I am Xiao Long, a sophomore at Liangshan University, 1.89 meters tall and weighing 283 pounds. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Belch?

Well, the body shape seems to have nothing to do with the "dragon", so my classmates call me a fat pig.

Hey, let's be a fat pig, anyway, we are people with dreams.

By the way, what is our dream?

Hehe, of course, I peeked at the Chinese goddess Tang Lingxue taking a bath, and I dreamed of it!

As for what is the ultimate dream?

Of course, it is to pounce on the goddess...... Knock down, hehe, don't give up until you die!

Ay...... Well, to be honest, I'm just a mouthful, and I'm super grippy.

Not to mention the goddess Tang Lingxue, even Colonel Liang and Qin Bing didn't look at us properly, hey...... More explicit, even the school grass sneered at us.

There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great.

Nima, I didn't even touch the hands of female classmates when I went to college, this is the rhythm of the incense of the old Xiao family.

No, the three friends are all fucking dates, but I, the third child, is left alone in the 206 dormitory.

In fact, it's not the point to keep the empty room alone, the point is that there are fucking ghosts on this campus!

What a fucking thing!

Don't believe me, I'll tell you about it:

In the past three months, Liang Da has been dying one after another, and the death is very strange, there is not a single wound on the body, but the face is distorted to the extreme, as if some ghost thing has forcibly extracted their souls.

So far, thirteen students have died in such a strange way.

The police have already intervened, and even more than a dozen police officers have begun to squat, but nothing has been found.

A lot of Taoist priests and monks came, and they did it almost every day, and the ghost charm was pasted all over the campus, and even the bottom of the toilet was pasted several layers, but it was still fruitless.

Yangsan University, with more than 20,000 people, is about to face the threat of dissolution.

In fact, these are not the things that Zhu Xiaolong is most afraid of, what he is afraid of is that these dead people are too special.

Feature 1: All of them happened on campus, and the residents around the campus were not patronized.

Feature 2: All are boys, and all of them are pure masters.

Nyima, what's wrong with the pure masters?

Did the pure masters recruit you and provoke you?

Why, the pure masters should be targeted like this?

Or is it a horrific death like being drained from the soul?

Zhu Xiaolong hated this deadly ghost thing, the reason was very simple, of course, because he was still a pure master, and now he was the only pure master on campus.

Because after it was rumored on the campus that the deadly ghost thing "loved" the pure masters, those pure masters who retained their perfect bodies broke their bodies one after another, either about the school grass or about the dinosaur girl.

As for those pure masters who don't even care about the school grass and dinosaur girls, they went directly to Yanliu Lane in the city, who has let the giant panda-level pure masters on campus die enough thirteen so far, who knows if the next one is himself?

In fact, Zhu Xiaolong had been to Yanliu Lane once tonight, but on the one hand, the business in Yanliu Lane has been booming recently, and on the other hand, people were really shocked when they saw Zhu Xiaolong's size.

Good guy, with a height of one meter and eight or nine meters, and a weight of two hundred and eighty-three pounds, it is estimated that that thing is also submerged in two fat fans, right? Want to get some out of the stock to estimate a bit of a hanging?

At the very least, it's a time-consuming and laborious chore.

So the warblers and warblers with heavy makeup shouted together: "Add money!" Add money! Add money ......"

"Isn't there a red envelope for the first time? Ay...... It seems that I think too much, then okay, add more money. Zhu Xiaolong said helplessly.

Who allowed himself to have such a "strong" body?

Who allowed himself to be so desperate for his life?

However, what he couldn't accept was that they ...... They're bullies.

If you say that if you add two or three hundred, Zhu Xiaolong will admit it by pinching his nose, after all, others are only one hundred, but they actually asked for one thousand, and there was no discussion.

It seems that they have long known the terrible predicament of the Liang University campus, and they are extremely sure that this fat pig can only be slaughtered obediently.

"Nyima, if others are a hundred, Lao Tzu will be a thousand and one? Are your two petals gold or silver? ”

After Zhu Xiaolong scolded, he rushed out of the door and tried to go to the other families one by one, but he vomited blood and found that he wanted to solve his pure master's body, at least eight hundred!

