Chapter 203: Scolding the family
Last night, Xiao Yat didn't know what language to use to describe it. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info everything can be summed up in one word - amazing! Yes, only surprise but no joy.
Last night, at the moment when Liu Zitian was about to insert the mad beast potion into his heart, even if Xiao Yi had the ability to return to the sky, it was impossible to take away Liu Zitian's mad beast potion in an instant, because the two were still more than ten meters apart.
Although Xiao Yi can't do it, but one person can do it, he is a ridiculous old man.
Just at the last moment, a dazzling white light suddenly appeared on Old Man Miao's body, and a pair of wings flashed behind him. The wings are five meters long, and they are more than ten meters long.
With a ......"snap", Liu Zitian's beast potion was instantly knocked off by the old man's wings, and at this moment, Xiao Yi ejected out again and beat Liu Zitian hard. He was beaten until his face was swollen like a pig's head before he was willing to stop, and the others Xiao Yi were all knocked unconscious.
After all this, Xiao Yi had time to look at the old man.
At this time, the old man had returned to normal, and the wings behind him had disappeared, but his face was very pale, as scary as white paper.
And soon Xiao Yat discovered an even more astonishing vision, and Old Man Miao began to age rapidly. He was already full of gray hair, but in a few seconds, he quickly turned white, and his skin began to age rapidly, and layer by layer of skin wrinkled together.
In less than a minute, he suddenly aged dozens of years and became a complete old monster.
"What's the matter with you, stinky old man?" Xiao Yi hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.
"Medicine...... Medicine ......" The old man trembled, looking at Xiao Yi with dull eyes, and he couldn't even express himself in basic language.
"Medicine? Where's the medicine? ”
"Chest ......"
"Chest?"
Xiao Yi immediately touched his chest, and really touched a bottle for him. Xiao Yi didn't think much about it, and then opened the cap of the bottle and was about to stuff two pills into his mouth.
"Are you going to open your mouth?" Xiao Yi shoved the medicine into his lips, but he just didn't open his mouth. At this time, Old Man Miao's breathing was gradually weakening, and his heart was beating slower and slower.
"Grass, what do you mean? Do you want me to work for nothing? ”
Xiao Yi couldn't help but scold, seeing that the old monster was already difficult to breathe, and let out twitching sounds one after another, but he couldn't breathe air.
"Dead old man, don't really die, if you die, who will prove my innocence!"
Helpless, Xiao Yi gritted his teeth and put the pill in his mouth, and then made the most disgusting gesture he endured, and kissed Old Man Miao's lips.
"Bah, Bah, Bah......"
Xiao Yi kept spitting, but there were still bursts of nausea in his heart, which made him retch several times in a row. , Looking at Old Man Miao, he was still lying there motionless, but his face was a little ruddy.
"Grass, why are you not good!" Xiao Yi really wanted to shake his hand and leave it alone, but it was unbearable to hear the sound of his breathing. What's more, he kissed all his relatives, but in the end he still didn't save people, so wouldn't he be a big loss.
So, Xiao Yi picked up Old Man Miao's body and used his power to catalyze the pills in his body, and this catalyst was the middle of the night. Because Old Man Miao's body has completely dried up, the first moisture of the rain will not be able to recover in a short time.
Finally, at about three o'clock in the morning, Old Man Miao woke up, and he also returned to his original appearance, and he looked younger than before.
"Old man, you can be considered awake, do you know that in order to save you, I destroyed my only first kiss in your hands!" Xiao Yi found a roll of tape in the laboratory, tied it to Liu Zitian and others, and cried to Old Man Miao.
"Just you! And the first kiss? Old man Miao's eyes widened, and he said with a look of disbelief.
"Why don't I have my first kiss, an ignorant boy like me actually gave your first kiss to you, a bad old man, if I leave a psychological shadow in the future, I can't find a wife to see how I fix you!"
"Are you ignorant? Still a teenager? Old man Miao sneered, and then shook his head repeatedly, he didn't believe Xiao Yi's nonsense at all, he still did something to his female classmates at the school gate this morning.
Seeing Old Man Miao's disdainful gaze, Xiao Yi was immediately unhappy, no matter how he said that he was also his savior. "What do you mean, stinky old man, do you have such a life-saving benefactor?"
Old man Miao glanced at Xiao Yi suspiciously, "Then what do you want?" I'm telling you I don't have any money for you! ”
"Just give me back the money. Thank God I don't help you! Seeing that Old Man Miao was also covered in stalls, Xiao Yi didn't want to extort some money or anything. However, he was very interested in the pills and the beast potion just now, so he asked sideways.
"No, absolutely not! If you want to hit me here, the door is not there! I didn't expect Old Man Miao to refuse, and it was so crisp, there were no steps for Xiao Yi to get down.
"Stingy, you're stingy, you're going to take your stuff into the coffin!" Xiao Yi frowned and scolded loudly. It's not that Xiao Yat really wants something from him, but can't you be tactful if you refuse?
"Stinky boy, you actually call me stingy, am I Miao Tian a stingy person? Oh, this is for you. Saying that, Old Man Miao stuffed a photo into Xiao Yi's hand.
"Old man Miao, I'm embarrassed to say you, you just want to give, and you have to give me a full set of photo albums, besides, it's still like this kind of not revealing anything, it's really boring! I've searched for a lot of this kind of stuff on the Internet, and I'm passionate about it. ”
Xiao Yi scoffed and threw the photo away. Although the girl in the photo is indeed very beautiful, and there is a fairy aura between her eyebrows, what is the use of this. PS who wouldn't, and it's a non-revealing photo.
Old man Miao picked up the photo and looked like he was going to fight hard with Xiao Yi, "Stinky boy, what are you talking nonsense?" What a photo album, what passion is flawless, do you know that he is my granddaughter! ”
"What? Your granddaughter? Xiao Yi looked carefully from top to bottom, while Old Man Miao straightened up and looked very proud. But Xiao Yi's next words made him have the heart to kill.
"I don't feel like it. Are you telling the truth, is it that your wife secretly found another one outside behind your back, or did your uncompetitive son not control his daughter-in-law and let her fool around outside? ”
"Stinky boy, I'll kill you......" Old man Miao grabbed the seat next to him and smashed it down on Xiao Yi's head. This bastard thing is so annoying that he scolded himself for not enough, and even his wife, son, daughter-in-law and granddaughter, the whole family scolded him.
Old man Miao ran out of breath, but how could he catch up with Xiao Yi, he didn't even touch Xiao Yi's clothes after ten minutes. Old man Miao sat on the ground and breathed a long sigh of relief, and said angrily: "Hey, I originally planned to marry my granddaughter to you, so forget it!" ”
"What? Are you going to marry your granddaughter to me? (To be continued.) )