Chapter 23: Teasing

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Our son of the dragon, the handsome and dashing Yushu King Pirav, is called emperor today!

Resourceful, far-sighted, brave and resourceful, after more than a year of obscurity, he finally won the world and became the greatest and wisest leader in the world.

In addition to benevolence, benevolence, benevolence, and wisdom, who has the qualifications to rule the world? Who else can lead everyone to a democratic, self-reliant and well-off society!

(I can't make it up!) )

It's the big day of King Pirav, otherwise how can you not join in the fun?

For today, he deliberately came from an extremely cold place thousands of miles away, and on the way, he deliberately changed into a decent robe to show respect.

Just to feel the light of King Pirav for yourself.

It was a lively day.

In front of the king's palace, there was a sea of people, and countless people were looking forward to it.

The bazooka pointed diagonally into the sky, and it was a stiff declaration of the military power of King Pirav.

Countless soldiers were solemn and stood tall in front of the door.

On the periphery are the numb and ignorant masses and gloating trolls.

After a while, the old king, with a look of grievance and indignation, came out and stood in front of everyone.

Otherwise, I think it's amazing, you look at such a dog, how many calamities did he go through to achieve positive results, and when he became a king, how could he be forced to be coerced by that stupid shortage!

Looking at Pirav again, his face was glorious and majestic, and he couldn't hide the pride and pride on his pretended serious face.

He was dressed in pure gold armor, and the crown on his head was studded with jewels, and in the sunlight, his tall and burly body reflected a thousand rays of light, as dazzling as the sun.

How much he suffered for this day!

Otherwise, I secretly sighed.

Silly short!

The old king's speech was to the effect that the king's position was occupied by the virtuous, and there was an upstart who had no talent and no virtue but was powerful and powerful, buddy, I couldn't knock him, so I could only temporarily avoid the edge, let him be cool for a few days, and then I would beat him down.

His speech, what he said in the front was good, but he couldn't help but reveal a sour taste in the back. The words are full of disdain and ridicule for Pirav, and although it is subtle, everyone can hear it.

The old king was benevolent and loved the people, and the people listened to it very badly, and wept and wept.

But Pirav didn't understand, he was uneducated, so he felt that what people said was reasonable, and nodded frequently, with an expression of "what he said is right, you will listen to him in the future, obediently mix with me, and keep it for you to eat and drink spicy".

After the old king finished speaking, he bowed deeply and slowly retreated.

Then Pirav stepped forward, and he walked very slowly, because the crown was too heavy.

He tilted his head back and his nostrils were facing the sky.

"I will be the king from now on, and I will make you happy...... I'm sure to make you happy...... I've got to make you ...... cool."

Otherwise, looking at his awesome and coaxing appearance, he was quite a bit ambitious. - "When I was a Buddha, all living beings in the ten worlds, all living beings, all had a purple and golden body......"

Let's go, let's go.

In a solemnity, otherwise I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The laughter grew louder and louder.

King Pirav was disturbed, and in a fit of rage, he raised his eyes to search for the source of the sound.

Brush Brush Brush!

Countless barrels of guns were pointed in unison at the roof, but it was not happy.

"Who dares to disturb the order!"

Ah Xiu, who was known as the number one thinker beside King Pirav, jumped up, pointed his sword at him, and shouted angrily.

Otherwise, how fine he is, he had changed his appearance long before he came, and he became the appearance of his master's old god stick.

Everyone saw an old man with a fairy wind standing at the highest point, stroking his beard and smiling.

King Pirav waved his hand graciously.

"Can the old man come down and speak?"

You see, when people become kings, their bearings are different.

Otherwise, I would be surprised.

Then he leaped lightly and landed in front of Pirav.

"Wow!"

Jumping from such a high place, he was unscathed.

The crowd was in an uproar.

Pirav hasn't changed much, people have seen a lot of the world, and what kind of master has not seen it.

"What's the matter with you?" Pirav asked faintly.

Otherwise, he arched his hand quite gracefully, and said with a smile: "I have heard for a long time that His Majesty Pirav was upright during his lifetime, with a strong temperament, not afraid of the soft, and not falling hard. The bag is quite thick and magnificent. Raise every joy, and fall in the shadow. The brocade crotch team lives in the waist-high Curry collection. There is octagonal without scratching, and it is itchy when it is tickled. Favored boy, often under the crotch with the help ......"

Pick a beautiful quote from a classic novel, or give it to King Pirav without hesitation.

King Pirav listened in a fog and squinted at Ashur: What does this mean?

Ah Xiu also half-understood, but he just felt that it was very awesome, so he worshipped: Praise you! This article is so well written!

