Chapter 012: Drifting Away on the Path of Elegance
The next day, the weather was fine. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Since today is the relationship between the middle ninja exam, Tsunade woke up when the sky was slightly bright, and he didn't do anything, just sat quietly in the corridor and watched Erha fluttering butterflies in the yard.
Although today is the middle ninja exam, Tsunade did not wear clothes that were convenient for movement, but once again put on the kimono with limited mobility, long hair and shawl, and a beautiful look of everyone's ladies.
As we all know, Tsunade is a person who doesn't get up early without profit, and the reason why he put on a kimono again today is actually because of the middle ninja exam, no, it's better to complete the task, but this task is inseparable from the middle ninja exam.
Mission: Graceful victory
Mission Summary: As a princess of the Thousand Hands Clan, you should always maintain elegant words and deeds, even in battle.
Objective: To be promoted to the rank of middle ninja in the most elegant way possible.
Reward: One gold coin
Penalty for failure: Bathing with Jiraiya
Mission Duration: The end of the Nainin exam
When I saw this task, Tsunade actually refused, because as a heroine, Tsunade felt that he couldn't lose the festival because of the task released by the system, after all, once he failed, he would give benefits to Jiraiya, so that readers would have opinions.
Later, Tsunade felt that according to the meaning of Mr. Sarufei, this time the middle ninja exam is not a simple exam, but contains the political factor of demonstration, as long as he passes all the way to defeat the final boss, the promotion of the middle ninja is a proper thing at all, after all, this is related to Konoha's face.
Tsunade is confident in the strength of the system, and he is also confident in the strength of Orochimaru, but the only thing he needs to worry about is Jiraiya, but Tsunade is confident that he will take Jiraiya's oil bottle to get through the first and second levels of the Zhongnin exam, as for the third level, it belongs to the individual competition, and Tsunade doesn't want to care about Jiraiya's life or death.
What's more, going to the hot springs together is also considered a shared bath, right?
Therefore, after much hesitation, Tsunade took on the task.
But now the problem is that Jiraiya is still out of touch, and the matter of Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Tsunade as a squad has been decided a long time ago, and the list is owned by other ninja villages, and it is impossible to change it.
In this case, Tsunade couldn't even pass the first written test......
The thought of not only failing to be promoted, but also bathing with Jiraiya, Tsunade's mood became worse and worse, but when the mood became worse and worse, Tsunade felt that he was becoming more and more calm, and his brain was running rapidly.
"Erha, do you have any special requirements for mating?"
Looking at Erha, who was fluttering butterflies, Tsunade suddenly shouted.
"Huh?"
Erha looked at Tsunade suspiciously, "Big brother, have you reached the estrus period?" ”
“……”
Tsunade felt that he and Erha were not creatures in the same dimension, so he immediately gave up and continued to ask. However, Tsunade has already made up his mind that if he really wants to bathe with Jiraiya, it must be a hot spring, and if Jiraiya dares to do something, he must stage a "Naruto Movie Version: Jiraiya of the Dog Day".
It's just a little aggrieved.
Erha obviously didn't realize his situation, and still stared at the silent Tsunade with confused little eyes, and said with full self-dedication: "Although my mother said that you can't fall in love if you are of different races, if it is the eldest brother who needs it, I am willing!" ”
“……”
Tsunade has always felt that he still has a bit of the ability to complain, but now he doesn't know where to start, especially after looking at Erha's nervous dog face, Tsunade even has the idea that I don't want to be a human anymore.
Long.
“…… Actually, I'm not interested in males. ”
Hearing this, Erha breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with a fist: "Then I'll give the little of the Inuzuka family to the eldest brother, that little has peugeot facial features, soft hair, and is still a rare and precious breed, and I have unlocked a variety of skills, I want to be able to meet the needs of the eldest brother." ”
“……”
Tsunade has never felt like a cruel person, but now he can't help but hope that there is a dog meat festival in the Hokage's world.
And what the hell did you do with the little of the Inuzuka family?!
Tsunade couldn't help but worry that someone from the Inuzuka clan would come to the door.
However, Tsunade quickly put the mess behind him.
Now that the Zhongnin exam hasn't started yet, how can you give up easily?
Soon, Tsunade had already made up his mind; Let Erha transform instead of Zilai to pass the first and second stage exams. Yes, the transformation that has been superimposed on an unknown number of times is no longer limited to being used on one's own body, and Tsunade feels that it is not difficult to conceal the special shinobi with this kind of transformation technique that is beyond common sense, and even the upper ninja may not be able to find out.
At the very least, it will be difficult for people who are not very familiar with Jiraiya to find out, and the people who are particularly familiar with Jiraiya are none other than Orochimaru and Sarufei Sensei, as well as themselves.
Tsunade believes that Sarutobi-sensei will definitely not expose this matter in order to make the plan go smoothly, and may even cooperate appropriately, and Orochimaru has never had an opinion on this kind of thing...... Well, it's better to say that I'm not interested.,Thinking about it, I'm just going to put on a cool look and drop a boring sentence as always.,And then acquiesce to Tsunade's approach.。
What's more, in the first and second stages, there will theoretically not be any awesome characters, and although there will be many powerful tasks in the third stage of the knockout system, it doesn't matter whether it appears at that time, so it should be just abstained.
Well, that's the script!
Then the remaining question is how to complete the task.
According to Tsunade's analysis, the task of graceful victory is not about victory but about elegance, after all, there is such a thing as being promoted to a middle ninja, if there is no accident, it is already a matter of internal determination, not to mention that other lower ninjas are estimated to be shy away when they hear the name of Konoha Sanqi.
All in all, what is elegance?
The tip is already given in the mission summary: always behave elegantly.
In short, the condition for the completion of this task is to maintain elegant words and deeds while winning the Zhongnin exam.
Therefore, today, Tsunade put on a kimono that he had not seen for a long time, and he put on a light makeup for the first time, intending to show his most elegant side in a style that is far superior to others - there is no doubt that Tsunade can consciously maintain elegance at all times without underwear.
"Big brother, Orochimaru-sama is here."
The maid's voice came, and Tsunade opened his half-squinted eyes.
"I see."
After responding, Tsunade said to Erha again, "Erha, come over here." ”
"Huh?"
Despite his doubts, the loyal dog Erha still ran to Tsunade in a hurry.
Tsunado, who understood that Erha's IQ was limited, didn't bother to explain, so he directly made a Yin seal and pressed it on Erha's dog head with one hand; The next moment, a living Jiraiya was already standing in front of Tsunade, but when he noticed the tail on Jiraiya's buttocks, Tsunade was silent.
Racial characteristics are really stubborn.
However, there has never been a shortage of people in this world who have special hobbies, and if they like to stuff something into their bodies, they can be understood by others and live with this hobby strongly.
No problem!
Plan to pass!
"Erha, from now on you will be self-sufficient, talk less, and follow my orders to act."
"Oh, why?"
"If you don't want me to slaughter the whole little of Konoha."
“……”
For the first time, Erha realized the unknown side of Tsunade, the dark and cruel side.