Chen Ergou, also known as Ergouzi, is similar in age to Xiao Long, looks like a dog, and is much more handsome than Xiao Long, but in fact, he is completely stupid, and he has carried it in this life.

When I was five years old, my friends went ice skating together, including Xiao Long and Ergouzi, and after playing for a long time, everyone's butts were almost wet, and they were afraid of being scolded by the adults at home, so they did a lot of work, pouted and roasted their high butts.

If that's the case, there's nothing to say, after all, the thick cotton jacket and cotton pants have been dried, but these two dogs are not willing to be lonely, pick up a remnant of firewood Mars with the thickness of an arm, and pee down as soon as they soak their pee.

Outcome......

The end is naturally very miserable!

Fire and water are mutually restrictive, and water wants to extinguish fire, uh...... It's the urine that wants to extinguish the fire, can people not resist the fire, but the result is "poof", a wave of heat hits, the two dogs are completely miserable, that pig-like scream!

Heartbreaking, ghosts crying wolves, rolling chickens, and pain.

If this profound pain of exterminating humanity can teach these two dogs a lesson, there is nothing to say, but the problem is no!

It didn't take long for the goods to dig up the bird's eggs in the tree and eat them, and when they dug up the birds' eggs, they dug up the birds' eggs, but unfortunately the eggs were not dug up, but a snake was dug up.

Normally, if you encounter such a situation, others will definitely flee quickly, at least Xiao Long thinks so, but the second dog is reckless, he actually made a lightning shot, instantly held down the snake's head, and immediately went down the tree.

Good job, our two dogs are worthy of being the leading baby in the village, good one, and easily restrained a red snake, but before the friends used their adoring eyes to respect the two dogs for a long time, I saw that the two dogs who were spoiled by people didn't know which way they were immortals.

In the stunned eyes of all the little friends, this thing made a move that made everyone jaw-dropping, he ...... He quickly pulled out the tooth of the red snake.

That's not the point.

The point is that after he picked the snake's teeth, he quickly untied his crotch, revealing his small hand, which had been tortured not long ago, and immediately peed into the snake's mouth like a faucet that opened the gate.

It's just that the red snake that was insulted by him is completely out of action at the moment, you don't count pulling it off the tree, don't count if you pull its teeth out, and now you actually feed it pee, don't you know that the lethality of the child's urine is invincible?

Do you want the little snake to be destroyed at this time?

So, under the desperate resistance of the red snake, he suddenly broke free from the palm of the second dog, and instantly grabbed the little handle of the second dog.

The funny thing is that Ergouzi, after the initial panic, did not feel much pain, on the contrary, there was a kind of numb comfort, so this thing was not in a hurry to get down the flower red snake holding his little handful, but twisted his body, swayed, and showed off: "How is it, Brother Ergou is amazing, right?" ”

It's just that before he could say a few words, he immediately shook off the snake in his hand, and rolled on the spot again with the handle, in pain.

Compared with the last time, this time it was even worse, and soon his little handful was black and green, and the most important thing was that his thing was filtered by the red snake, and it swelled up rapidly, and it didn't take long for him to have the thickness of a rolling pin, which was comparable to that of a donkey.

The friends next to me were frightened and devastated.

To tell the truth, these two dogs are really not a thing, they simply don't have long brains, and they didn't stop after being boiled and poisoned by him, and they even tinkered with their own little tricks in front of the little girl.

This drumming, gay men understand, uninformed female classmates should not know, the main thing is to turn the handle, but it didn't take long for the second dog's little boy to have a stroke, and began to bleed pus and urine blood, so it's not mad.

And many times after that, basically when I was a child, the second dog took his own little trick to talk about things, to be exact, to show off.

That's right, it's to show off, this guy somehow, it seems that he has a monstrous hatred with his own little hand, and he ravages and ravages when he has nothing to do.

So much so that he looked for an old miracle doctor who saw venereal diseases, but the old miracle doctor looked at it for a long time with big glasses, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Little guy, you seem to have been through hardships for a long time, you look crooked, scars are all over the place, the old man has read countless times, and he has never seen such a strange one?" ”

As a result, the second dog was not happy when he heard it, and said angrily: "Divine doctor, divine doctor, others say that you are a divine doctor, so I can see it, you are a god fart, a god doctor!" ”

When the old doctor heard this, he almost didn't catch his breath, and passed out directly.

If it was just like this, Xiao Long didn't hate Ergouzi very much at this moment, after all, their deserted village was a famous fool's village in ten miles and eight towns.

Fool village, it's not strange to do anything stupid, those fools in the village do more ridiculous things than the second dog, such as taking urine and noodles, such as mixing in the sunflowers to dry into a bubble of human, etc., and so on, and so on, and so on.

However, in fact, Ergouzi is not stupid, if he kills, his sister-in-law will not take him to the deserted village to work with him.

However, this dog-day's second dog, when he was a child, had a special habit for handles, or a "soft spot", which has never changed.