, these bustards are going to be in cahoots to slaughter his fat pig!

"Hey! Well, for the sake of your sincerity and unity, Lao Tzu will admit it, and eight hundred will ......"

Wrong!

Eight hundred heads!

Lao Tzu is only more than 600 at all?

This...... This is still the result of roommates!

Nyima, is there any reason for this, do you want to be so aggrieved?

Zhu Xiaolong returned to the 206 dormitory in a dejected manner, and immediately slammed the door slammed, and then stuffed the key into the door lock, and "poofed" the three insurances on the ground.

One of the fifty ghost-descending talismans purchased for thirty yuan was pasted up.

After the "sneer", the beds of the eldest and second children were directly put up.

Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, and then said angrily: "Come on...... Come on? Forcing ghosts, when Lao Tzu is really afraid of it? ”

"What?"

"What pure man's nightmare?"

"What pure master terminator?"

"As long as you come to Lao Tzu 206 dormitory, Lao Tzu doesn't need to raise his hand, and you will be wiped out!"

Zhu Xiaolong scolded for three minutes, but the thing was still angry, and then he hated the old bustards in Yanliu Lane.

"Nima, no discipline at all!"

"Nima, I don't know how to save the rivers and lakes!"

"Nima, this is waiting for Lao Tzu to perish!"

"Nima, don't let Lao Tzu seize the opportunity, otherwise it will ......"

Zhu Xiaolong lay on the bed helplessly, took out his mobile phone angrily, and depressedly boarded the Baidu forum, and began to post about the weirdness of Liangshan University, and immediately cursed the lack of morality of the old bustards in Liangshan.

Soon a bar friend of "Zhutianxian Network" replied, after all, Liangshan University is an unusually sensitive topic in the whole country now, as long as Liangshan University is mentioned, someone will immediately reply to the post, which is normal.

Even Zhu Xiaolong guessed that this post was quickly deleted, but this was obviously not what he cared about, what he cared about was the content of the bar friends.

It's just that this "Heavenly Immortal Net" obviously scoffed at his words.

"What? Don't pay attention to the bustard's lack of morality? Solve it yourself with industrious hands? ”

"Hey......"

"I want to, too, but I can't!"

"It's all my fault, I forgot to tell you that the compatriots who died before had a poster thrown next to their bodies, just like the "little swallow" left behind by the theft of the swallow Li San. ”

"This poster is actually nothing special, it just depicts a woman."

"This woman is tall, one meter seven or eight, standing among the women in Liangshan, she will always look outstanding, phoenix singing clouds, natural beauty, a peerless star face, the buttocks are proudly upright, and the chest is majestic and ......"

Zhutianxian Net: "Male your mother's size, no common sense at all, tall women, body functions are used on the long body, making it difficult for some sensitive parts to meet the requirements of males, you can't use the word "plump" to describe it, you are still majestic mountains and rivers? Hehe...... Keep blowing, right? ”

"Okay, I'll keep blowing ......"

"Blow? Blow your mother's head! I, Zhu Xiaolong, am the most sincere, how can I blow my ......"

"You don't believe me?"

"If you don't believe it, just ask any of my classmates at Liangshan University to see if I blow it?"

"That's Colonel Liang, Hua Qin Bing! Boss, can you use common sense? ”

Heavenly Immortal Net: "If you want me to say, your so-called school flower is a piece of!" ”

"The school girl is-?"

"Nyima, my Liang Daxiao Flower is definitely not a-!"

"Her name is Qin Bing, she is really beautiful, tall, one meter seven or eight, standing among the women in Liangshan, she will always look outstanding, phoenix singing clouds, natural beauty, a peerless star face, her buttocks are proudly upright, the mountains and rivers are majestic when her chest is upright, her bumpy posture, and her perfect "S" shaped endorsement. ”

"Bing Qing Yu Jie, as his name suggests, always reveals a trace of noble and cold aura, making the whole person look completely like the Chang'e fairy of Guanghan Palace, holy and inviolable."

"You still say she's a ****?"

Heavenly Immortal Net: "Quack...... Little brat, I won't have anything to do with you, now open "Horror Hell", I wish you a good time, and I hope you can come back alive! ”