[ps: New January, should I say Sa? It's cold, so everyone has more clothes. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info Ask for a little sprinkle? Forget it, I don't ask for it, anyway, my wish has never been fulfilled. 】

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"Huh? Anti-flicker hotline? Looking at the signboard at the door, Zhu Jun was stunned for a moment, thinking, isn't this the third part of the flicker series? Chef Fan will break back a game in this one, do you still need to ask yourself for help?

"That's right, I was deceived twice back then, my wife ran away, I lost my job, and I became a joke in the eyes of others. That's why I've now set up this anti-fraud hotline to remind everyone to always prevent being deceived again. "Chef Fan seems to be very satisfied with his current results.

"In that case, what do you want me to help with?" Zhu Jun is a little confused now, isn't this a superfluous move?

"Hey! Actually, I didn't think about asking you for help, but yesterday someone told me in my head that the big fool was going to come to the door to tease, and only you could help me. Chef Fan said.

Zhu Jun couldn't help laughing, and the system was a little shameless! In the past, customers took the initiative to come to the door, but now is the business not good? Are you starting to deceive people?

Of course, Zhu Jun could only hold these words in his heart, and he didn't confiscate the money anyway, and he took the wheelchair and left after a while.

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It didn't take long for Chef Fan's anti-flickering hotline to ring.

Chef Fan picked up the phone and said, "Hello." Here is a consultation hotline to borrow your pair of discerning eyes to prevent fooling, I am a senior fooled Lao Fan, with years of experience in being fooled, I make a clear judgment on whether you have been fooled: someone is abducted, please press 1; If someone sells a car, press 2; If someone makes a brain teaser, press 3; Someone sells stretchers and dials 110 directly. ”

"Hello! Are you Master Fan? ”

"Hello, who are you?"

"I'm ...... There is a question I would like to consult you directly. I have an old sow, black ground and white flowers, who came to open the door of the house in the morning and ran forward at a speed of 80 pulses per hour, "banging" into the tree, and died! ”

"Crashed to death? Is there something wrong with this pig's eyesight? ”

"Both eyes are 1.5."

"Could there be any mental illness?...... Yes! What are you doing? ”

Before Chef Fan finished speaking, Zhu Jun snatched the phone, and said to the big flicker on the other end of the phone: "Your old sow can't make brain teasers, are you stupid, are you stupid, don't you know?" ”

Why is the dialogue between him so familiar when he heard it just now, and then he remembered the sketch of the Spring Festival Gala, isn't this a reproduction of the original plot?

The big flicker on the other end of the phone saw that Chef Fan was about to be fooled, and he was squeezing his eyebrows at the two apprentices triumphantly! As a result, he immediately changed to a different person, and he came back in one bite, and he was instantly embarrassed and eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Just as he was about to hang up the phone, Zhu Jun suddenly said, "In that case, I will also ask you a question." It's the New Year, and our family didn't buy any New Year's goods, just a pig and a donkey. Do you think I should kill the pig first, or the donkey? ”

"Kill ........ first" As soon as Da Fu opened his mouth, Zhu Jun heard Da Fu on the other end of the phone ask his apprentice this question, and quickly replied: "Kill the donkey first." ”

"Congratulations, that's right, the pig thinks so too." After saying that, he hung up the phone with a 'pop'.

Then he turned around and said to Chef Fan: "Tell me about you, you have become a senior fool, why don't you have a long memory, and you were almost fooled again." ”

"Ugh!" Chef Fan slapped his head and said angrily: "I know that he doesn't play according to the routine!" That brain teaser, he has to press three! ”

"Hey!" Zhu Jun patted Chef Fan on the shoulder and sighed, "If you can live until now, you should thank God for your gift!" ”

Ding dong.......

Ding dong.......

That's when the doorbell rang.......

Chef Fan was about to open the door, but was stopped by Zhu Jun, "Wait, what's the hurry, it's a big fool." ”

"You didn't even open the door to know it was him?" Chef Fan was taken aback, and hurriedly lay on the cat's eye of the door, and sure enough, he saw three people standing outside, among them in a wheelchair, who looked paralyzed and convulsed. "Oops! Shopkeeper Zhu, you are too powerful, you can know this. ”

"I don't know anything, go pack up, let's have a good meeting today." Zhu Jun wanted to say in his heart, I said that I still know every word and every action after you meet, do you believe it?

..............

After Chef Fan, who had changed into a decent dress, opened the door, according to what Zhu Jun taught him, it was actually the original dialogue in the sketch, and he stepped forward with a very surprised expression, and said to the big flicker in the wheelchair: "Oops........ Ah! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! …… What kind of look is this? It's chic! It's a very 6+7?! How did this big flicker fall into this field? The sky, the earth, is it this breath that the angel sister gave me? The pig hit the tree, you hit the pig, right? Rear-ended, didn't you? Why did you change it again? ”

Sure enough, I saw Da Flicker raise three fingers, with a look of regret and a painful expression: "It's been three years, I want to kill you"

"Flickering ........" actually doesn't need Zhu Junjiao to teach, Chef Fan is already unconsciously following the original plot.

