have to go.

He wanted to know something about the realm.

The old man's coaxing interest may be higher than his master's Taoism, and he went to ask for advice.

The Turtle Immortal is a principled person.

It's not that if you want to worship me as a teacher, I will accept you, but if you think about it, I will guide you if I ask for advice.

So otherwise, I have to go with Goku to find a cute girl and come back.

Goku walked away stupidly.

Otherwise, it's too troublesome.

"Hey, what kind of girl do you like?"

The turtle immortal thought for a while and said, "Big chest, thin waist, long legs."

Otherwise, after thinking about it, I think it's very simple.

"That's it?"

The turtle immortal thought about it again and said, "Melon seed face, small mouth, big eyes, and slender eyebrows."

Otherwise, he nodded: "I see."

Bang.

Transfiguration - well, lustful seduction!

"Is that okay?"

The turtle immortal wiped his nosebleed, and said rigorously and rationally from a scientific perspective: "Well, the bridge of the nose is higher, and the corners of the eyes are picked up again."

Bang!

"So?"

The turtle immortal's eyes were even more harsh, with a somewhat critical tone: "This can't be done. You have to add movements. Chest up, buttocks lifted, well, hands to the chest, want to cover and expose to be tempting. ”

Otherwise, he was very sincere, not only did he do it, but also said shamelessly: "Oh, according to my observation, women's legs are generally clamped tightly, should I try?"

"Teachable!"

When Wukong returned, he saw that the old man's expression was very complicated.

There is not only a bit of self-pity, but also a bit of aftertaste and comfort.

Otherwise, he said casually: "Then is the poor Dao qualified?"

The old man let out a long sigh, with endless emotion and resentment.

"The afterlife is terrifying! The old man confessed! ”

Otherwise, smile faintly.

The old man glanced at the big fat girl Wukong brought, and the nameless anger suddenly exploded.

"Get out of here! Roll on! ”

Scared the little ones!

The old man sighed, the same turtle that came out of the mountains, why do you say that this understanding is so bad!

"You're going to find something like Bulma! If you can't find it, don't come to see me! ”

Goku walked away timidly, and glanced at it with a little admiration.

"Well, tell me, what do you want to ask?" The turtle immortal was heartbroken.

Otherwise, after thinking about it, he said, "How did my master practice in the first place?"

The turtle immortal pondered for a moment, very disappointed, the child is not doing his job! How can you ask such a cheesy question.

After thinking about it, he still said very sincerely: "I don't know."

Otherwise, a frown.

The turtle immortal said: "You should know this best. I don't know what he does, what he has to do, and what he does casually, so I don't know. ”

Otherwise, after thinking about it, he said, "Then I know."

Otherwise, he knew that his master's long-cherished wish was to explore the way of heaven.

He knows that the Tao exists in all things, so if it were him, he would also choose to walk the world and look for opportunities to grasp the way of heaven.

"How did you meet him?"

The turtle immortal smiled and said, "I'm the No. 1 martial arts teacher in the martial arts world, it's not that I saw him, it's that he came here."

"What are you doing?"

"Kung Fu, of course."

"You taught him?"

"Of course not."

"Why?" Otherwise, I don't understand.

This old man had to teach himself kung fu before, why was his master's turn rejected?

The Turtle Immortal saw his doubts and said, "You are different from your master."

"What's the difference?"

The turtle immortal shook his head and said, "You can ride the somersault cloud, but your master can't."

Otherwise, he said, "I don't think my master is a bad person."

The turtle immortal smiled: "I don't think so. Are you not all good and evil? ”

Otherwise, he laughed, "yes."

Turtle Immortal said: "The somersault cloud is also not divided into good and evil, but it is pure and complex. You are pure, he is complex. ”

Suddenly, he sighed again and said, "He is an unfathomable person. Even if he doesn't have any martial arts. But I knew that if I taught him, he would eventually surpass me - and I didn't know what he wanted......"

Otherwise, pouting disdainfully.

He really wanted to tell the old man that his buddy was playing the way of heaven, but thinking about it, the old man might not know what the way of heaven was, and he had to explain it to him, which was too troublesome.

