Chapter 128: I specialize in tsundere
"You go to that Taoist priest, ask him to come and save me, and tell him that I, Xiong Batian, admit defeat. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
There was a hint of helplessness in the panda's tone, and he seemed extremely reluctant to turn to the Taoist priest for help.
Ye Shu was surprised, it seemed that the Taoist priest was the one who had chased and killed the giant panda for three years.
"Okay, I'll find him, but what's his name?"
Ye Shu opened his mouth to ask, Xiong Batian was stunned: "Yes, what's his name?" ”
Xiong Batian actually fell into deep thought, and Ye Shu snorted: "If you don't even know the name, then how can I find it." ”
Xiong Batian was silent, and continued to think for a full three minutes before he said: "It seems to be called a real person in Zishan, he is from the Taoist Temple of Zishan in Pingxi, you go to Zishan to find out, he was stupid by me, I don't know if he has recovered now." ”
"Pingxi? Which city and that county? ”
Ye Shu asked carefully, Pingxi is a large province with many prefectures and counties, and it is difficult to find no specific location.
Xiong Batian fell into deep thought again, and after a while, he shook his head and said: "How do I know, he suddenly jumped out to chase and kill me, you just remember Purple Mountain, look for it slowly." ”
That's the only way, Ye Shu nodded in understanding. Xiong Batian had nothing to say again, and said with a prickly ear: "Someone is coming, you go back quickly and plug the hole." ”
Ye Shu hurriedly climbed the hole and drilled back, then picked up the gravel and put it at the entrance of the cave to make a cover.
"Master Xiong, someone should come to save me, I will find the real person of Zishan as soon as possible."
Ye Shu said softly, Xiong Batian hummed indifferently, and didn't seem to be in a hurry.
At this time, a shout came from outside: "Tang Sanzang, get out of here." ”
The voice was the one of the sharp-eared monkey-cheeked guard. Ye Shu patted the dust on his clothes and ran out of the hole.
A bright light shone in, and it was noon the next day, and it seemed that he had been unconscious all night.
Ye Shu squinted his eyes to block the sun, and the monkey prison guard said angrily: "Someone is coming to visit the prison, hurry up!" ”
The monkey's attitude was very unfriendly, after all, Ye Shu rejected his dirty deal. Ye Shu shrugged his shoulders and ran to the thatched hut, and the monkey followed him and shouted: "You kid is quite energetic, I'll leave you sooner or later, see if you can run or not." ”
Brother, you're talking a lot.
Ye Shu stopped, then turned around, raised his hand and grabbed the monkey's collar, and just raised it.
"You can't just ask someone else to do it. Basis? It's not that I think you're ugly, but I don't like men. ”
He scolded and threw the monkey hard, directly throwing it nearly ten meters away.
The monkey was directly stunned, rolled on the ground a few times before getting up and said, "You...... Why are you so strong? It was just a weak chicken last night. ”
"I listened to Mahayana Buddhism, and my heart realized that I couldn't fly up overnight?"
Ye Shu clapped his hands, raised his feet and left. He didn't really use much force just now, and if he used all his strength, this monkey would probably have to hang up the tree.
After a while, the thatched hut was close in front of him, and Ye Shu immediately saw a tall and slender woman standing in front of the door and looking. She has her hair tied up, she wears a fashionable autumn coat, and she wears a pair of boots.
Ye Shu was overjoyed, Wu Meow really came, he really deserved to be an old friend.
He ran over with a smile and shouted, "Hey, Meow, I knew you were going to come to my rescue." ”
He was still shirtless, with only a few pieces of black cloth hanging from him, and he looked like a wild man.
Wu Meow was startled, and then laughed out loud without a ladylike demeanor: "You damn bastard, you really deserve it, hahaha, it's not in vain that I ran away, and finally saw your decay." ”
Wu Meow gloated, Ye Shu was secretly depressed, leaned over and said: "Get me out, I have sold my life for the country, I have carried a gun for the alliance, I am not convinced!" ”
"Fuck off, I'm not here to save you, I'm just here to laugh at you."
Wu Meow laughed, Ye Shu had a headache, and folded his hands and said, "Good sister, for the sake of our old friends for many years, don't play with me." ”
"Hmph, who's friends with you? Now you know to beg me? Why didn't you ask for it before? Always tease me, you deserve it! ”
Wu Meow was really refreshed, and the stuffiness in her heart was swept away when she saw Ye Shu's bird-like appearance, not to mention how comfortable it was.
Ye Shu was speechless, this little kitten is a tsundere cat, even if she is willing to save herself, she will definitely not show it, she has to take the initiative to give her steps.
"That, I used to be wrong, but you are such a beautiful girl but always being teased by me, I really deserve to die. In this way, you can ask for it, and I will do what I can do. ”
Ye Shu was so sincere that he had to bow his head under the eaves. Wu Meow's bright eyes turned and looked at the monsters digging coal in the distance, and a strange shame appeared on his face.
She looked at Ye Shu stunned like this, and wondered, "What are you doing?" Seeing the body hair of the youkai. Loved? ”
"You just sent it. Love, give me death! ”
Wu Meow was not ashamed, and said viciously: "I can save you, but you have to go and pee in front of them, hurry up." ”
it?
Ye Shu vomited blood, this cat is too vindictive, right? I'm still thinking about peeing and making a fool of myself.
"Sister, isn't that right? I've been ugly once before, and I peed on the street, and we've long since tied it, and now you're letting me make a fool of myself, it's too much. ”
"Bah, you must have lied to me, even if you didn't lie to me, it's not fair, because I peed twice in front of you, and the second time you brought so many friends over, I'm so angry, you have to pee again."
Wu Meow is very resolute, Ye Shu can't cry or laugh, this cat simply doesn't play cards according to common sense, what a brain circuit.
It's impossible to pee in front of youkai, it's impossible in this life.
Ye Shu thought in his mind, his face became serious, and then he looked at Wu Meow gently: "The second time you made a fool of me, my friend didn't know, only I know." I can make a fool of myself, but I can only make a fool of myself in front of you, if you want to see me pee, next time we make an appointment, I'll let you see it. ”
This was a bit weird, Wu Meow was stunned, and her face couldn't help but turn red: "What nonsense are you talking about?" Who wants to look at you that, it's really stinky and shameless! ”
"If you don't look at it, we want to be fair anyway, I only want to make a fool of myself in front of you, it's a secret between the two of us."
Ye Shu smiled softly, Wu Meow's face was hot, and he turned around angrily: "Okay, you remember for me, you owe me once...... Pee! ”
The tsundere cat compromised, Ye Shu laughed in his heart, hey, this handsome is more than a monopoly on tsundere, see how proud you can be.
"Okay, okay, I won't forget, you can take me away."
Ye Shu rubbed his hands and said, he couldn't wait. Wu Meow snorted lightly: "I have already told Bai Aya, you go to her to go through the formalities, she is in the house." ”
Wu Meow pointed to the room behind, Ye Shu couldn't help but sob, Bai Aya was waiting for herself in the house? Is it really just a formality? How do I feel a little panicked?
(To be continued.) )