Chapter 46 Wei Xiaobao: Hi, life has reached its peak!
"If I say I don't know the man before, do you believe it?"
A group of little eunuchs who have not yet entered the palace, who have experienced such things, looked at the stiff smile on the face of Dagong Zhang, as if they saw the devil smiling.
Damn, I haven't seen you get out of bed on weekdays, and I'm waiting at the door early this morning, and you still say you don't know the thief.
We're blind!
And the thief shouted one by one, Brother Zhang, and brought the emperor over for you to dispose of, but I didn't see you object, and now that the person is gone, you don't know it.
I thought we were fools!
Thinking of this, a group of little eunuchs shook their heads in unison, and then they felt wrong, afraid that the perverted thief in front of them would kill people and kill them, so they nodded together to express their belief.
"You have to believe me!"
Seeing this, how could Dagong Zhang not know what this group of little eunuchs was thinking, took two steps forward, and opened his mouth to explain again.
It's a pity that this group of little eunuchs didn't give him a chance to explain at all, and when they saw Gonggong Zhang approaching, they thought that the other party was going to kill people, so they stepped back to the left and right one by one, and began to shout at the top of their throats.
"Murder!"
"There are thieves who want to kill people!"
"Help!"
"Someone wants to assassinate the emperor....."
Don't blame the little eunuchs for cowardice, but because Gonggong Zhang is a person who has taken a pill of quenching pills, it may not be possible to deal with people in the rivers and lakes, and it is still easy to deal with a group of little eunuchs who are malnourished and have not yet healed the wounds of their lower bodies.
If it weren't for that, how could he lie down all day in this little eunuch's room and not work, and no one would be looking for trouble.
Under the outbreak of life and death, this group of little eunuchs also fought hard, one of them, looked around and saw that the windows of the room were not locked, and immediately opened the window and jumped out, regardless of the lower body trauma, and shouted in the clean room while running at the throat: "Help, murder, there are thieves who want to assassinate the emperor!"
Maybe God was pitying this little eunuch, but before the little eunuch ran out of the clean room, he saw a large group of guards, carrying swords and protecting a person, from outside the clean room, violently breaking in.
"Rely on his mother!"
"Who is so bold that he dares to kill people at the root of the imperial city at the foot of this Son of Heaven, and he wants to assassinate the emperor, have you asked me Wei Xiaobao?"
The person who came was Wei Xiaobao, he scolded and scolded, and with a group of internal guards, he stopped the little eunuch who was fleeing for his life, and asked loudly.
Wei Xiaobao was also annoyed!
captured Aobai, added officials to the knighthood, and jumped from a street gangster to the biggest celebrity around the emperor, Lord Wei.
Wei Xiaobao feels that his life has reached its peak.
If you really want to put it in one sentence, that is: so hi, I feel that my life has reached the peak!
Eat, eat the delicacies of the mountains and seas, let's eat at the table or at the table.
Girl, one is not enough, two is still a little less, let's call ten or eight at a time, each of which is beautiful and fragrant.
Singing every night, being a groom every night, this day is like a fairy, but it is not the pinnacle of life.
On this day, Wei Xiaobao was leading people to drink and have fun in Lichun Courtyard, when suddenly a little eunuch came to him and told him that someone wanted to assassinate him without knowing whether he was alive or dead.
Damn, can this be endured?
Who is he Wei Xiaobao?
He has always been the only Wei Xiaobao who bullied others, when was it the turn of others to calculate him.
Don't say anything, brothers, copy the guys, and follow me to cut down that grandson!
Under the leadership of the informant little eunuch, Wei Xiaobao and his party came to the clean room in a menacing manner, but before they could go in, they heard the screams of a group of little eunuchs inside.
There are thieves, and you still want to assassinate the emperor?
Hearing the screams of the little eunuch, not to mention Wei Xiaobao, even Duolong and the others were also stunned, and then the sword was unsheathed, protecting Wei Xiaobao in the middle, and looking at the backyard of the clean room with vigilance.
The little eunuch who finally ran out heard Wei Xiaobao shouting, and then looked at the group of guards in front of him who were out of the sheath, and immediately cried and cried to his mother: "Lord Wei, help, there are anti-thieves, there are anti-thieves, they still want to assassinate the emperor!"
