Chapter 111: A false alarm

Is it really your own? No way! Are Yiyi's fingers that long? Uh, phew, that's not the point, the point is, the place where labor and management have been saved for twenty years, and it's gone? That's it! Anyway, it wasn't taken away by a scumbag, so give it to Yiyi! Just when Lin Xiangling wanted to open it, he saw Nangong Yi say to himself with some grievances. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"I'm sorry, sister! When I went to your bed yesterday, the ketchup in my trouser pocket accidentally fell off the bed, maybe we moved too much last night, so we burst it and stained my sister's sheets, I'm sorry! ”

"Ahh Huh? Just when Lin Xiangling heard Nangong Yi's words, she looked confused, Nangong Yi picked up a red packaging bag that had been mixed with the liquid from the pool of bright red liquid, with an expression of begging for forgiveness, looking at Lin Xiangling pitifully, like a kitten who had made a mistake.

"Whew, it scared me to death, it turned out to be ketchup! I thought it was.... Ah, okay, okay, it's okay, uh, anyway, Yiyi..."Lin Xiangling said, obviously relieved.

Seeing Lin Xiangling breathe a sigh of relief, Nangong Yi looked at Lin Xiangling with some curiosity and asked, "What does my sister think?" Yes! I know, haha, sister, you're so dirty! I didn't expect you to be such a sister! ”

"I... I thought it was the blood, but no! Really, it was so intense last night, and I broke it in the end, who knows if you were eaten by me! It really scared me just now, I really thought what happened to you, what a sin like that! Lin Xiangling said.

"Hey, what did you mean by eating me? Obviously, I ate my sister, I looked a little uncomfortable, and I was a small attack, hahaha! Nangong Yi said, and smiled at Lin Xiangling.

"Hey, you little girl, who are you Xiaoshou? Yes? Now I want you to look good! Lin Xiangling said, then leaned under Nangong Yi's armpit and scratched it, Nangong Yi suddenly couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Lin Xiangling, "Ah.... Sister! ... No... It's so itchy, hahaha, it's so itchy, don't get it! Nangong Yi said, and went to push Lin Xiangling.

At this moment, Lin Xiangling suddenly saw a purple stasis next door to Nangong Yi, and was immediately stunned, this look was obviously done by me yesterday, seeing this, Lin Xiangling listened to the movements in his hand.

His expression suddenly darkened, and he looked at Nangong Yi apologetically, Nangong Yi saw Lin Xiangling who stopped suddenly, and also looked at her a little strangely, only to see Lin Xiangling said.

"Yiyi, I'm sorry, I don't know why this happened, I'm sorry to you for what happened last night, but, Yiyi, please, don't get angry with your sister because of this, okay? Sister.... My sister will be responsible for you, but, Yiyi, can you not be..."

Before Lin Xiangling finished speaking, Nangong Yi pounced violently and kissed Lin Xiangling on the lips. However, there is one thing, my sister must promise me, otherwise Yiyi will be angry! ”

"Well, you say, I will promise you!" Lin Xiangling listened to Nangong Yi's words, and immediately patted her chest, uh, no, rubbed the big & white rabbit on her chest, and said to Nangong Yi.

"Hehe, sister, don't say big things too early! What I want my sister to agree to is that I am not allowed to flirt with Yiyi in the future, only Yiyi can tease my sister, otherwise Yiyi will never ignore my sister! Nangong Yi said coquettishly to Lin Xiangling.

"Huh? That's it, no problem, just do whatever you say, hehe! After Lin Xiangling heard this, he was stunned for a moment, and then he smiled and promised to Nangong Yi, at this moment, Nangong Yi suddenly looked at Lin Xiangling with some doubts, and asked Lin Xiangling, "Sister, what happened to you last night?" It can't be that I have taken aphrodisiac! ”

"Uh... This one.... I said I was cultivating abilities, do you believe me? Lin Xiangling looked at Nangong Yi and said with some embarrassment, after Nangong Yi heard it, he was obviously stunned, cultivating.... Abilities?

"Isn't it, sister, you're cultivating abilities at home, and you don't know that the current energy of the earth's abilities has become turbid? Only through a special purification instrument can it be absorbed, otherwise it will lead to madness! ”

"My sister is really fateful this time, it's just that the desire is uncontrollable, if it's like this next time, I'm afraid my sister will die on the spot!" When Nangong Yi heard Lin Xiangling's words, she immediately warned Lin Xiangling with some shock.

"Huh? Is it that serious? Lin Xiangling said it, but she scolded Xiaoying countless times, your sister, this is obviously trying to harm me! Anyway, didn't you just absorb it after you finished speaking?

"Master, Xiaoying guarantees that this will never happen next time, and with the master's physique, he can completely cultivate in the outside world, this is what Xiaoying can guarantee!" was scolded by Lin Xiangling, Xiaoying also looked at Lin Xiangling with some grievances and reassured.

"Huh? Isn't it that serious! Oh my God, sister, I think I need to educate you about abilities! Nangong Yi looked at Lin Xiangling and said.

After Nangong Yi finished speaking, he didn't wait for Lin Xiangling to interject [Uh, this word is so evil! Nangong Yi continued to say to Lin Xiangling, "The current ability cultivation must rely on a professional equipment room to purify the turbid ability energy, so as to achieve the cultivation effect. ”

"Otherwise, if you absorb the energy of the power between heaven and earth, you will go crazy because of the energy imbalance, and the energy will fill the whole body, and finally the seven orifices will bleed to death."

"A long time ago in our country, there was a person named Lao Tzu who was the first to put forward the term yin and yang balance, and the yin and yang balance that Lao Tzu refers to is the abnormal energy between heaven and earth."

"Later, the West also discovered this balance, which is called the law of conservation of energy, and now, the energy between heaven and earth, because of the mixture of zero lead, leads to the imbalance of yin and yang, which leads to the death of the people on the earth, and at that time, in the eyes of Taoism and Buddhism, this is the beginning of the end of the Dharma era."

"I'll go, isn't it, this is too, what are you doing? Cultivating immortals! Just after Lin Xiangling listened to Nangong Yi's words, and then said to Nangong Yi, as soon as the words fell, suddenly the sound of violent running suddenly sounded outside Lin Xiangling's door.

At this moment, the door was slammed open, and I saw He Yufei running in angrily, just when I saw Nangong Yi and Lin Xiangling, who were naked at this time, they immediately had an expression of disbelief, pointed at Lin Xiangling and Nangong Yi for a long time, and said to them, "You.... You guys! ”

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To be continued