My heart was immediately covered with the anger of the burning sky, and it quickly spread all over my body, a heavenly ghost, who dared to be a dung eater who had been with me for a long time, although he always loved to spoof, although he always raised a disgusting little brother. But in fact, he is quite simple, has helped me a lot, and has become a key factor in turning the tide of the battle many times!

Now he is running here with the big snot, not to mention what conspiracy the other party has, it's just a door-to-door provocation!

"Sister Wu, gather troops!" I was full of True Yuan, shaking open the gun box on my back, and the three stages of Purple Tribulation were connected into a spear, startling the miners in the gap of this port.

"Boss......" The big snot, curling his nose, followed me.

I said solemnly: "Kill him today and avenge Chen Jun!" ”

"Be careful, the other party's methods are more obscene than mine. It's still dirty, and when I fight with him, the victory or defeat is only five or five points. The big snot reminded.

"Hmm."

I nodded, and walked past the stunned miners with the purple robbery gun, and at that moment, the heavenly ghosts emitted ghostly breath on the other side of the gap. Finally appeared. At the same time, it was filled with an unpleasant smell.

Suddenly I was stunned!

This taste is like eating a green onion and then seven cloves of garlic and then chewing a handful of small leeks mixed with a bottle of stinky tofu and the air in an unmanaged toilet.

The miners in the gap of this port are all stinking!

I mobilized the true element to seal the sense of taste, and I was spared. My eyes widened, and the celestial ghost in front of me was wearing a spiral-shaped hat with a pointed tip on the top, in the shape of dung, but as tall as a chef's hat. This heavenly ghost is about two meters high, and his eyes are full of the breath of a king, but this king belongs to the disgusting realm.

I'm sure I haven't seen him, but the look in my eyes gives me an inexplicable familiarity.

The big snot ghost covered his mouth and snickered, and his nose flowed sideways.

I realized that something was wrong and seemed to smell a "conspiracy".

The other party's heavenly ghost raised his two hands, and suddenly two big black horses appeared, and he smiled sheepishly: "Boss, this is a gift for our first meeting, please smile." ”

The voice...... Isn't it Chen Jun's?

My eyes were cloudy and I said, "You are ......"

"The new heavenly ghost, the big dung is unmatched!" The disgusting heavenly ghost moved in front of my eyes and laughed, "I'm Chen Jun, and I bring feces for myself." ”

"Dare to love you and the big snot ghost teamed up to play a bitter love scene, damn it!" The anger in my heart gradually subsided, and I said incredulously: "Your kid disappeared for a few days, and then he became a big dung peerless ghost?" Hurry up and put away this smell, like a biochemical weapon, even my pores have closed on their own. ”

"Hehe, it's good that the boss doesn't get angry, the two of us have a surprise for you." The big snot guy made a hard nose strip with one hand, and the other hand kept wrapping up the silky nose line, "Why don't I make a snot marshmallow to honor your old man?" ”

"Big snot, the boss only eats, he is very easy to deal with, so don't be courteous." Da Dung Wushuangjun switched to a clean state, his expression did not change from the period of the dung eater, and he was still so obscene, "Alas, boss, this time I and the big snot Jun Qianli summoned to look for the traces of the big aunt's ghost, but we kept rushing into the air, and I was really depressed to death." Unexpectedly, on the way, three dung-digging imps were found in the north of the city. In order to prevent the other party from escaping, I deliberately appeared alone as a bait, and the big snot-kun waited for the opportunity to subdue them all, and I ate them all! ”

"Three will make you evolve?" I was amazed.

