Chapter 135: A Combination of Cheapness
"The heavens will send a big snot to you, and you must first destroy your mind and stick to your body." The two snots of the big snot merged into one, twisted into a thicker stream of snot, and flung it towards the incoming ice tail, the front end of the snot line wrapped around the end of the ice tail, and he tensed his wrist and jumped to the side.
"Plop ......!"
The waves were spraying, and the ice tail followed into the water, but I didn't expect this snot line to be so flexible that it dragged the heavyweight ice tail into the river.
At this time, the big snot ghost floated up, still pulling the thick snot in his hands, and he pulled hard with both hands, only to see the ice tail not far away being dragged out.
The ice-tailed prodigal son was in a hurry, and he controlled the tail to flick around, but he couldn't break free no matter what, but was restrained by the other party.
All this constantly?
I thought about it and said, "How tough is the snot of the big snot?" ”
"Don't worry, that thing is comparable to the rubber I used when I was alive, and not only that, but the viscosity is even amazing for super glue." Chen Jun held the bowl in his hand, "Boss, you really don't eat it?" ”
I shook my head without tears.
"Boss, you can have a snack!" Chen Jun said with regret in his eyes, "This bowl, but I carefully built Baijiaxiang, you look at this color, you look at this mess of undigested material that I can't even recognize......
"Fuck you! Shut up Lao Tzu, and I'll throw up if I say anything more. I covered my mouth.
"Okay, I'll feed that big water mound, don't regret it." Chen Jun turned his back with the bowl, the stone in my heart fell to the ground, and before he could slow down, he turned back suddenly, "Boss, you really don't want to regret it?" ”
I kicked him away from the river and kicked over the bowl in his hand, "Get out!" ”
"Humph!" Chen Jun turned his head to look at the big snot ghost that was poised to erupt, "Wait a minute, big snot-kun, first cut open its belly, okay?" I'll feed it something good first, so that this heavenly ghost will remember me for the rest of my life. ”
After saying that, he showed a look of "you know".
The big snot ghost breathed out of almost one nostril with Chen Jun, he immediately understood the meaning, and said with a sly smile: "Remember to hurry up later." ”
I can see that the clouds are foggy, what are these two ghosts discussing? But I could sense that they wanted to do something wrong to the Icetail Prodigal.
At this moment, the big snot ghost freed up a hand and collected a pile of slimy snot into the palm of his hand, and he shouted, "Gather the blade! ”
I noticed that the pile of snot fluid quickly turned into a translucent large knife, and I don't know how sharp it was. "Wow, yes, snot knives are here!" The big snot ghost jerked the previous snot line with his other hand, and dragged the ice-tailed prodigal son in the water closer.
The current almost knocked me and Chen Jun over.
"I heard that you still want to continue to die, Brother Chen Jun and I don't mind combining the two cheap." The snot knife in the hand of the big snot ghost pierced into the abdomen of the icetail prodigal, poof, only to see that the other party's ghost body was full of clear liquid, he used the knife to open the wound, the other party was not afraid of slashing the ghost water body, but was cut by this snot knife, looking at its healing speed, extremely slow.
The Icetail Prodigal Son shouted in horror, "What do you want? ”
Seeing that I was puzzled, Chen Jun smiled and explained: "Although this water lump can't stick on the outside, as long as the cutting speed is fast, when there is a wound, the big snot can inject the snot, so that the water at the crack is mixed with the snot, and it will not be easy to heal, hehe...... Next up is our show time! ”
The big snot ghost struggled with both nostrils at the same time, spraying a gray solid-liquid mixture into the opponent's wound, and Chen Jun grinned and spat feces into the opponent's wound.
This lasted for five seconds, and the opponent's ghost power surged, making the wound almost heal.
The icetail prodigal's face changed greatly, and his ghost body convulsed and shouted: "It hurts, my stomach hurts to death......"
"Brother Chen Jun, it's almost time, and now the inside of its ghost body is as polluted as a toilet." The big snot ghost stopped moving, his nostrils moved, and a lump of sticky translucent snot squirted out into his palm, first slashing the edges of the icetail prodigal's mouth, eyes, and ass with a snot knife, and then sticking to it, "The ghost body is polluted, and it can't tear open the space cracks, and the cracks on the body are all sticky, not for two or three days, don't think about opening it, it will hurt you!" ”
The big snot ghost kicked it out nine meters away, and grabbed the snot line that connected the opponent's ice tail with both hands, "Invincible Hot Wheels!" ”
I watched in horror as the big snot ghost shook the icetail prodigal son in a circle with both arms, and it didn't take long for the other party's ghost body to leave the water and be spun in mid-air, and the speed was getting faster and faster, and the big snot ghost smiled wickedly, "Get rid of it!" ”
"Smack!"
