After Liu Xiu's one hundred and twenty push-ups were finished, the three people on the other side of the bunk also ended the game. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

There are many empty plates beside Zhenxin, Anjie, and Nami Jushi, all of which are desserts made by Tayrong fairies. The three of them played while eating, giggling and laughing regardless of whether they won or lost. By the time the dessert was finished, the three of them had had enough. An Jie and Zhenxin were lying on the bed, resting with their eyes closed, while Nami Monk began to pack up the dishes and wanted to send them downstairs.

Seeing that there were a lot of plates on the bed, Maier went to Nanyi's work, and Yanhe followed. After Liu Xiu finished doing push-ups, he directly rested on the floor, and fell asleep not long after. When the three people who delivered the plate came back, they found a bird the size of a sparrow standing in Liu Xiu's ear.

The bird had a slender beak, and it carefully put its beak into Liu Xiu's ear, gently pecking at the dirt in the ear. This bird feeds on metabolites and insects from other animals on weekdays, mainly eating the earwax of other animals and parasites on their bodies. Since this bird helps other animals clean their bodies, few animals will actively attack them.

In fact, Mel and the others had their ears cleaned by this bird when they slept, and it was so small and light that it was almost impossible to detect when standing on a person. In addition, they are always careful when eating and do not wake up sleeping people, so no one knows about it.

As soon as Maier and the others entered the house, the bird immediately flew away. If it was Taeyong Goblin who came in, it would definitely not fly away, because it knew that Taeyong Goblin would not attack itself. But Maier and the others are obviously not Tairong goblins, and for their own safety, they can only give up eating and flee here as fast as possible.

The strong wind generated by the bird's flapping wings woke Liu Xiu, and he subconsciously grabbed a handful of it to his ear, sat up at the same time, and looked around in horror, but found nothing.

"What's that?!"

Liu Xiu's voice woke up An Jie and Zhenxin, who were not yet asleep. After hearing Liu Xiu's voice, the two of them realized that they had almost fallen asleep in a room with the opposite sex, and quickly sat up, their expressions a little vigilant.

"A bird has landed in your face." Maier said to Liu Xiu, "I didn't look closely, it's a little bird." ”

As soon as Liu Xiu heard that it was a bird that landed on his face, he didn't plan to delve into this matter anymore, and joked casually.

"If your little bird were to stand in front of me, my head would be trampled on."

"Why is my little bird standing in your face?" Mel habitually spat out, "And my bird isn't that heavy, is it?" ”

"Yes, yes, everything is fine in your house."

Liu Xiumei stretched her waist and yawned comfortably.

"Anyway, you've married two of the three maids, why don't you marry the little bird home?"

"The bird has its own goals." "She was a good sniper, and at the Battle of Yaolin City, she single-handedly killed sixty enemy soldiers, forty-five of whom were officers. After the war, I approached her and asked her if she would like to be a squadron leader, and she said that she only wanted to be a sniper and clear all obstacles for me. ”

"Remove all obstacles for 'you'......"

Liu Xiu narrowed her eyes, smiled meaningfully, and then turned her face to look at Yan He.

"General Yanhe, what do you think of this sentence?"

"Huh? I...... My words...... Of course...... Of course, I think this sentence makes a lot of sense! ”

Yan He heard that Liu Xiu was saying something, and his face immediately turned red.

"Isn't it the duty of a soldier to remove all obstacles for His Majesty the King?!"

"Oh...... Obligations of military personnel. ”

Liu Xiu smiled meaningfully again, then pouted and shrugged.

"Mel—oh no, it's His Majesty. If one day, Little Bird or General Yanhe make great achievements, but they don't want any reward, what are you going to do? ”

"Uh...... This ......"

Maier was overwhelmed by this question and did not know how to answer.

"Well, let's play a game."

Liu Xiu picked six cards from the cards and lined them up in front of him.

"We have six cards here, which are red flowers, and the 2 of spades to the 6 of spades, and we deduct these six cards and deal one to each person. The person who gets the saffron can become the king in this game, and the king can give orders to the others. However, the king cannot give orders directly to people, but only to those who have been given a certain card. ”

Speaking of this, Liu Xiu took the safflower in his hand, deducted the other five cards, and set them aside.

"If I'm a king in this game, I'll show my cards and tell everyone I'm king. After that, the others don't have to show their hands, you just need to know what cards you have. After that, I would give the order that whoever got the 2 and 3 of spades should do ten push-ups, and whoever got the 2 and 3 of spades had to do ten push-ups. After the king has given an order and the order has been executed, the game ends. What did you guys think of the game? ”

Liu Xiu's game intrigued Maier, he knew that it was a punishment-based game, and he wanted to try to play it, and Yan He also looked eager to try. I don't know why, I look indifferent. An Jie and Nami Jushi are embarrassed, there is a sensitive word in this game, and that is "king". Mel is the king, and if the king in the game accidentally orders the real king, the king's subordinates will order the king to do things, and if this matter gets out, it will be a big thing.

"Play this game in front of His Majesty the King...... Not quite right? ”

Nami Jushi was the first to raise objections, and then An Jie also echoed it.

"I also think something is wrong."

"There is no dignity in front of the game." Maier smiled disapprovingly, "But this game is dangerous. If one of you takes the opportunity to ask for a raise, or a promotion, the game won't go on. ”

As Mel spoke, his eyes kept staring at Liu Xiu. Liu Xiu knew that Mai Re was talking about himself, so he could only spread his hands helplessly and said.

