Chapter 195: A Strange Composition
Hearing Wang Yurong's words, Gu Xiaotian laughed indifferently: "Isn't it just an essay!" Big?2o?? Just look at it, and it's not something unsightly. (8) (1) Chinese Net. 8⒈”
When Wang Yurong heard this, he continued to laugh and said, "Then I will write Gu Xiaotian's composition on the blackboard." ”
"Write? Ha ha...... Mr. Wang, then you write slowly, let's sleep first. ”
"Hahahaha......"
The students couldn't help laughing, an 8oo-word essay should not be written for a long time.
Seeing this, Wang Yurong just chuckled, and regardless of their coaxing, he pinched the chalk and wrote on the blackboard.
Essay Question: Dialogue with Nature.
Essay content:
“……”
“……?”
“……”
“……!”
“……”
“…………”
After writing this, Wang Yurong looked back and smiled: "Okay, that's it." ”
When the students saw it, they were all stunned. Forced, and then when they understood the deep meaning of this composition, they immediately couldn't help laughing, and there were bursts of howling in the classroom.
Even Su Qianqian, who was next to her, smiled from ear to ear, and looked at Gu Xiaotian with admiration in her eyes.
"Haha...... Gu Shao, your composition is simply a masterpiece! ”
"Gu Shaoniu. Force! I'm convinced! ”
"Gu Shao, I'll kneel for you!"
“……”
Looking at the expressions of the classmates kneeling, Gu Xiaotian stood up and laughed and waved his hand: "Everyone is a classmate, don't be so polite to me." ”
"So how many points do you think Gu Xiaotian's essay should get?" Wang Yurong chuckled softly.
"Mr. Wang, do you still have any questions? This kind of unprecedented essay must be full marks! ”
it! Lao Tzu wrote this for the o, what do you mean by giving full marks? Lao Tzu has calculated the last dozen places in the exam, and he can't rush to several more places with 6o points!
"That's right! Teacher Wang doesn't give full marks, and I don't accept Gu Shao! Must give 15o points! ”
"Poof......" Gu Xiaotian fell headlong on the desk, 6o points Lao Tzu can't accept it, why do you have to give 15o points!
Wang Yurong knocked lightly on the desk and said with a smile: "In principle, this essay actually does not meet the requirements at all, because the essay requires more than 8oo words. ”
"Teacher Wang, although I don't care about the score, what you said is not right." Gu Xiaotian immediately raised his hand to refute.
"What's wrong?" Wang Yurong was a little puzzled.
"What's wrong?! Do you know how many words my ellipsis represents? ”
Wang Yurong was speechless: "......"
"That's Mr. Wang, Gu Shao's ellipsis is at least 8oo words, and a total of seven ellipses are 56oo words, so this essay will score at least 42o points!"
"Poof...... "Gu Xiaotian has completely convinced this bear child, you are really good at math!"
"......" Wang Yurong also laughed helplessly, and after thinking about it for a while, he smiled: "Anyway, this essay does find a new way, this idea should be something that many people didn't expect, and there are always some bright spots." ”
"Needless to say, Mr. Wang, full marks!"
"You said that if you want us to help you score, then you must get a full score, otherwise I will be dissatisfied with Gu Shao!"
"Full marks! Out! ”
This time, all the students shouted in unison as if they had been organized.
Gu Xiaotian turned his head helplessly and saw that Su Qianqian, the girl, was actually shouting along.
Wang Yurong didn't say anything more, turned around with a smile and wrote 6o points on the blackboard.
"Papapa......" The classroom immediately burst into lively applause and cheers.
Seeing this, the corners of Gu Xiaotian's mouth twitched slightly, this is so special that he can actually get a full score! Lao Tzu miscalculated! If it was any guy who dared to write an essay like this in his previous life, he would definitely be criticized by the teacher!
"Okay...... okay" Wang Yurong turned around and knocked on the desk, and waited until the students were quiet before smiling: "This little episode is over, let's continue the class." ”
Gu Xiaotian didn't think much about it when he heard this, and while flipping through the textbook, he took out his mobile phone and swiped the microtext.
Although Mu Lan was hospitalized due to a "car accident" these days, she did not promote her new album anymore, but the publicity of "Car Accident" was obviously greater, basically making her hang on the list every day, which was also considered before they designed the car accident.
Yesterday's matter of Emperor Ji Sheng in the East Palace was also on the topic list, but this is a general topic.
After clicking in, you will see Zhao Xingchen slapping himself, Ma Xun being kicked back by Shen Yuelan, Wang Mobai arching on Liu Huarong, and Zhao Xinghua being beaten by Shen Yuelan to the point that he had no power to parry, etc.
There was even a video of Zhao Xinghua and Shen Yuelan fighting, and I didn't know which guy secretly took it at the time.
Gu Xiaotian didn't expect that he would even help Donggong advertise by mistake, which Jun Xiuzhu couldn't buy with money.
Then he flipped through the comments.
"Zhao Xinghua is a big man who can't even beat Shen Yuelan, it's too bad!"
"This eldest lady of the Shen family is not only beautiful, but also very energetic! If anyone can marry her, tsk...... It's so cool! ”
"Cool your face! If anyone marries her, they will put you in the hospital if they don't agree with you, and then focus on it, you will lose your arms and legs, you stupid x! ”
"So what? The peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic. ”
"Is she a peony flower? Cactus bar! ”
“……”
"Haha...... This must be screenshotted! Gu Xiaotian was also happy to see this, so he quickly took a screenshot and gave it to Shen Yuelan.
Gu Xiaotian could almost imagine her expression when she saw this comment, but after waiting for a while, he didn't see Shen Yuelan reply, he knew that this guy was probably sulking!
