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It's night.

On the original classification page of oo.com, there is quietly a video called "God Dubbing (Chedan Little Monk)".

Next.

This video is recommended!

"What video is this?"

"The first issue, I haven't seen it before..."

"Hey, kill Matt's brother?"

"! A new work is out!! ”

“......”

I have to say that Lei Feng's popularity is very high during this time, especially on the OO platform, three videos, plus a live broadcast, recommended on the homepage as above, is simply the treatment of a first-line star; But anyone who likes to come here to watch videos, whether they like it or not, most of them are already familiar with it.

So, as soon as the video came out, the sharp-eyed ones found something strange!

A group of people rushed to inform that Lei Feng's small video suddenly became popular!

......

It's Lu Forget again.

He was sitting in front of the computer with a glass of soy milk in his hand.

In the computer screen, the logo of the photo of the eight killers has disappeared, and the little monk in the video rings the bell, and the bell is gone, kicking off.

"Little Monk Chedan?"

Lu Forget is no longer yesterday's Amon, and the photo of killing Matt can't make him squirt, but hearing a simple conversation between master and apprentice in the video, he still can't help but be amazed!

"This is God's voice!"

"It's too similar!"

Lu Forget took a sip of soy milk, looked at the old monk played by Zhou Yuncheng in the video and said with a serious face, "I already have your master", and almost didn't laugh.

This work is by no means a complete spoof!

The so-called "Chedan Little Monk" is actually excerpted from a blog post called "Master of the Empty Boat and the Chedan Monk" that Lei Feng read in his "previous life"!

This blog post is all dialogue, classic sentences, sometimes funny, sometimes connotative.

Talking about Buddhism as a joke and philosophy as nonsense.

Because it was the first episode of "God Dubbing", Lei Feng didn't want to be too hasty, so he even gave up on choosing materials for dubbing around a theme (such as "**** Are you wearing autumn pants"); What Lei Feng wants to do is to subvert the original drama with dubbing, and he wants to use all the spoof dubbing in this episode to rebuild a new story!

Of course, the dubbing of "high imitation" is still sharp-

"Little monk, I heard you like me?"

"It's hard to say I like it, but I just mess up when I see you."

"I heard you still want to marry me?"

"It's hard to say that I want to marry, I just want to be with you forever."

"Flim, you're a Libra, aren't you?"

"Amitabha, the heart is straightforward and fast-talking, the female benefactor is not a scorpion, right? We're in perfect harmony! ”

"Uncle He, do you Buddhist disciples still believe this? How did my dad lead the team. ”

Dialogue between men and women.

Lu Forget laughed when he saw it!

The shepherdess girl played by Shu Yu has been changed by Lei Feng to "the daughter of the abbot", and the serious old monk of the empty boat in the original drama has also been installed by Lei Feng with a wife.

The voice acting follows the plot.

The little monk wants to learn kung fu.

"Master, when will you teach me martial arts?"

"People in Buddhism, compassion, the abbot has an order, and the temple is not allowed to shout and kill. For the teacher to pass on all your scriptures, read and read through, the heart is strong, see those who embroider the legs with fists, the tongue is bright, and destroy them as if they were playing. ”

"Master, I understand, knowledge is power."

The next second.

The little monk came back with a blue nose and a swollen face.

"Huh? How did you swell like this? Going to tease Xiaobei again? ”

"No, the people from Luohan Hall beat me."

"Why?"

"I'm with them."

"Alas, you believe everything I say, it's so cute..."

......

As the plot progresses, the more Lu Forget watches, the more interesting it becomes.

The original "Little Monk of Shaolin" was a story of Shaolin learning martial arts and learning revenge, but here, it has gradually become a funny life bubble girl!

"Master, can I not stay in the temple tonight?"

"Don't pretend, I've done the thing I bragged about when I went out to freeze all night and came back, I want to open some, color-that's empty."

......

"Master, other temples are called abbots, why do we have to be called abbots?"

"Doesn't this seem like our Shaolin atmosphere."

"Then I'll call you Master Master in the future, right?"

"Ho, you're waiting for me here!"

......

"For the teacher, I now give you the Dharma name Che Dan, which means clear and clear, mellow and like Dan."

"Master, what's wrong with you again......"

"The teacher has made up his mind, you admit it, you see that your senior brother Xiao Dan didn't say anything."

......

"Master, why is your legal name called Empty Boat?"

"The great abbot said that I can't save people, and it is difficult to save myself, so I give the name of the empty boat, and I will be arrogant."

"Then why am I following you......"

"You are too obsessed, and you can't go to the other side with anyone, so it's better to just bear the burden with me."

"Why?"

"You see, you always ask why."

......

"Master, I should actually call you Master, right?"

"It's okay.,How the input method is default, it's called it.,Follow the fate.。

......

"Xiaobei, I think the vegetarian dishes in Luohan Hall are pretty good, can I invite you to eat them?"

"If you don't eat it, you love meat."

