There is a good saying: "A wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, a prostitute is not as good as stealing, and it is better not to steal than to steal." ”

The much-loved Bao Xi has never laughed from the time she entered the palace to the time she became the queen!

Wrong!

The corners of Bao Xi's mouth have been upturned, and she is smiling.

Youwang once used "the most gentle that bows his head, just like the shyness of a water lotus that is not able to withstand the cool breeze" to describe Bao Xi's smile. And the middle smile and hearty laughter that showed eight teeth never came.

This is precisely the cleverness of Bao Xi, she grasps the common problem of men, "the grass is close but there is nothing", the more you can't get it, the better it is.

The more difficult it is to conquer, the more it stimulates the desire to conquer.

Youwang is no exception. Bao Xi is about to leave the Youwang, keep a distance, be emotional, tempted without showing his form, smile without showing his teeth, tranquil and natural, more and more mysterious, so that the Youwang will always be in longing.

For this reason, Youwang also wrote lyrics and composed music to sing himself, and the song title is "Cold Beauty":

My heart has been touched by you,

It is useless to think about indifference.

Stay by your side all your life,

Look at your smiling face every day......

My heart has been touched by you,

It is useless to think about indifference.

Just want to see you,

Just look at you,

Smile charmingly......

You Wang wants to ask for a smile, which can be described as painstaking, but Bao Xi never laughs, and You Wang encourages: "You should face the sea, spring flowers bloom, and be a happy person from tomorrow." ”

However, Bao Xi was stunned: "But every day I live is today." So I've never been happy. ”

When the king heard it, that heart, it's cool, it's cold! A little desperate but not dead. Message: Those who make beauties smile will be rewarded with a thousand gold!

There is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of those who have a heart. This person with a heart is the father of Yu Gongyu, the first "Standing Committee" wrote a book: "In the east of Haojing, there is a Lintong Pass, there is a Li Mountain in the pass, and there is a beacon tower next to the mountain, and the beacon tower was placed by the first king to prevent Xirong robbers from violating the territory. Today, the king is wise, the country and the people are safe, the world is peaceful, and the beacon fire is useless. It is better to travel to Lishan at night and light the beacon fire, and the princes will come, and there will be nothing to do. At that time, will not "the soldiers and the war horses fly together, and Your Majesty and the Queen will be happy?" ”

At this time, why should the king of Youwang praise him? Standing up: "High, really high!" One word...... Do! ”

Immediately ordered, set up a banquet on Lishan Mountain, and raise a beacon fire at night!

This is a person who is in a hurry, and that is Situ Zheng Boyou. Zheng Boyou, the youngest son of King Zhou Li, the elder brother of King Xuan of Zhou, and the uncle of King You of Zhou. He is mainly engaged in foreign affairs and defense work, so he is inconvenient to talk about the affairs of the palace as an uncle, and now when it comes to the scope of his work, he can no longer stand idly by.

Zheng Boyou was so anxious that he hurriedly drove over to advise: "This matter must not be done!" Beacon fire is the only means of communication in times of national crisis. Raise fire for no reason, the princes of the game! If a foreign country comes to invade and raises a beacon fire again, the princes will not believe it, and the soldiers will not be sent, and the consequences will be serious! ”

Youwang was displeased: "If it is peaceful today, the country and the people are safe, and the beacon tower becomes "teasing you", why not?" ”

Zheng Boyou replied: "The princes of the game, that is, they lose their integrity, they lose the foundation of the country, and in the long run, the country will not be a country!" ”

Youwang was angry: "Bold! Don't be alarmist, don't mention the word integrity. I have promised him that I will not break my trust......"

Zheng Boyou defended: "This kind of traitorous villain, with a small amount of eyes, will only come up with bad ideas." The king should not take the "small letter" and lose the "big letter", just for the queen to laugh and insist on going her own way, and regret it in the future! ”

The King of Darkness was furious: "Presumptuous! Whoever wants to make the queen unhappy for a while, I will make him unhappy for the rest of his life! Let's go down. Come on, light the fire! ”

So, dozens of beacon towers lit the beacon fire together and beat the big drum. The drums were like thunder, the fire was soaring to the sky, and it didn't take long to see the chariots, horses, and pedestrians with bows and arrows at their waists; Majestic, high-spirited, the princes and soldiers are busy......

In an instant, all the princes of the Ten Roads arrived: "King, where is the enemy?" ”

Youwang Dayue: "Comrades, fortunately, please go back, the lonely king is funny and have fun!" ”

The princes looked at each other and waved the colored flags...... Suddenly, the dust rolled eastward.

But he said that Bao Xi was on the top of Lishan Mountain, and when he saw that the princes were busy coming and going, coming happily and going cleanly, he couldn't help laughing, "Poof! He laughed out loud......

Youwang hurriedly grabbed this close-up, and unconsciously felt dizzy, his legs were sore, his body was paralyzed, his eyes were dull, his ears were deaf, his tongue was hard, and his teeth were soft......

It took half an hour for King You to come back to his senses, and he was still unsatisfied: "The concubine smiles, and she is charming, thanks to the tricks of the princess and the reward of a thousand gold!" ”

A smile is worth a thousand gold, and the princes of the beacon fire play.

As a result, after that, the dog Rong easily destroyed the Western Zhou Dynasty and forged it: a smile covers the country, and a red face defeats a thousand troops.

The person in front of Xiao Long at this moment is completely dressed as a woman in the Western Zhou Dynasty, and the woman who followed Su Daji to appear is naturally about to come out, and the demon concubine of the dead country is ...... Praise!

