Unexpectedly, I met a hair eater in the crematorium!

At the beginning, she was recruited by Master Yang to Boss Su's basement, and she had a relationship with Ye Shu, and she also coveted Ye Shu's blood, and wanted to follow Ye Shu with a dead face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At this moment, the hair eater was happy to meet again after a long absence, if she wasn't afraid of Ye Shu's yang energy, she would definitely have to throw herself into Ye Shu's arms.

"Handsome guy, people have been missing you, for this day, I also went to learn makeup, beautiful, I'll go to make up for you right away."

The hair-eating ghost was elated, Ye Shu couldn't help but smile bitterly, this female ghost was nothing more than a fancy to her own blood and wanted to follow her, and she looked like a good girl with unrequited love at this time.

"No need, let's talk about it bluntly, I'm here to exorcise ghosts, have you been doing something lately? Still want to hurt people? ”

Ye Shu went straight to the point, and the hair eater shook his head again and again: "How come?" I won't harm anyone, the ghosts in our eternal crematorium are all good ghosts, people are not only beautiful, but also kind-hearted. ”

The Hair Eater looked aggrieved, and his bursting face looked quite scary.

Akiel interjected: "Then you were still scaring us in the drawer just now, you see that your face has been burned so much by the fire, it's so ugly." ”

The child was unscrupulous, and the hair eater was immediately half angry, and said, "You little kid can talk?" I'm ...... Smoky makeup, you know what? ”

The hair eater is a ghost who loves beauty, and she can't be called ugly. Ye Shu couldn't cry or laugh, and pulled Ai Qi'er to prevent her from talking.

"Alright, Hair Eater, don't be angry. I really have something to do, since you are a ghost in the Eternal Crematorium, then you should know that the Monster Alliance sends people to exorcise ghosts every month, right? Nothing went wrong before, but how did you scare people silly last month? ”

Ye Shu asked, the hair eater was obviously stunned: "Is there one?" Although some ghosts like to scare people, they are never excessive, and we will also give face when someone comes to exorcise ghosts. In fact, we will have an excellent ghost king selection competition every month, which will inevitably make a little noise, but it is not harmful. ”

The hair eater explained in detail, and Ye Shu asked some more questions, probably understanding why the funeral home was haunted.

It turned out that since there were many ghosts in the eternal crematorium, family gangs were formed, and disputes continued. In order to better help each other and reduce disputes, the ghosts here will select the best ghosts as the king of everyone, referred to as the ghost king, unify the crematorium, and reasonably distribute the time and qualifications for each ghost to absorb the yin qi of the corpse, referred to as the yin to the household, which greatly promotes the harmony between ghosts and ghosts.

"I understand this, the selection of the ghost king, it is inevitable to make a little trouble, but you don't have to choose every month, right? It's redundant to pick once a year. ”

Ye Shu was surprised, the hair eater curled up a strand of hair, and said with a little daughter posture: "Handsome brother, you don't know, everyone wants to be a ghost king, and a month is a long time." If you think about it, we are lonely ghosts, and we may be captured by Yin at any time, and we will be reincarnated without paying attention, and we don't have much time to be happy, so we must quickly take turns to select the ghost king, and it is said that we will select it once a week from next month. ”

Damn retarded, the ghosts in the city really know how to play.

Ye Shu pursed his lips and nodded, "Okay, I understand too." But last month, there was really a monster who was scared silly, and there was a cremator who almost burned his own hand, and now he is still lying in the hospital, you really didn't do it? ”

After hearing this, the hair eater said thoughtfully: "It was indeed a little wrong last month, when I went to *** man, and I was not at the scene, ah, don't be jealous, people only have you in their hearts, but sometimes in order to take a breath of yin qi, it is inevitable to sell sex. Well, huh. ”

Ye Shu almost sprayed, Ai Qi'er poked out her head and glared at the hair-eating ghost, and Liu Youyou, who had been silent, also narrowed her cold eyes.

Ye Shu hurriedly raised his hand to stop: "Okay, okay, let your current ghost king come out, and I'll talk to it." ”

"The ghost king has been impeached today, the new ghost king will be selected at twelve o'clock tonight, they are warming up, you come and sit first, you're welcome, just treat it as your own home."

The hair-eating ghost warmly invited Ye Shu to the cremation room as a guest, Ye Shu was helpless, he didn't expect to catch up with their ghost king selection tonight.

He couldn't help it, so he picked up Aiqi'er and went inside, and Liu Youyou followed in quite dissatisfied.

There was a strange smell inside, a crematorium was still spitting fire, and the hair-eater smiled and went over to roast his face, and put on a smoky makeup before turning off the fire.

After that, she floated out directly through the vent, saying that she was there to notify everyone that there was a guest.

