Chapter 207: Gone Crazy

Zeng Yifan and Zhang Mengmeng muttered in the corner, and the police at the door were almost confused. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

For a long time, the policeman who took the lead couldn't stand it anymore, obviously these two people, one is the owner of the house, and the other is an acquaintance, and there are no gangsters. Could it be that these refined metal burglaries?

So he shouted to the two people in the room with a dark face: "You two, who will explain to me what the situation is?" Otherwise, follow me back to the bureau to make a record! ”

Just when I was embarrassed, I suddenly heard a babbling voice outside.

"Borrowed, borrowed, borrowed!"

Because there were too many strange things happening, I heard someone shouting "borrowed", and the police who were blocking the outside actually had the ambition to get out of the way. So, Zhao Dapeng, who received Zeng Yifan's text message for help, gorgeously entered the sight of the heavily armed police uncles.

What happened? Zhao Dapeng looked at the mess in the room and asked Zeng Yifan with his eyes.

Zeng Yifan comprehended and glanced at Zhang Mengmeng's injured finger.

Now I really don't know how to end it.

"This ......" Zhao Dapeng had an epiphany, and at the same time, he also thought of helping them out of the siege quickly. So he rushed directly into the room and scolded Zhang Mengmeng: "Are you practicing again and going crazy?" ”

Gone mad?! Everyone present was stunned.

"I told you not to learn any Maoshan techniques from that stinky Taoist priest, look, go crazy!" Zhao Dapeng is still trying to lie.

Oh! It turned out to be Maoshan Technique.,It seems to have been read in the novel.,It turns out that this is the case in reality! The police officers present were confused and at the same time somewhat understood.

Catching a glimpse of the slightly relaxed expressions of the policemen, Zhao Dapeng immediately turned around and said to the policeman who took the lead with a hippie smile: "This police officer, my friend is so immortal, what kind of Maoshan technique he learned, he probably went crazy and made a mess of the house." Then her boyfriend thought there had been a burglar in the house...... Hey hey ......"

Zhao Dapeng said and shook hands with the stunned policemen one by one in a friendly manner.

"This shield is very heavy, come on, put it aside first." "Your clothes are so cool, bulletproof, aren't they? Gee. "Do you want to drink water?" Drink? ”

Several policemen were a little dazed by Zhao Dapeng's kung fu and Dashan, and a few people really put down their shields.

Today, I can see the Maoshan technique with my own eyes, although it is a demonic version, it is a bit scary, and it can be regarded as an eye-opener.

"Oh, it's just that the house is too messy, why don't you go back first? We'll pack it up and invite you to tea. Zhao Dapeng invisibly led several policemen out of the house.

The policeman who originally took the lead was a little in a trance for the fat man who suddenly came in, chattering a lot of things. At this time, he was at the end of the line and had returned to the living room.

"That's not right!" The policeman suddenly froze: "What happened to the sudden rain just now?" ”

Zhao Dapeng is full of black lines. I really don't know what Zhang Mengmeng and Zeng Yifan were doing here just now? It's a false police report and a metal attack on the police, dare Zeng Yifan also show off the indoor rain?

It's really a first two big.

"This ...... That ......" Zhao Dapeng racked his brains to think of a speech, and suddenly patted his head: "It's an automatic fire extinguishing equipment!" That's right, it's automatic fire extinguishing equipment. It's not that the smell of gunpowder is too strong just now, my friend's house is high-tech, thinking that it is on fire, so he starts the automatic fire extinguishing program. Hey, nowadays technology is very unreliable, I heard that you can still get pregnant after ligation, unreliable, really unreliable! ”

Zhao Dapeng explained, and at the same time, he did not forget to invite the policeman who took the lead out of the house first.

A few minutes later, only the sound of "bang" closing the door was heard, and Zhao Dapeng breathed a sigh of relief: "Hold the groove, is this considered to deceive law enforcement officers, is there a crime!" ”

Several policemen who were pushed out of the door in a daze closed the team back in a daze. It suddenly occurred to me that Maoshan was not a ghost hunter? Does it have anything to do with metal essence?

Belch! Whether it's a false police report or a real case, you should take a few people back to make a record, why did it come out?

However, no one wants to go back, let alone the knives and hammers that can fly on their own, or the high-tech automatic water spray, how to think about how mad.

After the police left, Zhao Dapeng looked around at the mess in Zhang Mengmeng's house, and crossed his hands on his waist in a questioning tone: "Tell me honestly, what are you two doing?" Reported false police, openly attacked the police, and used special abilities! ”

You must know that as soon as Zhao Dapeng received Zeng Yifan's text message, he came here desperately, and he couldn't even wait for the elevator.

Zeng Yifan was indeed speechless, this time it was really an oolong, what the situation was, he hadn't figured it out yet.

Ignoring Zhao Dapeng's continued chatter, Zeng Yifan went to the drawer and found the medicine box. It's better to bandage Zhang Mengmeng first, and then clean up the mess.

Belch! Even the iron sheet on the outside of the medicine box was twisted.

A few minutes later, Zhang Mengmeng sat on the sofa wrapped in a blanket and was stunned, his hair still dripping with water. Zeng Yifan began to clean up in the room.

It's a terrible mess, and almost all the metal objects are deformed.

Zeng Yifan reluctantly threw a hot water kettle with three-pronged plugs crossed into a lump into a big box. The mobile phone is also scrapped.,It's going to ring before.,But there's no response to the answer.,It's not even going to ring at this time.,It's estimated that the circuits inside are either twisted or fused together.。

It seems that after the basic cleaning is finished, I am just about to find a worker to decorate the store, and I can come over and re-decorate part of Zhang Mengmeng's house.

"Grip the groove, that's too exaggerated."

It was Zhao Dapeng who spoke. At the moment he was holding an apple in one hand and a fruit knife in the other. The fruit knife, the metal part was twisted into a twisted shape, and there was a circle at the top.

Zeng Yifan glanced at the fruit knife, and then at Zhang Mengmeng, who was stunned, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice: Girls have special abilities, and the way to use them is different, and what they pursue is elegant and artistic.

At this time, Zhang Mengmeng suddenly buried his face in his knees and cried with a whimper.

Belch! Zhao Dapeng shrunk his neck, shouldn't he have made the girl cry when he said this just now. Although he doesn't like Zhang Mengmeng very much, he doesn't take pleasure in bullying girls.

Zeng Yifan was also a little panicked about Zhang Mengmeng's sudden crying, he really didn't know how to coax girls, so he could only hurriedly throw down the things in his hand and ask weakly: "Don't cry, it's nothing, I'll help you clean it up." ”

"So what should I do in the future?" Zhang Mengmeng asked with a crying voice. She thought of a very difficult problem, a reality that she had to face.

"Don't worry, be careful in the future, just don't get hurt." Zeng Yifan comforted, and then added: "If you want to eat at home, I'll cook it for you, and you don't cook." ”