"Okay, okay, I know what to do. Before the game starts, we set a rule that all orders must be carried out in the room, and they can't involve the Kingdom of Byron and the Kingdom of Tairong, and they can't cause physical harm to others, so that's okay, right? ”

"But Your Majesty—"

Nami wanted to persuade again, but Maier nodded directly, indicating that he wanted to participate in this game. Yan He followed closely and forcibly pulled Nami Jushi into the game. An Jie saw that four of the six people participated in the game, and she didn't want to spoil everyone's interest, so she could only play this game with her cherished heart.

The game of kings is very simple, everyone just listens to the rules once. In the first game, Zhenxin drew the red flower and became the king. She thought for a moment and asked the Three of Spades to go downstairs and help her get a hash brown. Obviously, this order had to be carried out outside the room, but considering that this order would not harm anyone, Nami Layman, who had obtained the 3 of spades, went out to the street to get a fried potato cake and brought it back for Zhenxin to eat.

After Zhenxin got the fried potato cake, she held the food like a hamster, and ate the fried potato cake in just a few breaths. After that, the second game begins, and Mel draws the king. Maier thought about it for a moment and felt the need to make the game more interesting, so he had the person with the 6 of spades stand in the window and shout "I'm stupid".

The person who got the 6 of spades was cherished, she walked to the window with an aggrieved face, stood by the window and hesitated for about half a minute, and then shouted "I'm a stupid" to herself. The Tairong goblins downstairs heard Zhenxin's voice and looked up suspiciously, and at this time Zhenxin had returned to his place with a red face, looking at Maier angrily.

By the way, the six people who were playing the game were all sitting on the floor. The two men sat together, Yan He took the initiative to sit next to Meier, Nami Jushi sat next to Yan He, and on the other side of Nami Jushi was Zhenxin, and next to Zhenxin was An Jie. Everyone formed a semicircle, there was no one on the other side of Liu Xiu, and Zhenxin and An Jie sat opposite the two men.

In the third game, Zhenxin became the king again, and she wanted to take revenge on Myer, but she didn't know what cards Mel had in his hand. She guessed and thought that Mel's card should be the 4 of spades. Zhenxin's guess had no basis, so she guessed wrong.

Yan He, who got the 4 of spades, walked to the window with a depressed face, and shouted out the window according to Zhenxin's order: "I am a stupid big fool who is more stupid than the person just now!! ”

After shouting these words, Yan He turned his head and bared his teeth viciously at Zhenxin, revealing sharp canine teeth, which frightened the little girl's shoulders and immediately dared not continue to play. How could Yan Crane let go of an Iraa shrine maiden who had fooled her? She returned to her seat as fast as she could, letting Liu Xiu re-deal the cards, and not giving Zhenxin a chance to quit at all.

In the fourth game, Zhenxin is the king again. In the last game, she thought that the 4 of spades was Mel, but it made Yanhe fall into bad luck. In order to avoid another accidental injury, Zhenxin chose the 2 of spades farthest away from the 4 of spades, and asked the 2 of spades to go to the window again to shout what he had just said - as a result, this time Yanhe got the 2 of spades.

Damn it!!! The abominable Ira's shrine maiden!! Asking me to do such a stupid thing in front of Mel!!!!

After carrying out the king's order, Yanhe gritted his teeth and glared at Zhenxin, looking like he wanted to tear her apart and eat her, but Zhenxin was frightened. Zhenxin wanted to quit, but this time Yanhe still didn't give her a chance. In the fifth game, Zhenxin was still the king, and this time she learned her lesson, feeling that last time Yan He was a 2 of spades, this time she should not be a 2 of spades - but this time Yan He got a 2 of spades.

Zhen Xin is also true, and the same order is given three times in a row. Yan He shouted by the window three times in a row that he was a stupid big fool who was even more stupid than the person just now, and in the eyes of the Taerong goblins on the street, Yan He was saying that he was getting more and more stupid, which made them a little worried. So they elected a few delegates and asked them to go upstairs to check on the situation.

At this time, the sixth game officially begins. This time, Yanhe is the king, and she thinks that Zhenxin is targeting herself in the first few rounds, so she wants to take revenge on her. But she also encountered the same problem as Zhenxin, that is, she didn't know what cards Zhenxin had in her hand.

Just get one!!

"The king is going to catch the chest of the 3 of spades!!"

If a man mentions it, it becomes sexual harassment, and if a woman mentions it, it can only be regarded as a joke. Yan He was afraid that he would punish the wrong person, so he chose such a punishment method. I have to say that Yanhe's luck is much better than Zhenxin's. This game is the 3 of spades, and when she heard that Yanhe was going to grab her chest, she was so frightened that she dropped the cards and got up and ran. As soon as Zhenxin ran, Yan He knew that she was a 3 of spades, and chased after her with a "poof".

Zhenxin is a shrine maiden from the background, and her physical fitness is very average. In the blink of an eye, Yan He caught up with her. Yan He threw her to the ground, smiled evilly and put his hand into her witch suit, wantonly destroying the pair of plump and soft fruits, and said angrily while destroying.

“…… Against me? Ha? Against me? How dare you target me with your size? Who gave you confidence? Yes? Who gave you confidence? Belch...... But it feels really good...... Well...... Let me catch it a little longer......"

As a veteran in a certain field, Yan He's chest rubbing skills are very superb. Even for someone like Nami Jushi, whose breasts are almost equal to nothing, Yan He can make her rise to the ninth sky. Zhenxin, as a fledgling with no experience in any field, how can she withstand the provocation of the crane?

In less than half a minute, Zhenxin gasped again and again, and let out the kind of moaning that a man would be shocked when he heard it. Maier felt that something big might happen if he continued like this, so he ordered Yanhe to stop as king. At this time, the Taerong goblins just knocked on the door, and Nami opened the door and explained to them what had happened, and the goblins left with peace of mind.