"Xiaobei, I think the Tsing Yi of the troupe in Shilipo sings okay, can I invite you to listen to it?"

"Don't listen, it's not as good as my voice."

"Xiaobei, are you angry with me?"

"Don't give birth...... Ay? Bear! ”

......

"Xiaobei, you sing so well, can you teach me?"

"Come on, you're out of tune when you chant the scriptures."

......

"Master, Che Dan openly pursued the daughter of the great abbot, disregarded the rules and precepts, and destroyed the stability and unity in the temple, please discipline the master."

"Okay, look at your unproductive appearance, and you have learned to buckle people's hats? Have you learned to be righteous and awe-inspiring? And is there any appearance of a monk! ”

......

"Che Dan, did you fight with your brothers?"

"Yes."

"What's going on?"

"They said I shouldn't pursue Xiaobei, but in fact they were jealous."

"Well, if you see through them that they are jealous, why fight with them?"

"I didn't fight, they did."

"Alas, the force is mutual, don't you really have a fight? You're still too obsessed. Forget it, come, I will teach you a set of women's self-defense techniques for the teacher, so that you will not suffer a loss. ”

......

"Master, why don't Xiaobei and her mother live in the temple?"

"The great abbot is afraid that it will not affect well."

"Then why can my sister live in the temple?"

"As soon as I left the family, I still cared about the impact."

......

"Master, did you say that the Great Abbot knew about me and Xiaobei?"

"The Great Abbot doesn't know anything."

"Then why doesn't he care? Does he think I'm okay? ”

"Don't stink, the abbot has confidence in his daughter."

......

"Master, in fact, you haven't read the Ecstasy Sutra to your master, have you?"

"How do you know?"

"I heard yesterday that my wife asked you to kneel on the washboard."

“...... It was a little game between us as a couple. ”

"Why don't you read it, won't you listen to you all if you read it?"

"How can you believe these pseudo-scientific things, besides, if she listens to me all, what is the point of us being together."

"Master"

"Huh?"

"Then why did you ask me to recite the Ecstasy Sutra to Xiaobei?"

"Anyway, you can't catch up with others, and the dead scripture should be recited as the living scripture. If you succeed and prove this sutra, how many bhikshus and monks will be blessed, you will have a great merit. ”

"Master, if I can't beat you, I'll fight with you!"

......

"Che Dan, I want a diamond ring."

"Xiaobei, wait a minute, wait for me to practice for another two years, you will burn me, the relics are worth more than the diamond ring."

......

"Master, Xiaobei completely ignored me, what should I do?"

"You ask me, who do I ask."

"Then those donors have troubles, why do they come to ask you."

"That's not asking me, it's asking me Buddha."

"Then I'll ask me the Buddha too."

"There is a fee for asking me about the Buddha."

......

"Master, I dreamed of the Buddha last night."

"What did the Buddha teach you?"

"Before he spoke, he became Xiaobei......"

"Nan Wu, the Buddha is righteous!"

......

"Xiaobei, I'll write to you."

"Do you have something you can't say directly?"

"I'm afraid you won't understand."

"Then I'll be able to understand?"

"If you don't understand, I'll tell you again."

......

"Che Dan, I was a teacher to show you my love letter just to let you coax Xiaobei, you just study it yourself, why are you yelling everywhere?"

"Master, you're quite embarrassed."

"No, it wasn't written for your sister back then......"

"I said why are you a little swollen......"

......

"Che Dan, are you getting better from your cold?"

"It's not good yet, Xiaobei, you're really close..."

"Then don't get so close to me."

......

"Che Dan, you always have Xiaobei in your heart, and you have become obsessed, and if you go on like this, I am afraid that it will affect your cultivation."

"What then?"

"You still have to find Xiaobei for relief."

“...... If I beg for this, she will kill me. ”

......

"Stop! You bastards, let go of Xiaobei! ”

"Yo ho? The little monk's hair didn't grow, so he came out to learn to fight unevenly? What if we don't let go? ”

", bold fanatic!! I'm on your knees!! ”

......

"Che Dan, why the hell do you like me? You have to dare to say that you like someone, I don't need a reason, I'll whip you. ”

"Xiaobei, look at you, what excuse do you make, do you need a reason to smoke someone? In my master's words, this cycle of cause and effect, retribution and unhappiness, are all summed up after the fact, and when the mind is in the moment, if you want to love, you will love, and if you want to smoke..."

（pa~！ ）

......

"Xiaobei, are you looking for me?"

"Well, we ...... Let's be in this together! ”

“...... You're losing another bet, right? ”

......

......

Lu forgot to watch the video and silently clicked to share.

It was the first time he had seen this type of work, and he was amazed by the dialogue in it, and on the other hand, he sincerely praised the voice actors!

"God screenwriter..."

"God voices..."

"Although it ruined my original drama, it also ruined my three views...... But why, do you want to watch it again? ”

"Sure enough, it must be a high-quality product?"

Lu Forget stared at the screen.

At this time, the list of voice actors slowly emerged.

Lu Wang's mouth opened wide......