As soon as she left, Liu Youyou immediately grabbed Ye Shu's old waist and scolded: "Okay, you Ye Gongzi, show mercy everywhere, even this kind of female ghost will not let go, your taste is really good." ”

Ye Shu grinned in pain, and begged for mercy again and again: "Misunderstanding, she has taken a fancy to my blood, and she always wants to follow me like Xiao Leng, how can a person like me agree to it, isn't it?" ”

"Yes, the big brother won't agree, she's not good-looking, and her legs are short, and the big brother doesn't like to touch it."

Ai Qi'er helped Ye Shu speak, but Liu Youyou became even more angry, and twisted fiercely: "Why does Qi'er know that you like to touch your legs?" You pervert! Did you do it to Qi'er...... It's too much! ”

I rub! Ye Shu burst into tears in pain, and hurriedly glanced at Ai Qi'er, who said seriously: "Big brother hasn't touched my legs, but he will marry me when I am twelve years old." ”

Burst!

Ye Shu was about to vomit blood and die, Liu Youyou was so angry that he smoked, and holding him down was a severe beating, which made his nose blue and his face swollen, and he complained bitterly.

Fortunately, at this time, the wind was blowing, and the cold wind in those vents blew in, and a large group of lonely souls and wild ghosts floated in as if rushing to the market.

Most of them are on the same level as green-haired and bald-haired, and they are very weak, but there are also some powerful demons that look terrifying.

Ye Shu got up and smiled and said hello casually. All the ghosts looked at him in amazement, whispering, and some of the ghosts smelled Ye Shu's smell and began to swallow their saliva.

In the midst of this chatter, suddenly the sound of erhu came from the vent.

Ye Shu looked up and saw that in the vent, a thin man with sunglasses was pulling Erhu's legs crossed.

This man is estimated to be in his fifties, an old man with no two flesh and bones, a decent Mao suit, a pair of clean sunglasses, and a pair of black cloth shoes, which is extraordinary at first glance.

The erhu sound is long, and it is the blind man A Bing's "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", which is quite good.

Ye Shu couldn't help but clap his hands and praise: "The old gentleman is amazing, dare to ask the name of the honorable surname?" ”

Ye Shu praised it like this, and the old gentleman actually trembled, took off his sunglasses with trembling hands, and his eyes were watery with eyes.

"Since the Republic of China, I have never been praised by anyone, and I don't want to be praised by Your Excellency today, which is really surprising. is the so-called broken liver and intestines, where to find a bosom friend at the end of the world. If you don't dislike it, the old man will give you another hand of "Mountains and Flowing Water...... Yes! ”

Before the old gentleman finished speaking, he was kicked and rolled down screaming, and a group of late ghosts in the vent came in scolding: "Fang Zhiqian, do you have to plug the hole?" The Republic of China died early, and he still plays mourning music and condolences every day, annoying a ghost! ”

A group of ghosts laughed, and the inside and outside of the cremation room were filled with cheerful air.

The old gentleman Fang Zhiqian got up embarrassedly, picked up his erhu and sunglasses, sat aside, and said confidently: "This is not mourning, mountains and rivers meet bosom friends......"

"Where did you go the other day? I must have gone to the City God Temple to steal other people's tributes again. ”

The ghosts didn't listen to him, and deliberately shouted loudly, Fang Zhiqian's face turned red, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and argued: "Why do you slander people's innocence out of thin air like this? The old man is a scholar, how can the affairs of a scholar be called stealing? A gentleman is poor, and stealing it is punishable......"

The ghosts listened to him pinching the words in ancient words, and couldn't help laughing, Fang Zhiqian saw them laughing silly and laughing, and the cremation room was full of happy air inside and outside.

Ye Shu and Liu Youyou glanced at each other, and they couldn't understand the situation.

At this time, the few late evil ghosts floated in front of Ye Shu and scolded loudly: "Where did the living people come from? Want to die? We don't give the face of the hair eater, even if she is the flower of the crematorium, this is a matter of principle! ”

They went straight to the horse, Ye Shu frowned, and Ai Qi'er on the side of his leg suddenly crossed his waist and drank: "You guys are too much, why do you want to bully the old man?" And scold my brother! ”

Ai Qi'er was angry and wanted to stand up for Fang Zhiqian and Ye Shu. The ghosts saw a little Lori scolding and laughed wildly again.

Ai Qi'er snorted angrily and opened her fangs suddenly: "Wang! ”

In an instant, the crematorium fell silent, and a large group of ghosts retreated in fright, some of them stuffing their heads into the crematorium.

The ghosts with a bad attitude were also frightened, and quickly showed a flattering smile, and bent down again and again to apologize: "Little sister...... Don't be angry, what's the matter with you. ”