"Of course it's not enough." Chen Jun licked the corners of his mouth and said with a retrospective taste, "I didn't expect to meet three dung diggers again, wow Ka Ka, the trick was repeated, and I had another full meal." Then I couldn't move, I could only evolve in the toilet, and the big snot gentleman carried me hard to the largest toilet in Tianbei, crazy to absorb fecal force, but it wasn't enough, we shifted positions again, I don't know how many toilets were emptied, and finally completed the evolution, yes, I didn't complete the evolution in front of you, I felt like a pregnant woman walking on the road and giving birth to a child, my husband didn't see it, and unfortunately died. ”

"Uh...... Stop, it's getting nauseous. I asked, confused, "How do you know I'm here?" ”

"After all, I have made a contract with you, and I must come back as soon as possible to renew the contract with you, otherwise I will be destroyed." Chen Jun said depressedly, "This kind of contract power guides me to move in the direction where you are, so I came here with a big snot." But this place is a little too weird, so what are you doing this time, boss? Why haven't you seen you for a few days, and you've become like this? You won't be caught as a laborer in a black coal mine......"

Dare is the effect of the contract, so I am relieved, but now that it is difficult everywhere, the big snot ghost and the big dung ghost are coming, and our chance of winning against the island nation seems to have increased a little more.

I asked curiously, "Tell me, what's weird about this place?" ”

"Ghosts can't get in, whether it's the base above or the mine below, they can't tear through the spatial rift and move in." Chen Jun complained, "It's like there is a large prohibition or magic circle, but after entering this area, there is no restriction." ”

"No wonder there's not even a ghost in the base." I asked, "How did you get in?" ”

"Because I'm handsome." Chen Jun pinched his waist and posed.

The big snot stick out his tongue and lick the marshmallow, "Because I'm cute." ”

Then, they said in unison: "We are, handsome and cute combination!" ”

"Get out! Seriously. "I'm dying of the tangle.

"At that time, we were in a hurry, we couldn't see the boss, and it was my deadline as soon as dawn came, so what could we do." Chen Jun described it vividly, "We caught a little gambler nearby and asked him if this area was very abnormal." It said that several cars had disappeared in that place tonight, and that we had all together that this must be the way to get in, and we waited for the rabbits. Not long after, a man came, the ground was hula, a passage appeared, we followed in, he found us, and we fought, good guy, or a little heavenly master, now I and Big Snot-kun are not vegetarians, it took a lot of effort to seal the other party with snot and poop, and then used the second and third planets, and blew him up alive! ”

"What? You killed a little celestial? "I was so shocked that my jaw almost fell to the ground.

The big snot ghost nodded again and again: "Yes, that fool said that he was a big man, and if he dared to touch him, he would die, and he would die, yin and yang, just like a devil." ”

The dung flow on Chen Jun's ghost body surged, and he squeezed out a palm-sized token, "Oh, boss, this is the captured loot, let's take a look." ”

I tore off a piece of clothing and put on a spirit tablet stained with dung, and the front of it was engraved with a fanzi, dyed red, and not only that, but there was a name written on the back, "Dongye Situation!" ”

I pinched my arm, wondering if I was dreaming, my ghost was already so awesome that he killed the little heavenly master!

Chen Jun asked narcissistically: "Boss, are you fascinated by my handsomeness?" ”

"Restrain your ghostly breath and wait for me here." I pinched the red token and ran back to the overseer's position, and saw that the old man was already drinking tea with the star picker, and he had an identical one around his waist, and I thought to myself that this katana was reborn fast enough.

I showed the token to the other person, "Ghost Toru senpai, do you think this is a big fanlong token?" Distinguish between the real and the fake. ”

"Huh?" The old man asked in surprise, "This is recorded by Dongye?" How can it end up in your hands? That's right, it's a real red daibancho token. ”

"Okay, I'll come when I go."

I took the token and ran back to the gap in the port again, and asked Chen Jun, "What about the corpse of the little heavenly position?" ”

"I ate it and digested it into manure." Chen Jun touched his stomach, "By the way, I also replenished the ghost power consumed." ”

My eyes widened, "Now not only do you eat, but you also eat corpses?" ”

The big snot ghost laughed and said: "Boss, this big dung peerless ghost has a unique skill, that is, what can be turned into something by eating, imitating invincibility, at night Brother Chen Jun ate the corpse of a dead cat and turned into an identical kitten, which scared the cat owner into paralysis......"