After Wei Xiaobao heard the word anti-thief, he was also a little panicked, but after all, he was the protagonist and the child of destiny in this world, and he would not run away before he saw the anti-thief.
Moreover, Wei Xiaobao has another layer of identity, that is, the personal disciple of Chen Jinnan of the Heaven and Earth Society, the master of the Aoki Hall of the Heaven and Earth Society, in this Qing Dynasty, what other thief can compare to the Heaven and Earth Society?
Therefore, he was also worried that the thief who was found in the clean room was a member of the Heaven and Earth Society.
Wei Xiaobao carried a musket in one hand, waved his hand to signal everyone not to panic, and then asked the little eunuch: "Don't panic, tell Lord Ben, what does the thief look like and what is the situation?"
"Back to Lord Wei, that thief is the little mountain in our house, and he also has a fellow party who has gone to the palace to assassinate the emperor!"
When the little eunuch saw Wei Xiaobao, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly told what he had seen before.
"Lord Wei, it's that little mountain that wants to assassinate you!"
"Since he came to the clean room, he has been bullying us, and he curses your old man every day, originally I didn't know what was going on with the little nobleman, but now I finally understand, it turns out that he is a thief!"
Without waiting for Wei Xiaobao to continue to ask, the little nobleman on the side heard the words of the little eunuch and immediately exclaimed.
"Damn,!"
"What the hell, what kind of little mountain?"
"If you want to assassinate the lord, not to mention, but also want to assassinate the emperor, you definitely can't run away from the thief!"
"Come on, let's go with Lord Ben to see what that bold thief wants to assassinate the emperor's little mountain looks like. ”
"Today, Lord Ben will definitely let him know why the flowers are so red!"
When Wei Xiaobao heard Xiao Guizi's words, he was immediately angry, specially, as a thief, you can bear it if you want to assassinate the emperor, and you still want to assassinate this lord, today, the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can't save you.
At this time, our father-in-law Zhang explained anxiously to the other little eunuchs.
However, everyone's eyes are not blind and their ears are not deaf, how can they believe his words.
Just as he was about to swear by the heavens, a loud shout suddenly came from his ears: "Lord Wei, he is Xiao Shanzi, and he wants to assassinate your Xiao Shanzi." ”
Without waiting for Wei Xiaobao's orders, after Xiao Guizi shouted, the two guards beside him immediately jumped, turned their heads twice in mid-air, and jumped into the eunuch's room.
With a leg sweep and a shoulder lock, he easily took down Zhang Dagonggong, pressed him in front of Wei Xiaobao, and pressed him to the ground.
"Holy!"
"It's you, who want to assassinate the lord and the emperor?"
Wei Xiaobao saw that the thief who wanted to murder him was captured so easily, and he was suddenly a little suspicious, he looked at the person on the ground, and always felt that this person was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.
Forget it, if you can't think of it, you don't want to, anyway, it's not a brother of the Heaven and Earth Society, and handing over this thief to the little emperor is a great achievement.
Not bad, not bad!
He Wei Xiaobao was thinking about how to increase his official ranks, and there were thieves who didn't know whether to live or die and sent them to the door, which was a big gift package from heaven!
"Brother Wei, Lord Wei!"
"It's me, Zhang Dashan, we've seen it before!"
"When I applied for a miscellaneous job that day, Zhang Dashan was with you!"
Zhang Dashan, who was pressed to the ground, was scared after experiencing such a formation, and after he saw Wei Xiaobao, he didn't care about anything else, just like a pig cub about to be slaughtered, he shouted at the top of his throat.
Wei Xiaobao glanced at Zhang Dashan on the ground, and suddenly remembered that he seemed to have really met such a person, who was accidentally pitted into the clean room by him, no wonder he wanted to assassinate him.
Wei Xiaobao, who grew up in the market, of course knew that the big snake had to be killed and the grass had to be eradicated, so he didn't think about it, and directly denied it: "Zhang Dashan?"
"What Zhang Dashan, why doesn't Lord Ben remember!"
"According to the report, your kid not only wants to assassinate the lord, but also wants to assassinate the emperor, the little guts are quite fat!"
"Come on, just drag me out and cut it!"