Gu Xiaotian put away his mobile phone and prepared to listen to the class.
In less than a minute, a cold voice suddenly came from the door: "Hello teacher, I'll look for Gu Xiaotian." ”
", this is Shen Yuelan! It's really beautiful! ”
"Don't look, be careful that she beats you!" The table mates stiffened their faces and sat on the ground in warning.
"Why don't I just look at her and beat me?"
"Don't speak, be careful she hears."
“……”
Seeing this, Wang Yurong reminded with a smile: "Classmate Gu Xiaotian, someone is looking for you." ”
As soon as Gu Xiaotian heard it, he already knew that it was Shen Yuelan's voice, and he couldn't help but feel a little frightened, this guy actually ran to the classroom to find him.
Are you going to beat him up? Or smashed his phone? Or throw him downstairs to prove that the earth has gravity?
Gu Xiaotian walked out with these careful thoughts.
"What are you looking for me?" Gu Xiaotian held his head high, "full of confidence" and said.
Shen Yuelan turned her head and left: "It's okay." ”
Seeing her back going downstairs directly, Gu Xiaotian's expression suddenly stiffened, as if he had eaten a pound of stool: "You are so sick!" ”
Listening to Gu Xiaotian's scolding, Shen Yuelan not only didn't get angry, but felt much happier in her heart, pouting and secretly humming: "I'm angry with you!" ”
……
The last two periods are physical education classes.
After Gu Xiaoxia went downstairs, he saw Helan Xue waiting for him below, so he separated from his classmates.
Helan Xue suddenly pouted at a classmate wearing a mask who walked by.
Gu Xiaotian followed her gaze and wondered, "What's wrong with this person?" ”
"He's Zhao Xingchen." Helan Xue covered her mouth and smiled.
"Hahaha......" Gu Xiaotian couldn't help laughing: "This guy has an indissoluble relationship with masks." ”
Zhao Xingchen seemed to hear Gu Xiaotian's laughter, glanced back, and then ran away with a bitter face.
After the simple preliminary activities in physical education class were completed, Gu Xiaotian ran to the grass under the tree to squint and rest.
After a while, Zheng Shaoshui walked over and said softly: "Gu Shao, you have time today, don't you want to practice basketball?" ”
Gu Xiaotian opened his eyes and looked at him, frowned and shook his head: "No, I'll just go directly to the court when I wait for the game." ”
"Good...... All right. Zheng Shaoshui could only cry and turned around and left without tears.
didn't go far, Zhao Xingchen ran over with a basketball in his arms and greeted: "Zheng Shaoshui, I heard that Gu Shao also participated in the basketball game of your class?" ”
Gu Xiaotian was far away from them, and he couldn't hear anything at first, but he was a little curious, so he used his ability with bated breath.
"Yes! Gu Shao participated. ”
"Hahaha...... As far as Gu Shao's skills are concerned, I estimate that your class will definitely be able to take the first place from the bottom, but if Gu Shao doesn't play, it's hard to say. ”
"You are so quiet, Gu Shao will kill you when he hears it!" Zheng Shaoshui warned.
"Cut...... How could he have heard it from such a distance. Although Zhao Xingchen was proud on his face, he still carefully turned his head to observe the distance from Gu Xiaotian, and then relieved himself.
As a result, he was now staring at him directly, and his heart suddenly felt a little empty, but then he comforted himself again, how could Gu Xiaotian hear it at such a long distance.
"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's go to the training match first." Zhao Xingchen hurriedly pulled Zheng Shaoshui and ran away.
Gu Xiaotian pursed his lips, and didn't bother to pay attention to him, thinking that when the time came, Lao Tzu would beat you all over the ground to find your teeth, and then he lay on the grass and fell asleep.
When he woke up in a daze, he was sitting next to Helanxue playing with his mobile phone, his legs arched together, his arms on his knees.
From Gu Xiaotian's angle, I just saw the scenery under her skirt, although she was wearing leggings, the snow white was enough to make Gu Xiaotian instantly sleepy.
"Ahem...... Xuexue, let's go play table tennis! Gu Xiaotian quickly sat up.
"Okay!" Helan Xue didn't pay attention to this, put it away and smiled.
……
At the end of the afternoon, the three of them were walking side by side towards the school gate.
Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but shout: "Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic!" ”
Shen Yuelan was about to explode again when she heard it, this guy was obviously deliberately mapping the photo in the morning, and he wanted to make trouble again!
"You pay me back!" Shen Yuelan didn't argue with him anymore, and stretched out her hand with a straight face.
Gu Xiaotian immediately retorted loudly: "I finally borrowed the money with my ability, why do you say that you will pay it back?" If everyone asks for money like you, who will dare to borrow money in the future! Are you still being unreasonable? ”
"......" Shen Yuelan not only trembled her lips, but her whole body couldn't help but tremble, and she gritted her teeth and clenched her five fingers into fists.
Gu Xiaotian took a look, this Nima is amazing! Thirty-six plans to run are the best plan, and quickly run away.
Looking at Gu Xiaotian's figure that was faster than a rabbit, Shen Yuelan let out a long breath: "Xuexue, if it goes on like this, I will be angry with him one day sooner or later." ”
Helan Xue could only smile bitterly: "I've persuaded him a few times, but he wants to fight with you when he sees you, and I really don't know what to do......"
While the two were talking, Shen Yuelan's mobile phone suddenly came with a message prompt.
When she opened her phone, she suddenly cried and laughed again.
"Give me your account number immediately, transfer money to you, and don't pay it back when it expires!"
…… (To be continued.) )