The snot line suddenly broke, and the ice-tailed prodigal son, who had lost traction, was like a cannonball, drawing an arc in mid-air in a circle, and smashed deep into the water, splashing high!
"Oh yes~~" The two of them high-fived and celebrated, and rushed towards me at the same time, Chen Jun invited the merit and said, "Boss, are we doing well?" Ask for a hug! ”
"Boss, ask for a veneer salute." The big snot smiled innocently.
I plunged into the water, grabbed the purple tribulation and swam five meters back, before I dared to show my head, I suddenly heard that there was also a major razor hand watching not far away, looking over there, the other party really stopped there with his legs moving frequently.
The big snot ghost followed my line of sight and saw Razorhand, and he said fearlessly, "Look at your paralysis, get out of here!" Be careful to spray your big snot! ”
"I have a habit of cleanliness." Razorhand smirked coldly, really turned around and hurried back to the riverside, the razor resisted the ice-tailed prodigal son who rushed to the shore, the heavenly ghost disappeared out of thin air in the blink of an eye, and the razorhand quickly left our sight.
The big snot ghost exhaled and lay down into the little black boat limply, "It's so dangerous, my ghost power has been exhausted, if that guy who can only tread water and pretend to force him dares to come over, we will definitely be wiped out." ”
I said with great emotion: "Big Snot, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, even the Icetail Prodigal Son who is superb in water warfare can be killed. ”
"Cut, boss, don't you see that Ice Tail is a newly transformed celestial ghost? It can't exert the power of the ice tail yet, otherwise let alone the big snot, even if there are five more big snot kings, they will have to be frozen by the released ice breath, and the snot will lose its stickiness and will not be able to change shape freely......"
"Brother Chen Jun is right." The big snot ghost picked his nostrils and smiled, "I'm afraid of low temperatures, and I'm afraid of high temperatures, only at room temperature, can I play to my advantages, plus the tail of the Ice Tail Prodigal Son is stuck by me, it no longer has a sharp means of attack, and it can't help my snot at all." ”
"Oops, forgot something!" Chen Jun patted his head, and the baba flowers splashed everywhere, "Big Snot, when you put aside the stomach of the ice-tailed prodigal son, why didn't you put a few booger bombs in it?" Exploded directly, let the boss collect its ghost energy, isn't this a heavenly ghost planted? ”
"It's okay, it's okay, it's a blessing to survive this time." I climbed onto the black boat with the Purple Tribulation and asked suspiciously, "Speaking of Chen Jun, why did you and Big Snot-Jun suddenly appear here?" ”
"The Yangtze River is so big, he wants to pretend to be forced." Chen Jun rolled his eyes.
The big snot ghost snorted while explaining: "I have always wanted to find a close friend to swim the Yangtze River, this time Brother Chen Jun came to Lingyun Mountain to pick me up, he said that there was a half-month vacation, and as soon as the two of us combined, we made this hard boat with boogers and played along the rolling river." ”
"How did you know that the speed was so fast, and I came to the territory of Tiannan." Chen Jun complained, "It's so bad that my vacation ended early, alas...... But it's worth it to save the boss by chance! ”
"Wait!" I furrowed my eyebrows in distraction and glanced at the black boat, "You say it's made of boogers?" ”
"Yes, it's true, my big snot's 3D printing technology leads the world trend, if the boss doesn't believe it, you can pick off a piece and taste it, and make sure that the salty one makes you want to drink Xiang!" The big slug raised a hand and swore an oath, "Brother Chen Jun can testify for me, if I exaggerate a little, the boss can break my body into pieces." ”
"It's useless to break the corpse, and the snot ghost body can stick back together without consuming ghost power." Chen Jun took out two bowls of Rexiang in the ghost body, handed one to the other party, he smiled and said, "Big Snot, from today onwards, we can be together forever, and when I turn around, I will introduce you to a Fire-Eyed Rakshasa again, come and come, the younger brother will do it first as respect." ”
"Bell ......"
The crisp sound of the bowl touching the bowl stimulated my eardrums, my eyes were cloudy, and after observing for a long time, the hull of the ship seemed to be really made of pieces of black and gray particles.
Even after I've been in contact with dung eaters for almost half a year, my concentration has become strong enough. But now that I thought that I had touched the hull of the boat before, my stomach gurgled and I vomited the big snot ghost and Chen Jun, and I got up and jumped into the river without hesitation......