Chapter 497: Too Lacking in Virtue
Seeing this complaint, netizens were immediately happy.
"Damn, if you look closely, it really looks like it!"
"This is the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures!"
"I don't feel right, it's coming back from hot pot. ”
"Xia Shen is really a professional joker, this complaint is invincible. ”
"Haha, it's worthy of the summer god, and he spits out so classy. ”
"I feel that watching Xia Xing's Chicken Soup for the Soul is more interesting than this Spring Festival Gala. ”
"No wonder the director scolded Xia Xing on the Internet for not fighting back, it turned out to be a big move. ”
"That is, Xia Shen will not suffer easily, it's not that the time has not come. ”
With Xia Xing's complaints, his fans suddenly launched a stormy spit attack on the Weibo of the Spring Festival Gala.
"Director of the Spring Festival Gala, is this year's theme eating?"
"Haha, it's so funny, a few hosts are stepping on hot pot and falling from the sky, is it really good?"
Now, Xia Xing's fans are amazing.
With more than 100 million followers, that's not a joke.
Soon, Xia Xing's complaint spread all over the Internet, and even the opening of the hot pot was already on the hot search.
Zhao Lili couldn't help laughing when she looked at Xia Xing's complaints: "Brother-in-law, your complaints are so funny, the more I look at those hosts now, the more they look like hot pots." ”
Zhao Xiaoying was also speechless: "You really hold a grudge, you really complained." ”
"Brother-in-law, this paragraph is so funny, I have to forward it if it doesn't work. ”
Xia Xing smiled faintly.
At the beginning, Xia Xing wrote a sketch script to Tian Zhou, if you don't like it, you can, and you won't scold me in front of the people of China!
At that time, Xia Xing didn't have time to take care of him, and now he has nothing to do at night, so of course he won't miss the opportunity to complain.
And speaking of complaining, there was no complaining in the Spring Festival Gala in the previous life, and Xia Xing complained about it.
This opening dance is even more popular.
The whole screen was red, and the actors were also wearing red clothes, and Xia Xing was dizzy when he watched it, so he started complaining for the second time.
"The saturation of this year's Spring Festival Gala can only be described in a trance hahaha!"
This complaint has been recognized by the majority of the audience.
"I'll go, it's too messy, my eyes are dazzled when I look red. ”
"Is it all sausages? I'm hungry when I see it. “
The whole Spring Festival Gala is said to be a newcomer, but the songs are all old songs from the past.
The sketch was even more speechless, and there was no laugh in the whole sketch, and even some of the audience at the scene were about to fall asleep.
In particular, the cross talk was performed by Jia Kun, a famous cross talk performance artist in China.
However, Jia Kun is too old, the jokes are all decades ago, which makes the audience unable to laugh at all, and most importantly, his theme is too positive, it is simply a political class.
After watching half of it, the audience on the Internet was no longer able to complain.
Nima, this Spring Festival Gala is too boring.
It's just that there is no good song, cross talk garbage, and the sketch is brainless and has no laughter throughout the whole process.
Look at the Liaoshi Spring Festival Gala, that abduction is the sketch that really belongs to our people.
"It's just, it's boring. ”
At this time, Xia Xing posted another Weibo: "Halfway through the Spring Festival Gala, I suddenly looked forward to what the final ending song was." ”
Xia Xing's complaining netizens were laughing again.
"Haha, the same as I thought. ”
"This Spring Festival Gala is so boring, I'm sleepy. ”
"I can't even complain about this kind of garbage program, there are too many slots. ”
The atmosphere of the whole party was very awkward, and most of them were programs with slogans.
Especially the language programs, there is nothing to see at all.
At this time, many netizens began to complain.
"Didn't the chief director say that Xia Xing's script was rubbish? I don't see any garbage in these language sketches, they are definitely even more rubbish!"
"That's right, look at the abduction sold by Xia Xing, which is not only educational, but also a joke, it's not a level. ”
"I heard that tomorrow is not bad for money, and it is a program that is ready to go to the Spring Festival Gala, but the director of the Spring Festival Gala said that it is rubbish, but after watching the program of the Spring Festival Gala, I am looking forward to it more and more. ”
"Tomorrow there will be the Spring Festival Gala of Huhai TV, and Xia Xing will have a cross talk. ”
"Haha, you must see it!"
The Spring Festival Gala continued, and Xia Xing's complaints continued.
Huaxia's two martial arts stars Fang Long and Wu Jing came to the stage to sing, Xia Xing complained: "Two martial arts stars came on stage, you actually let them sing, what the audience is looking forward to is letting them fight!"
and a cross talk between the two newcomers.
The laughter was awkward, and almost no one in the audience laughed.
Xia Xing continued to complain: "Everyone is too bad to give the director face, although there is no laugh, everyone should squeeze out a few smiles, why do you have an expression that you are about to fall asleep?"
However, Xia Xing did not complain about all the programs, and Xia Xing also praised some good programs.
In the end, many Xia Xing's fans didn't watch the Spring Festival Gala at all, and directly watched Xia Xing's complaints on Weibo.
One viewer even bluntly said that the only motivation for me to watch the Spring Festival Gala now is because of Xia Xing's complaints, and I don't know what Xia Xing's jokes mean if I don't watch the show!
Zhao Lili on the side even swiped Weibo: "Brother-in-law, this show is too rubbish, and I also complain about it." ”
Finally the Spring Festival Gala ended, and Xia Xing finally published a summary.
At 8 o'clock on Chinese New Year's Eve, the Spring Festival Gala arrived as scheduled. If you don't watch the Spring Festival Gala by the TV, you feel like you've had a vacation year. The curtain of the Spring Festival Gala opened on time, and the audience was hungry for hot pot, barbecue, and sausage, what do you want, in fact, I couldn't complain halfway through it, because there were too many embarrassing points, and I couldn't complain! Did the audience laugh? No, you can push newcomers, but what you use is an old song, do you think the original song will be worse than these newcomers? Singing and dancing are crowd tactics, and the director has a long snack! This is the cultural feast you said about creating for the common people? I can only say that as a patriotic blockbuster, the goal has been achieved. ”
At this moment, Tian Zhou, the director of the Spring Festival Gala, looked at Xia Xing's Weibo, and almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of old blood in anger.
Actually, he complained about Xia Xing because he had a good relationship with Fang Bo, and he had just eaten together the day before, and Fang Bo said that Xia Xing was too crazy.
At that time, Tian Zhou said that he wanted to give Xia Xing some color and take a look.
Sure enough, he did it, and Xia Xing didn't dare to let it go.
Originally, he was very proud, but he didn't expect that Xia Xing was not ready to take revenge, but wanted to start the show!
Especially the jokes on Xia Xing's Weibo, which almost shocked Tian Zhou and other directors.
He can find a point of complaint in almost every show, and he can write a paragraph.
You are not very happy to write a paragraph, and you write one by one, you write nearly 100 paragraphs in a Spring Festival Gala, and complain one by one, you are so uncomfortable?
Especially driven by Xia Xing, there was even more scolding on the Internet, and Tian Zhou's face was as angry as pork liver.
Xia Xing, you are so lacking in morality.