Chapter 1 System, you uncle!
"You've been fired, is there anything else you want to say?"
Tu Hao looked at the triumphant strength of the person in front of him, laughed, shook his head, and turned around and left directly.
What else is there to say.
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that he Tu Hao is just a backstabber.
Otherwise, if the company's bidding documents are leaked, resulting in the company's bidding failure, Tu Hao will be simply fired?
If Tu Hao is not angry in his heart, it is definitely fake.
But what's the use of qi? This kind of small private company is mostly cronyism, so why should he bother with it?
Tu Hao is a very open-minded person, even if he was dumped by his girlfriend yesterday and cuckolded, he was fired by the company again today, and he also carried the black pot. He was angry, but not very sad.
Whoever forsakes me will not remain in the day of yesterday;
Those who disturb my heart will have many troubles today.
The long wind sends autumn geese thousands of miles, and you can be a tall building for this.
Penglai's article is built on the bones, and Xiao Xie is clear in the middle.
All of them want to fly, and want to go to the blue sky and catch the bright moon.
The water is more flowing when the knife is drawn, and the glass is more worried.
Life is not satisfactory in the world, and the Ming Dynasty spreads flat boats.
returned to his rental cabin, looked at Li Bai's poem on the wall, and read it several times, Tu Hao, who was already big-hearted, felt a little better.
At that moment, a voice sounded in his head.
"Host binding successful."
Well? When he was stunned when he heard this voice, a transparent light curtain like in a science fiction blockbuster floated in front of Tu Hao's eyes.
A line of information appears on the light curtain.
"The big tyrant training system
Host: Tu Hao
Level: Level 0
Experience Points: 0
XP required to level up next: 10 points
Squandering quota per natural day: 100,000 RMB"
What the hell is this? Hallucination?
"Host Tu Hao, this system solemnly declares that it is neither a ghost nor an illusion. Rather, you are now the host of the system. ”
The mechanical electronic synthesis sound sounded in his mind again, and Rao is Tu Hao's heart was also trembling.
Not frightened, but excited.
If it's not an illusion, this is the rhythm of the time! The system is close to you, and I have it in the world!
That's what the Internet says!
"What are your functions?" Tu Hao asked.
"Help the host become the most powerful tyrant in the universe, there is no one."
Listening to the answer of the system in his mind, Tu Hao couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"Be specific!"
"Okay, now release the task, before the early hours of tonight, successfully hook up with an anchor girl with money, as long as she is willing to send you a real photo of her in private. Quest reward, none. Failed, nine short shocks of 220 volts. ”
Depend on!
Hearing such a task in his mind, Tu Hao jumped to his feet directly.
Nima, what kind of bullshit system is this?
What the hell is Reward None?
Two hundred and twenty volts, although it is not a high voltage, but nine electric shocks are not so pleasant!
Also, I'll ask for specific functions, what do you mean by giving me this task?
"It's not meaningful, it's literal. And that's what I do. Gives you the task you need to complete. Of course, in the spirit of fairness first, you can choose to refuse. ”
"Okay, I refuse."
Meow a mi, no reward task, wouldn't it be stupid X if I took it?
"Are the hosts sure they refuse?"
"Sure, and sure."
"The host refuses to accept the task and is now punished. Given that the host is the first time to refuse, the penalty is doubled, and the two hundred and twenty volts are briefly shocked eighteen times! ”
Depend on!
Before Tu Hao could say the next words, he danced the ballet directly.
Three laps to the left, three laps to the right, bouncing.
At the end of the eighteen electric shocks, Tu Hao was directly pale and weak to the floor.
At this moment, Tu Hao felt that he was so weak that he couldn't move at all, and when he first met his ex-girlfriend, three or five times a night, it was very sour and weak.
After a while, Tu Hao said leisurely with his thoughts: "System, your uncle!" Didn't you say you could say no? ”
"yes, doesn't that cancel the mission?"
"Then why didn't you tell me I needed to be punished for refusing a mission?"
"You didn't ask."
"Damn! Your uncle! And why did I refuse the first time and the punishment was doubled? ”
"Because the second punishment is doubled!"
"System, I have a sentence that my mother sells criticism, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not."
"It can be said, and there is no punishment. Because this system does not have parents, but is born to raise. ”
Faced with such an undisciplined system, Tu Hao could only be speechless.
"Host, this system kindly reminds that if the host is not before the early morning and spends the 100,000 yuan just rewarded by the system, there will be a punishment?"
"When did you reward me with 100,000 yuan? And what is the punishment? ”
"Just now, I think in five seconds, you will be able to receive an SMS notification from the bank, after all, there is a delay in SMS notification.
As for the punishment, it was simple, Tintin was permanently shortened by one centimeter. ”
Damn, system you uncle!
Ding Ding's thing is the capital of Lao Tzu's revolution, and you are not allowed to fight his idea!
Ding dong!
Just as Tu Hao was cursing in his belly, the bank station came short, and the text message showed that just a minute ago, there was an extra 100,000 yuan in his bank account.
"No, is it really okay for you to let the money appear in my bank account like this?"
"Good! You don't have to worry about the various departments in your country coming to you, the money is coming from a normal way, and no one will ever trouble you because of the money. Actually, this system gives you a friendly reminder, and you just treat it as if this is a game.
It's just that you are the only player in the game, and everyone else is an NPC. ”
Your uncle! In the face of the system's explanation, Tu Hao was speechless.
It's all NPCs except yourself?
"Then how do I spend money to get through?"
"It's simple, as long as it's a normal use, but you can't spend money for the sake of spending money. This needs to be experienced by yourself, of course, the final interpretation belongs to this system. ”
Your uncle! What the hell are you talking about, you didn't say it, okay?
However, given that he already has a general understanding of the unreliability of the system, Tu Hao still feels that it is much more reliable to analyze it himself.
The system is so undisciplined, it must have set a trap on this problem of spending money.
There must be a conspiracy in the use of the money, and there are some uses that will definitely count as non-conforming expenses.
So the question is, what kind of expenses are counted in the task?
"The use of money is arbitrary, but the use of money must be related to the life of the host, and this correlation has certain requirements.
For example, it just flashed in your mind that you would give the money to the landlord and aunt as rent. This is definitely okay, but if you want to treat all the 100,000 as rent, then some of them will definitely not be included in the task, and will be regarded as deliberately finding loopholes, and will be directly judged by the system to fail the task. ”
"Why are you so kind all of a sudden?"
"The system can do whatever it likes, and I don't accept you to bite me?"
Tu Hao stretched out his middle finger into the air, system, you uncle!