Dead Yin Daji, dead Zhou Baoji, which play is Nima?

However, Bao Xi exhaled like an orchid, and as soon as he spoke, Xiao Long was even more surprised.

Bao Xi: "General Wu, are you still satisfied with this spy of the slave family?" ”

Xiao Long was extremely depressed, looked down, and found that he had become the dog Rong people of the Western Zhou Dynasty, that is, the ancestors of the Huns, and seemed to be still a great general.

"Nyima, is Bao Xi a spy? Wait, this doesn't seem to be the point for the time being, the point is who is General Wu? ”

General Wu?

During the Western Zhou Dynasty, it seems that there was only that bloody General Wu, right?

When the Wu people were in the Gaoxin clan, there was a group that joined the Western Dog Rong tribe and used the dog as a totem.

An outstanding person in the Wu tribe, he became the leader of the Dog Rong tribe with his bravery and good fighting, and was known as "General Wu" in history.

General Wu was able to fight well and make enemies of the Chinese tribes led by the Gao Xin clan in the Central Plains.

Emperor Gao Xin had no way to defeat the enemy, so he had to seek talent with a heavy reward: whoever could cut off the head of General Wu to meet him, promised to marry his two beautiful princesses to him.

After the edict was issued, no one applied, and at this time, a dog raised by Gao Xin's side came out.

Probably the dog Rong took the dog as a totem, regarded the dog as a god, and did not dare to kill, but the sad general Wu who won a hundred battles was bitten off the neck by this dog.

Later, the two beautiful princesses of the Gao Xin clan really married this meritorious dog, and the legend also gave birth to many descendants, who are the ancestor gods of today's Miao, Yao, She and other tribes.

As soon as Xiao Long thought of this, he instantly felt a paste in his brain, completely unclear?

Bao Xi: "Why doesn't the general even remember this?" The general ordered the slave family to mix into the Central Plains, enter the palace, disturb the court, and create a gap between the Western Zhou Dynasty and the princes, so the slave guy and the Duke of Yu staged a trick of the princes of the beacon fire, and as a result, the general easily destroyed the Western Zhou Dynasty, and the general climbed to the top of the leader with his earth-shattering achievements. ”

Xiao Long: "Nyima, it turns out that there are so many twists and turns? ”

No wonder, Bao Xi can play King Zhou You stunned, the corners of his mouth are upturned and he smiles, and he can't stop playing "Old Zhou", it turns out that you are a spy and have received special training!

At this time, Xiao Long was also a little stunned, why did King Zhou You try his best to make Bao Xi laugh before, but he never wanted to, and after the beacon fire attracted all the princes together, Bao Xi laughed heartily?

It is expected that in front of the princes of the beacon fire show, all kinds of funny tricks emerge in endlessly, that is, whether they laugh or not, but as soon as the princes arrived, they sweated profusely and squeezed each other, and this demon laughed heartily after the death of the country?

It turns out that people are the number one spy in history, and when you do everything possible to make people laugh, they hold back.

I just want you to have a gap with all the princes!

I just want you to destroy the country!

But, it's still the same sentence, these things are about your Grandpa Xiao's wool?

Bao Xi: "The slave family has won the throne for you, but how do you treat the slave family?" ”

Xiao Long: "These bullshit things have nothing to do with Lao Tzu!" ”

However, how will Bao Xi listen?

Bao Xi: "I promised to destroy the Western Zhou Dynasty before, the general sat on the throne of the leader, and after avenging the great revenge, we will stay and fly, but after the slave family was defiled by the prostitute king, I didn't expect to fly with you, just thinking that the general would live well, only leaving Bao Xi to be a maidservant, and looking at the general every day!" ”

Xiao Long: "Nima, another stupid beep-girl!" ”

Bao Xi: "But how did you do it, general?" After the general became famous and avenged, he abolished the slave's martial arts, squeezed the last bit of value of the slave, and was auctioned off to a wealthy merchant like a cripple. ”

Xiao Long: ", no wonder this General Wu was gnawed by a dog in the end, Nima, it turned out that he did a bad thing!" ”

Bao Xi: "After the auction to the rich merchants, the slave family has become a tool for you men to vent, and they have been ravaged by inhuman perversions day and night, do you know what the slave family thought at that time?" ”

Xiao Long: "You won't miss the dog, right?" ”

Bao Xi: "The slave family resents that he is blind to the dog's eyes, how can he take a fancy to you as a beast, day and night, praying that the ghost will not let you go, and finally the slave family is looking forward to the result, a divine dog suddenly comes, saying that it can serve it comfortably, and it will devour your beast's words." ”

Xiao Long: "Nyima, this is okay?" That dog is too TM happy, right? Bao Xi plus two princesses to serve, lying down, Lao Tzu has lived on a pig for 20 years...... It's not as good as a dog at all! ”

Bao Xi: "It is rumored that you were later devoured by the divine dog, how happy did you say the slave family was at that time?" ”

Xiao Long: ", speaking of which, it's not a cheap dog." ”

After Bao Xi finished speaking, it seemed that the resentment in his heart that had been aggrieved for thousands of years was vented at once, and the peerless face slowly laughed, and after a long time, the peerless face that was smiling suddenly distorted, and then pounced towards Xiao Long with teeth and claws.

At this time, Xiao Long didn't have the slightest hesitation, suddenly picked up his shoulder, and slapped it out, but after he pulled it out, Xiao Long was dumbfounded again.