"I'm here to confess to you." The big flicker continued.

"And then flicker."

"My two apprentices testify."

"The group fooled me to come. It's not good, big fool. As long as those of us who are kind people are wary of you, what will you do? How many brain teasers will there be soon? One monkey on the ground, seven monkeys in the tree, these are two monkeys, and it may be eight monkeys......."

"Maybe three monkeys, maybe nine monkeys."

"Why has it changed again?"

"Pregnant with a monkey."

"Interesting?"

"It's boring. It's not the primary stage of brain teasers for you, I'm here to apologize to you. It's been three years, and the person I'm most sorry for in this world is Chef Fan. What nice people. I often say to you, "Why do you think I lied to him?" How loyal and honest, you say me, you hit me twice, you can't do it. You scolded me twice, but you couldn't open your mouth. In this way, anyway, if you forgive me, you will come, if you don't forgive, I will come, and if you forgive me or not, I will come with sincerity. ”

“........”

“.........”

In fact, at this time, there was no need for Zhu Jun to play at all, he was also in the mood to watch the show, and leaned against the door with his arms in his arms, so he was regarded as a VIP. You must know that it costs money for others to watch the sketch on the spot, and he doesn't do it when he comes to sprinkle, but to make money, as long as he gets the wheelchair at that time, the task is completed.

.............

Soon, it was time for the auction, and the two were arguing over who shouted five thousand.

"Shopkeeper Zhu, you, you came to give me a comment, how can it be the five thousand I shouted." Chef Fan was fooled again, but he didn't slowly figure it out by himself as he did in the plot, but asked Zhu Jun for help.

"It doesn't matter who shouts, what matters is the meaning of this wheelchair." Zhu Jun said with a smile.

"This little brother is right, this wheelchair is a testimony of our two brothers from being good, a priceless baby." After speaking, he paused, and continued: "Then let's go! Since Chef Fan has the heart to collect, how about we shout again? ”

"Okay." Chef Fan answered.

Zhu Jun knew that Lao Fan was going to be fooled, so he smiled and said, "So, why don't I join too?" ”

"Little brother also wants to collect?" As he spoke, the corners of Da Fu's mouth showed a hint of cunning. In his opinion, the more people, the price will naturally go up, and this deal is cost-effective, "Okay, then the little brother will shout too!" ”

With the addition of Zhu Jun, the three of them re-bargained, and the big flicker did not fall as hastily as the plot.

Five thousand.......

Seven thousand.........

Ten thousand.........

Fifteen thousand........

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50,000 .......

Lakh........

But as the numbers get bigger and bigger, the more bottomless the heart of the big fool becomes.

Even if a wheelchair is collectible, I don't know if it's so stupid, and it won't stop until it reaches 100,000?

Thinking of this, when Zhu Jun shouted out 150,000, the hammer fell.

Then he threw away the hammer, held Zhu Jun's hand with both hands, and said excitedly: "Brother! You've found a treasure. ”

Zhu Jun also pretended to be very excited and burst into tears, "Big brother, thank you for cutting your love!" Now, the wheelchair is mine! ”

"Of course, now this wheelchair is a brother's. Have a seat. Da Fu said, and was about to help Zhu Jun to sit down, but suddenly found that the wheelchair was missing. So he asked the apprentice, "No, what about the wheelchair?" ”

"I was still here just now!" The two apprentices were also confused, and the good ones were suddenly gone, and they were hell alive.

"150,000! 150,000! Why didn't you stop watching! "The big flicker, the anger in my heart! He has been cheating for so many years, although he has succeeded a lot, but he has made small troubles, and he has done such a big deal. Now that the meat in the mouth is flying, I don't burp in one breath, and my body is tough.

Anyway, after looking around for a long time, I couldn't find a wheelchair. Da Yu didn't give up, ran to Zhu Jun, took Zhu Jun's hand and said, "Brother, wait for me for three days, no, one day, wait for me for one day, I'll send the wheelchair over, okay?" ”

"No problem." Zhu Jun nodded indifferently, of course he didn't want to do anything until he flickered, and it would be interesting to be able to pit him again before leaving.

"That money, you see........ You don't have to give it all, just pay a deposit first. "Everyone is a smart person, and Da Yu is naturally worried that Zhu Jun will not do it afterwards, then it will be a big loss.

"No, I'm like a thunderbolt about your foolish name, I'm going to give you money, will you still come? In a word, when you see a wheelchair, 150,000 people will not be less, otherwise there is no need to talk about it. Zhu Jun sneered.

..............

In the end, Zhu Jun used the empty glove of the space-time ring to trick the white wolf into handing over the task. And the big flicker really came with a wheelchair again the day after Zhu Jun left, and the result is needless to say, the big flicker who lost his wife and the soldiers shouted to wash his hands in the golden basin and quit the rivers and lakes. (To be continued.) )