When I was a child, I ravaged my own little tricks ruthlessly, and now I am in my twenties, so I didn't change my original intention and played with other people's tricks.

This game is a big deal.

What's going on?

It turned out that the sister-in-law took a group of people to work in a tunnel in Sichuan Province, and the two dogs were among them, and they learned electric welding with the sister-in-law, and were responsible for the processing and welding of the arch in the mine.

Welding, just welding, after all, the little brother-in-law brought out these stunned young people who almost didn't know a single word, and let them see the outside world, which was already a great gift.

This is by no means an exaggeration, after all, many people in the village have lived in the mountains of the deserted village all their lives, and they don't yearn for the outside world, or they are not curious, it is pure nonsense, at least the radio that Xiao Long brought back was really shocked, and he envied the many stupid men in the village.

That is the second dog is vigorously to Xiao Long to explore the outside world, because the soil desert village is completely hidden in the big barren mountain where birds don't, so the second dog son let alone see the outside world, even other villages seventy or eighty miles away, he has almost never seen it.

To put it bluntly, apart from the people of the Dirt Desert Village, he had no idea that there were other people outside.

Besides, after following the sister-in-law out to work, the sister-in-law did not deduct them from their wages, on the contrary, he took a lot of care for them, eating, drinking, and picking up as much as possible, and even occasionally took them out to play or something.

Therefore, for the little sister-in-law to bring them out to work, they are really the blessings of their ancestors who have been cultivating for eight lifetimes, and gratitude is not enough to describe their inner gratitude.

At first, these two dogs also had such thoughts, and they worked extra hard, and it didn't take long for this honest and honest villager to get unanimous praise from the bosses.

Ergouzi also quickly mastered the skills of electric welding, and even after a long period of tempering, the welding skills are no longer under the sister-in-law.

However, these two dogs are special, not only can they not be praised, but they need to beat him from time to time, otherwise something will happen.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Ergouzi to start showing off his welding skills, but the object of his show this time was a child, uh, to be exact, a child's little trick.

The Panzhihua area of Sichuan is really hot, and it is even more so in summer, and they can't wait to get into the sewer to enjoy the coolness.

In fact, in this generation area, there is another place that is hotter, that is, Kehe Village, which is close to Wudongde, Yunnan Province, and belongs to Liangshan Prefecture, and the most obvious feature is that tropical plants such as mangoes, pomegranates, and bananas can be grown here.

And there is also a famous river in history located here, that is, the Jinsha River.

The Red Army is not afraid of difficult expeditions, and thousands of rivers and mountains are just waiting for leisure.

The five ridges are soaring and the waves are thin, and the Wumeng is majestic and walks the mud pills.

The golden sand water beats the clouds and cliffs warm, and the Dadu Bridge is cold.

I like the snow of Minshan Mountain for thousands of miles, and the three armies are happy after the end.

Mao-Ze-Dong's "Seven Laws? The Jinsha River is located in the upper reaches of the Yangtze River, running through deep mountains and valleys, with a wide river surface and large water waves.

Now it is necessary to build a hydropower station in the lower reaches of the Jinsha River in this deep mountain valley, and the construction site where Xiao Long's brother-in-law is located is to build a secondary road for the hydropower station, and the large equipment of the water supply power station will pass through.

The so-called road construction is naturally to open the road in the mountains and build bridges in the ditches.

Xiao Long's sister-in-law built a tunnel for this secondary highway, that is, the hole in the vernacular, of course, this big hole is naturally a big hole in the mountains, and it has nothing to do with women.

Grass, mom's fart, after a long time, I found that I was off topic.

That...... Well, let's get down to business, isn't the construction site where the two dogs are hot, but the children are naturally bare one-silk-no-hanging, in fact, the two dogs are eager to take themselves off, but the construction site does not allow it!

So the second dog is cooking......

Bah...... Phew, it was welding, and I found that the child of the cooking aunt ran over naked, so the second dog at this moment instantly twitched his brain, and without thinking about it, he put the welding rod clamped by the welding handle towards the I-beam next to him.

Yes!

Just a little bit, something big happened.

How high is the temperature of the fire arc caused by electric welding, which can melt steel in an instant, not to mention the flesh and skin, not to mention the most brittle meat in the human body, or the small handle of children.

Although it was a small handful of children who had not been touched by the arc, it instantly burned the children to screams, and the little handfuls of other children's children were cooked in an instant, and the blisters were bubbling up, and even the burnt egg skin on the eggs fell off.

Something big is going on here.

Something completely wrong.

As I said before, Ergouzi is not stupid, after realizing that he was in trouble, he instantly fled towards the dense jungle in the mountains, and it seemed that as soon as he escaped into the jungle, he was safe.

In fact, he is indeed safe for the time being, but as the person in charge of the second dog, Xiao Long's brother-in-law is miserable, uh...... It's not miserable, it's really crippled!