The turtle immortal read his eyes, and he was not annoyed, and said: "I know that what you are asking for is not power, I think it should be a kind of divine realm and experience, but I don't understand what happens after you get this?" Why are you so persistent? ”

Otherwise, I was stunned.

He felt as if he had never thought about it.

Is the way of heaven good for him?

He was even more sad to find that he didn't know what he was pursuing besides seeking the way of heaven, why did he ask for it?

As if fate, could it be that what his master had asked for but had not obtained, now it would be his turn to go through it again?

The turtle immortal smiled, "You don't know?"

Otherwise, there is silence.

The turtle immortal smiled: "But your master knows."

Otherwise, ask, "Does he know?"

Turtle Immortal said: "He knows. I know he does. He wasn't at all annoyed when I rejected him. Because he's crazy about his goals, he can ignore anything else. ”

Otherwise, after thinking about it, he asked, "You rejected him because you thought that martial arts might make it possible for him to achieve his goals, but you said that he was not annoyed by your refusal because you thought that martial arts would not help him, right?"

The turtle immortal nodded appreciatively and said, "Yes."

Otherwise, he was a little dizzy and said, "What the hell do you think?" What the hell did he think? ”

Turtle Immortal said: "I am a martial artist, so I know the profound truth in martial arts. He's a wanderer, so he feels that anything has the potential to help him achieve his goals, so he doesn't focus too much on one thing. ”

Otherwise, he asked stupidly, "What about me?"

The turtle immortal said: "You are a child. So you have an infinite number of options. I'm happy to offer you an option. ”

Otherwise, he was silent for a moment again, and said, "I don't know what he wants, and I don't know what I want." But I know he failed......"

His tone was very lonely, he had never been so helpless.

The turtle immortal touched his beard and smiled, "But you're not him."

It's so hard to pretend!

Otherwise, he sighed, looked at him, and said, "You shouldn't talk like that!"

The turtle immortal was stunned: "What?"

Otherwise, he clapped his hands: "You old pervert!" How can it be so deep! Let's start the prototype! ”

The turtle immortal was furious and shouted, "Get out! I'm the No. 1 Wutian teacher in the world! You kid dare to be so presumptuous! ”

Otherwise laugh wildly: "I'll see if you have a few brushes!"

Shake off the dust and retreat sharply.

The turtle immortal knows, this kid wants to fight him.

He already knew that this product was extremely talented, and he must have been able to master this skill by now after watching his Turtle School Qigong, so he must not be careless.

He struck a pose, staring solemnly.

Otherwise, hum and sneer.

His talent is indeed extraordinary, but this talent is loved by qi.

The strength of his body may not be comparable to Sun Wukong at the current stage, let alone the Turtle Immortal.

But his sensitivity to qi strengthened his use and control of qi.

No one is able to create martial arts on their own just after mastering qi.

But he did it, and he was not only able to easily restrain or release his qi, but he could even change the form and quality of his qi.

――Even a martial arts master like the Turtle Immortal may not be as easy as him.

As soon as he raised his hand, a wave of qi rushed towards the turtle immortal.

The turtle immortal was surprised, but did not dodge, nor did he resist. Just a few steps back with the wind.

The turtle immortal nodded slightly, slammed his horse steps, his muscles bulged, and his hands were spread out.

"Drink!"

A stronger storm swept in.

Otherwise, I hesitated for 0.1 seconds, and I thought it was better not to risk it.

So he jumped to the side and dodged the blow.

At this point, there is no need to compete anymore.

Both of them know very well, otherwise there is still a gap between them and the turtle immortals.

But it is destined that the turtle immortals will be surpassed.

The turtle immortal's expression was triumphant.

"Boy, you're still far away!"

Otherwise, he smiled indifferently and said, "Okay, you wait for later."

The corners of the turtle immortal's mouth twitched twice.

Otherwise, he looked at him deeply: "I'm gone."

The old man sighed and said, "Let's go."

The breeze blew, and the two were relatively speechless.

Half a day.

"Why aren't you leaving?"

“…… I can't swim......"