Phone screen: "Do you want to extract the fairy qi immediately?" ”

Phone screen: "Do you want to extract the fairy qi immediately?" ”

Phone screen: "Do you want to extract the fairy qi immediately?" ”

……

Xiao Long vigorously pointed at the icon of this dry blue gas group, and it was really difficult to make up his mind for a while, after all, this is worth hundreds of millions!

If he has enough strength, I can't say that he can really get at least 100 million, and at that time, he will really turn over and jump into the dragon gate, and become a billionaire in an instant!

100 million RMB!

What's the matter, just such a cloud of dry blue gas, is it really worth 100 million?

Nima is 100 million, how much money is there, and if it is exchanged for a 100 yuan bill, it can also be used for half three rounds, right?

Fuck, my nearly 300-pound body of a straw bale bearded man is really ...... Is it really worth spending 100 million dollars?

Belch? Why is this wisp of dry blue gas really more and more beautiful now, comparable to the membrane of the female classmate, right?

Phew...... Where does my female classmate still have that membrane now! Even if there is, it is not pure and natural, that is, fake!

Phew...... I'm sick again, let's take a look at the true face of this fairy spirit in Lushan first.

Phone screen: "Do you want to extract the fairy qi immediately?" ”

Xiao Long: "Yes! ”

At this time, a heart-warming dry blue breath suddenly permeated the mobile phone, and Xiao Long instantly felt that his whole body was in an unusually wonderful comfortable realm, which should be more intoxicating than Papapa, and he swallowed his saliva involuntarily.

"It's true!"

Xiao Long finally determined that this immortal qi was real, just like he was sent to the ghost prison of the underworld, although it was extremely ridiculous, so ridiculous that after you told others about it, others would definitely think that you were a nervous person, and kind-hearted people would help you call the psychiatric department of the First Hospital of Liangshan City.

But there are some events that really can't be explained, such as the time when Xiao Long's soul or the ghost went to the underworld, where did his physical body go?

If the body has not eaten or drunk for more than 20 days, I am afraid that it will already be rotten and crawling with flies and corpses, right?

But no, after Xiao Long returned, the above situation did not happen at all, and even after he came back, he felt that his senses were much sharper.

There is also the original ordinary copycat machine, after the sudden automatic change, Xiao Long can't help this mobile phone, and even makes the mobile phone dissatisfied, it will slap your ass.

So for these unbelievable things, Xiao Long really has a certain ability to bear it.

As a result of all this, Xiao Long was really not so shocked now, and the previous suspicious look was gone, and he calmed the excitement in his heart, with a strong look of expectation, and approached the wisp of fairy spirit in the form of a kiss.

At this time, this wisp of fairy qi was extremely spiritual along his inhalation, into his internal organs, in his expression of enjoying just now, his face changed suddenly, and he was instantly miserable.

At this moment, Xiao Long's feeling of intoxication disappeared in an instant, and was replaced by an extremely hot and uncomfortable feeling as if he had drunk a mouthful of concentrated sulfuric acid, and his entire inner abdomen was about to burn.

The breath hit wildly in the internal organs, limbs and hundreds of bones, as if to incinerate every cell in his body, and the severe pain made his fat body fall to the ground in an instant, rolling non-stop, banging against the legs of the table, chair and bed, and the heart-rending wail could not make the slightest sound, and he kept snorting out a mouthful of foul smell, and his whole body suddenly sweated like rain.

Xiao Long suffered from the pain of annihilation, his whole body seemed to be about to completely evaporate, his pupils were dilated, and his consciousness gradually blurred.

"Am I going to die?"

"This ...... Nima is too cheating too, isn't she? ”

"How can this immortal spirit qi be withstood by ordinary people?"

Xiao Long thought in a trance, feeling that he was going to die, and suddenly an obsession that had supported him for a long time came to his heart.

"Nope! I can't die like this, I've always been a burden to my family, and I can't even repay my family and Tumao Village if I die like this, I'm really unwilling! ”

"And ...... And I haven't even achieved my lofty dreams! ”

"Yes, my goddess Tang Lingxue, I haven't seen her take a bath yet, so I threw her down!"

"Tang Lingxue, watch her take a bath and pounce on her!"

"Tang Lingxue, watch her take a bath and pounce on her!"

"Tang Lingxue ......"

……

"Damn, what's going on next door?" After hearing an earthquake-like sound, Hu Biao slapped the smooth buttocks of Jiang Meiling, a beauty from the art department, and said angrily.

Their bed is shaking here, and the next door can't be so coincidental, right?

This vibration is so loud!

"Maybe Meiling's voice was a little higher just now, which stimulated the fat pig next door, and he started to jerk off!" Jiang Meiling groaned and laughed cheaply.

Hu Biao, who is fighting with her, is the nephew of Hu Tianyao, director of the Department of Construction and Mining of Liangshan University, Hu Biao.

