Chapter 284: Didn't the Teacher Teach You?

"Wait!" Little Δ said.

"What's wrong, scared?" The scorpion's face was full of sarcasm. Because he has always believed that death is terrible, and people like Xiao Yat are naturally no exception.

"Afraid? Are you kidding me! ”

Xiao Yi couldn't help but smile, only to see him smile arrogantly: "I'll give you one last chance now, immediately put down the pistol and kneel down and beg for mercy, otherwise I will make you scream very rhythmically." ”

What? Is this guy stupid? I still can't figure out the situation, I pointed a gun at him, but he actually asked me to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy! Suddenly, the poisonous scorpion burst into flames, his eyes were focused on Xiao Yi's head, and he would not give Xiao Yi any more chance.

"Paralyze you!"

"Bang!"

A gunshot rang out, followed by a scream.

"Don't!"

Su Yuhan closed her eyes suddenly, the gunfire hit the bottom of her heart, and Xiao Yi's brain instantly appeared in her mind, and Su Yuhan's face was as pale as paper.

She hugged her shoulders with her hands and squatted down slowly, not daring to open her eyes, although she didn't like Xiao Yi, but in the final analysis, this incident was caused by her, so she still didn't want Xiao Yi to die in her heart.

Just when Su Yuhan was escaping reality with his eyes closed, Xiao Yi's nasty voice came, "Cao, what kind of nerve medicine is this, it almost killed Lao Tzu!" When I went back, I had to pick up the miscellaneous hair on the old man's mouth. ”

Suddenly opened his eyes, for the first time since he knew Xiao Yi, Su Yuhan felt that Xiao Yi's voice was so beautiful, and even that obscene stinky face became cute.

He's not dead!

I saw that Xiao Yi was still standing in place, as if he hadn't moved a step. The poisonous scorpion on the side fell to the ground and screamed wildly, it turned out that the gun did not hit Xiao Yat at all.

"Little grasshopper, didn't Lao Tzu warn you a long time ago? There is a saying, if you don't listen to the pretty boy, you cry rhythmically, and now you know it's wrong, right? Xiao Yi looked like a stinky fart, which made Su Yuhan on the side roll his eyes, and finally had a good impression of him and disappeared immediately.

"This ...... How is this possible? When did you drug me? The scorpion endured the pain of the cranial nerves and looked at Xiao Yat in disbelief, as if he was looking at a monster.

"Phew! Even your IQ deserves to be a killer. Xiao Yi snorted like a poisonous scorpion, "I'm embarrassed to talk about you, when you were in kindergarten, didn't the teacher teach you not to eat what strangers gave?" ”

"What? You did something on that cigarette? ”

"Hey!" Xiao Yi sighed before he could speak, looking like he hated iron but not steel, "I told you that smoking is bad for your health, but you don't listen, can you blame me?" ”

"Bastard, I'll kill you!"

The scorpion's lungs were about to explode, and he held back the sharp pain in his brain and raised his pistol to shoot again. Seeing this, Xiao Yi pushed Su Yuhan to the ground violently, and he pounced on it.

"Bang bang bang ......" several gunshots rang out in a row.

Su Yuhan's heart suddenly twitched, is he really going to die here?

At this time, Xiao Yi shot towards the poisonous scorpion like a cannonball, only to see a flash of golden light in his eyes, and the flying right foot kicked the crotch of the poisonous scorpion with a fierce force.

"Bang bang" two crisp sounds.

Yes! A terrible cry echoed through the street, and the gun in the scorpion's hand fell to the ground with a clatter, and his hands clung to the crotch of the ground, and he rolled his eyes repeatedly.

Su Yuhan glanced at the crotch of the poisonous scorpion, and then at Xiao Yi, who was full of excitement, and his face was suddenly full of disdain. Sure enough, it's a big slut.,Either poisoned or stepped on the crotch.,Is there a fight like this?

"I'll tell you, I added it to smoking, so I'm here to help you. By the way, don't thank me! Xiao Yi inserted the gun into the waistband of his trousers, clapped his hands and said politely, as if he had helped others a lot.

"Cheap, so cheap, too cheap!" The corners of Su Yuhan's mouth couldn't help twitching, and he whispered in a low voice.

Sensing Su Yuhan's whispering, Xiao Yi was not angry but happy, "Hao Jian? Have you seen that skit too? The two of us are really fateful, you said that in the future, when we are together, will we give birth to more than a dozen fat dolls? ”

"Dozen? If you want to be born, you will be born by yourself! Su Yuhan was startled and said angrily.

Why does this sound so ambiguous? Xiao Yi smiled, "No, I can't live alone, you see that I have helped you so much, otherwise you can help me too." ”

"Help you big-headed ghost!" Su Yuhan snorted coldly, didn't bother to pay attention to Xiao Yi's cheap face, and twisted his head to the side.

Just as the two were flirting, an inappropriate voice came again. "So you're Didi? Is it Xiao Yi, the culprit of your destruction of the Wangfa factory? It's a good means, but you still have to die if you meet me today! ”

"Grass and mud horse, it's been a long time, and don't call me Didi!" Xiao Yat didn't like Didi's name very much, and he was about to step on his lifeline again when he raised his leg, but he stopped just about to get down, because Xiao Yat saw a small remote control.

Xiao Yi violently ripped off the scorpion's shirt, only to see that his upper body was tied in a circle.

Suddenly, Xiao Yi shouted: "Run, there is a bomb!" ”

Su Yuhan was fortunate that she heard it, but the passers-by didn't take it seriously at all, but gathered more and more, because the passers-by thought they were filming.

"Hahaha...... You're all going to have to bury me, and you're all going to hell......"

The poisonous scorpion howled frantically, but his words not only did not scare away the onlookers, but instead clapped their hands one by one, praising how good the scorpion's acting skills were, which made Xiao Yi angry.

"What are you looking at? If you don't get out of here, do you want to be blown up? Immediately after the words, there was a loud "pop", and the flesh of the scorpion's cheeks that Xiao Yi slapped rolled over, and even the teeth flew out, and finally he fainted directly with a roll of his eyes.

Looking at the bright red blood and the teeth flying out, all this is actually true! At this time, onlookers realized that there was no camera here, and there was no director shouting.

Seeing that the onlookers were scattered, Xiao Yi breathed a long sigh of relief, but there was still an endless stream of people walking here, and there were less than three minutes to look.

Xiao Yi didn't think much about it, and dragged the poisonous scorpion to the hard manhole cover. Defuse the bomb, Xiao Yi can't, and now he can only throw him into the sewer to minimize the loss.

But when he came to the hard manhole cover, Xiao Yi was confused, and it was not easy to pick up the hard manhole cover by hand, because there was no focus at all. Xiao Yi's nails were torn, but he still couldn't lift the manhole cover.

"Here, use this!" Suddenly, Su Yuhan came to Xiao Yi and took out a clip.

"Do you want to die? Don't go yet! Xiao Yat roared.