Pirav nodded, slowly revealing a reserved smile, a look of 'I'm useful, you continue'.

However, some people understand a little, and they stop talking about it.

The people below sneered.

Otherwise, looking at his cute and stupid appearance really makes me want to stop.

Otherwise, after reading it, seeing that this product looked unfinished, his eyes rolled and he smiled slightly.

"The villain has another treasure to dedicate to His Majesty."

Pirav loved him so humbly that he was so refreshed by his majesty that he was both physically and mentally refreshed.

He said pleasantly, "What is it?" Let me see! ”

Otherwise, he waved the dust nervously, and his mouth was chattering.

"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law!"

Swish.

He put his hand flat in front of Pirav and smiled incomprehensibly.

"This ...... It's ......"

Am I blind? Why do I see everything!

"This is the top immortal defense magic weapon, the gossip purple silk fairy clothes, which made forty-nine fairies spend eighty-one days to weave with the most precious silk outside the universe, and only the great wisdom can see it."

The crowd of onlookers was in an uproar and chattering.

Pirav was silent for a long time, finally understanding what he meant.

That is to say, there is something that Lao Tzu can't see, it's very bullish, and idiots can't see it.

swearing you!

Pirav's eyes were not good, but when he saw that he was not doing so, he suddenly came to his senses.

I can't see how he knows!

He glanced at Ah Xiu and said lightly, "Have you seen this baby?"

Who is Ashu? He was the national teacher of the empire, the smartest man in the world. People look proud: Of course I saw it, it's so beautiful!

Pirav was terrified, how could I not be as good as this?

After thinking about it, he still felt unreliable, so he turned his head and asked Xiao Wu, "What do you think of this thing?"

Xiao Wu was real, and said cutely: "I can't see it......"

Pirav sneered: "Idiot!"

Then he confidently took the "Bagua Purple Silk Fairy Clothes" from his hands, and felt that he was too smart.

Otherwise, he said with a sincere face: "Your Majesty, don't you wear it?"

Pirav paused: "I'm going to treasure it and wear it later."

Otherwise, he said earnestly: "This thing is defensive!" The villain is for your sake! If you wear it, you will be safer, and the people will feel comfortable! ”

Pirav closed his eyes, thought for a moment, and said impassionedly: "It's hard for you to be so faithful, I'll wear it!"

Squinted at Ah Xiu: "You come and put it on for me."

Ah Xiucheng was terrified: "The minister does not dare to desecrate the treasure."

Pirav sighed and put on his own.

Otherwise, he will be called to make fake moves with exaggerated acting skills.

Holding back a smile, he pointed: "Your Majesty, you are wearing the wrong sleeve...... Oh no, why did you get it down again...... It's still not right, oops, how can you wear it backwards! Hey, can you see it? ”

Underneath it was another puff laugh.

Pirav wore it a few times, felt greatly humiliated, and was furious.

"What the hell!"

Burst into laughter!

Now I get it all right.

Unabashedly ridiculed and disdainful.

Otherwise, he straightened up, put his hands in his sleeves, and said leisurely: "Your Majesty, don't damage your clothes!"

Pirav looked at him resentfully.

"Kill him!"

Otherwise, you will jump far and wide.

Finished the Transfiguration and grimaced at Pirav.

Extremely pleasant.

Pirav was even angrier.

This is an enmity that does not share the heavens!

Is this guy here to restrain me? He almost killed himself at the beginning, then stole a dragon ball from himself, and now he has lost such a big face.

He could still hear the twittering of those below, and the disdainful glances of his men even though they didn't speak.

I don't care about you!

Dengshi's heart was ruthless.

"Kill! Kill them all! I've killed everyone there! Not a single one to stay! ”

The soldiers raised their guns, and the crowd dispersed.

Otherwise, after thinking about it, he suddenly smiled.

A crystalline wall rose from the ground and reached into the sky, standing behind the crowd.

Ran Qi Wall.

The stormy artillery fire was blocked.

Otherwise, he walked leisurely, listening to the angry scolding behind him, and watching the people fleeing in front of him.

The world is bustling, the world is bustling.

All kinds of people!

His eyes slowly skimmed over one person after another, and his heart felt very strange.

It seems to be detached, and it seems to be integrated.

Scold!

Sentimental!

Just thinking about it, suddenly his eyes froze.

Suddenly, faint ripples rippled on the calm water.

A blonde girl, looking back, is indifferent.

A pair of azure blue eyes pierced his eyes straight through his eyes and suddenly engraved on his heart.

Otherwise, there was a moment of trance, as if he grabbed something violently, but let it slip away.

When I came back to my senses, I couldn't find the girl, only the blonde hair, the blue eyes, and the white earlobes that showed when she played with her hair.