Hu Biao has been a villain since he was a child, he has always been lazy and lazy, and on weekdays, he mostly gathers some idle "good young people" to do some things like stealing chickens and dogs, stealing sheep and cattle, and the villagers hate it, but they often can't help him because there is no direct evidence.

Fortunately, after Hu Biao's uncle was beaten once, Hu Biao entered the city in the name of seeing his uncle, but as soon as he entered the city, he was reluctant to leave after seeing the flowers in the city.

Especially after seeing the warbler Yanyan of Yangsan University, I suddenly had the feeling of a bee falling into the flowers, and I wanted to go back to the village where I was either a septuagenarian or a three-year-old child, so I begged my uncle to be a security guard at Yangsan University, which was equivalent to relying on Yangsan University.

This is three years, at first it was honest, then it gradually became dishonest, and in the end it became even more notorious, not only did not do the duties of the security guards, but recklessly blackmailed students.

And he also repeatedly attacked some female college students.

What's even more bizarre is that Walnut is too big to read a basket of words, but the campus plot is very strong, and there is a special habit, that is, he loves to turn dragons and phoenixes with female college students on the campus of Liangshan University, especially Jiang Meiling, especially Jiang Meiling.

No, Hu Biao's younger brother Wang Meng's dormitory was forcibly occupied by him!

In fact, the brilliant achievements of Jiang Meiling and Hu Biao are everywhere on the campus of Liangshan University.

After midnight, next to the playground where Yuehua was spreading, on the fitness equipment, in the flowers and plants, in the girls' toilet, in the multimedia classroom, and even Director Hu's office, there were traces of her and Hu Biao's "liquid".

Hu Biao: "You said it's the big straw bale of one meter eight or nine, nearly 300 catties?" ”

Jiang Meiling: "Who else can there be besides him?" disappeared for more than 20 days, it turned out to be worried about the ghost thing on campus, and it was really enough! ”

Hu Biao: "Hmph! I really don't know what that ghost thing is, Lao Tzu is looking forward to that ghost thing, if it's a merry girl, then there will be fun. ”

Jiang Meiling: "You ****** the old lady, and you still think about the merry female ghost, be careful that the old lady castrates you!" ”

Hu Biao: "Why do you try?" Hehe...... Don't be angry, Brother Biao, I'm also teasing you, but we can call that fat pig over to watch, wouldn't that be more exciting? ”

Jiang Meiling: "You dare! Immortal board, although the old lady was almost expelled from your abuse when she was in her third year of high school, but now that she has not graduated from college, you don't want to make the old lady even unable to get a diploma, right? ”

Hu Biao: "What are you afraid of, this Liangshan University is not my uncle's final say, the diploma you want is wrapped in my Hu Biao!" ”

Jiang Meiling: "No, absolutely not, this is the bottom line of the old lady!" Looking at this fat pig lady, I want to vomit, how can I be in the mood? ”

When Hu Biao heard this, he showed a dissatisfied look on the surface, but he was very happy in his heart.

In fact, he just tried it just now, and after hearing this prodigal hoof say this, it seemed that it was a little reluctant to let the straw bale watch from the sidelines, but the other brothers were blessed.

Hu Biao thought like this, slapped it hard, and with a "snap", Jiang Meiling suddenly left five blood-red fingerprints on her buttocks.

Jiang Meiling: "Ah...... What are you doing? ”

Hu Biao: "Continue to scream, let the straw bale next door continue, and I will blackmail him later!" ”

Jiang Meiling: "He is a well-known poor ghost in the college, and the money for his school is all from relatives." ”

Hu Biao: "Cut, what's the matter with me?" Since he can raise such a body of fat, Brother Biao doesn't believe that he can't scrape for less than three or five thousand yuan? Since his relatives can help him so fat, why can't he help Brother Biao and me, you see Brother Biao and my skinny body? Smack......"

Jiang Meiling: "Ah...... It hurts to death! Stop! You are strong, how can you compare to that fat pig, but, Brother Biao, you'd better beat other people's ideas, right? His relatives shouldn't be wealthy, and he hasn't worn anything other than his school uniform? Some time ago, I was still working part-time outside, but unfortunately I was fired, you really shaved off his fat, and it was useless? ”

Hu Biao: "Cut!" His relatives are not rich, and his roommates and classmates are not rich? Wei Quanheng's youngest son seems to be ......"

Hu Biao was talking, suddenly heard something, made a silent gesture to Jiang Meiling, and then the two leaned against the wall, covered their hands and listened.

“…… Bathe...... Pounce! ”，

“…… She takes a shower and pounces on her! ”

"Tang Lingxue, watch her take a bath and pounce on her!"

"it!" After Hu Biao heard it clearly, he was immediately furious, and he casually tossed his pants, and rushed out, and a second later, Jiang Meiling heard a loud "bang".