Chapter 461: Don't eat the ugly
The moonlight was like washing, Zhu Yan sat on the top of the mountain with his knees crossed, shaking his body boredly, and screaming in his mouth: "Come on, little lady, I'm so bored, I was wrong, I can't touch your ass again!" ”
Qingyao Junyao had already fallen asleep without heart and lungs, how could he hear his words, Zhu Yan jumped up violently, picked up the hoe at hand, looked like a progressive young man, and said ambitiously: "Okay!" Keep digging graves! You won't be able to go home tomorrow! ”
So, under the moonlight, a jade-like young man dressed in plain blue brocade waved his hoe and vowed to dig all the graves in one night. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Early the next morning, the green crow Junyao stepped on the morning sun, carried a bamboo basket, and sang an unknown minor tune up the mountain.
But this time she has a long memory, and she must pay attention to the hand with a bad brain, and she must not let him scare her innocent ass again.
Seeing the potholes one after another from a distance, Jun Yao cried out with a "wow", and rushed to the mountain with the basket, only to see that it was full of devastation, and the white bones and loess were tossed and indistinguishable.
She held her breath and cursed in a low voice: "Zhu Yan, die Zhu Yan, wait for you to fall into my hands one day, see if I don't skin you and cramp." ”
Zhu Yan came behind her silently, nodded with satisfaction, okay, that's it, it's very good.
"Sister." He licked the little tiger tooth on his right, pouting, and looked demented.
Jun Yao turned his head sharply and looked at him with resentful eyes: "You..."
Zhu Yan pouted and said, "I am now Zhu Yan's subordinate, and he asked me to dig this mountain." ”
"What?" Jun Yao was shocked, trembling slightly, "What did you say?" ”
Zhu Yan looked at her with clear eyes, and replied: "I don't want either, I said it, I was covered, my boss is Qingyao Junyao, and he asked me to take you to his cave." ”
Jun Yao's face was pale, her eyes "fluttered" and sat on the ground, and then she cried, she cried while holding Zhu Yan's legs: "You don't have a good brain, you will be his subordinate, what are you doing with me, Zhu Yan loves to eat little girls the most, you still have to take me to see him, isn't this a sheep in the tiger's mouth!" ”
"Actually, no. Zhu is a very picky eater, and he doesn't eat ugly. ”
Jun Yao's face changed, tears were still on her red cheeks, and she glared at him fiercely and asked, "What do you mean?" ”
Zhu Yan flattened his mouth and said: "I mean, Zhu Yan only eats people, not demons." It's like a human being, don't you also eat animals, in Zhu Yan's eyes, people are animals. The demon is different, he has some blood relationship with Zhu Yan, he won't eat it. ”
Jun Yao pouted and said, "You have a bad brain, you have been deceived!" He's just using you now, so he won't eat you, but he won't let go of such a good-looking little girl as me. ”
It's all said, don't eat the ugly! It's still so fat, it's greasy...
Zhu Yan lowered his eyes and glanced at the small basket, the smell of food penetrated into the tip of his nose, he picked his fingers, saw that it contained food, and said, "If you give me this to eat, I will tell Zhu Yan that I haven't seen you." ”
"This..."
Seeing that she was unwilling, he sank and continued, "I will also help you bury those bones together." ”
"Deal!" Jun Yao raised her lips and smiled.
Zhu Yan picked up the bowl, held the chopsticks in his hand, looked embarrassed, and asked, "How do you use this thing?" ”
"You don't know how to use chopsticks?" Jun Yao laughed so much that tears came out.
But I don't know how to use chopsticks, so I laugh like this!
"You teach me once, and I will learn."
Jun Yao said secretly, his brain is not good, but his face is very thin, and he can't discriminate against him. She took the chopsticks in his hand, delicately separated the two chopsticks with her index finger and middle finger, and picked up a bean with a slight movement of her index finger.
Seeing her pick up the beans, Zhu Yan hurriedly opened her mouth, and Jun Yao threw the beans into her mouth with a smile, gurgling and chewing crispy.
"Is it delicious?" Zhu Yan asked pitifully.
Jun Yao took another bean and threw it into her mouth, and said while chewing, "I'll taste it and tell you." ”
Zhu Yan didn't believe it anymore, he snatched the chopsticks, separated the two chopsticks in her style, and suddenly put the chopsticks into the plate, and the beans rolled round and everywhere.
He tried to clamp the beans, but he couldn't grasp the strength, and it was clear that the beans flew up with a light clamp.
Jun Yao couldn't see it, and shook his hand without thinking about it. Zhu Yan looked sideways at the girl who was close at hand, and held his breath fiercely, for fear of scaring her away.
Jun Yao held his hand and said softly: "Look, this, this, gently, don't push too hard, you see, clip it!" ”
She bared her little teeth and smiled sweetly.
A suspicious flush drifted over Zhu Yan's face, he nodded in a panic, the softness in his hand suddenly disappeared, Jun Yao sat back opposite him, and said with a smile: "Eat it, my father's fried beans are delicious." ”
"Yes." Zhu Yan smiled and picked up the rice bowl, and when the rice grains were picked up in his mouth, a sweetness overflowed between his lips and teeth, and he looked at her with wide eyes: "It's delicious!" ”
"You won't be the first time you use chopsticks and eat rice for the first time, right?"
Zhu Yan nodded, and picked up the rice again. Jun Yao frowned slightly, her eyes were a little soft, she picked up another pair of chopsticks and put the dishes in his bowl: "Eat more, I asked my father to cook an extra bowl of rice, which is enough for you to eat." ”
Zhu Yan ate sweet rice in his mouth, and his heart seemed to be soaked in honey, this round little lady was Zhu Yan.
He doesn't understand his own mood, he just wants to be with her all the time, even if he doesn't give him to eat people, it's okay, there is rice, who likes to eat people.
The blood stains are still wah, and the snot and tears are flowing together at every turn, and it is annoying to think about it.
He looked up at her and smiled nonchalantly. Qingyao Junyao also laughed, this person is so stupid, what are you laughing at.
After a full meal, Zhu Yan burped and folded his arms behind his head and lay on the ground, the clouds added to him were unpredictable, and he loved to look at the soft white clouds under the blue curtain like this.
Jun Yao put away the dishes and chopsticks, half-squatted and asked, "It's time for us to work." ”
Zhu Yan yawned, grabbed her sleeve and said, "Lie down for a while." ”
Jun Yao was pulled by him, and sat on the ground with a "pounce", she covered her little pink buttocks with her flat mouth and said, "Why can't you get along with my ass." ”
Zhu Yan laughed twice, took a deep breath, closed his eyes, and said, "You try to lie down, you can hear many sounds that you can't hear when you stand." ”
Jun Yao lay on her side on the ground in disbelief, and Zhu Yan raised her hand and pushed her face: "Look at the sky, don't look at me." ”
"Who looks at you, your brain is not good, your skin is still thick, and you can't be helped." She lay on her back with a crimson face, looking at the clouds in the sky.