"But what?" Lin Gengxin asked. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Well, though, we have to be prepared with both hands." Tu Hao said: "Didn't our chief designer say it well, grasp it with both hands, and both hands should be hard?"

In addition to the first-hand preparation I mentioned, we have another preparation that we can't let go. ”

"Another hand?" Lin Gengxin felt that he had not been frowning for as long as he had been today.

"yes, the other hand." Tu Hao replied: "I'll give you an analogy." Like you, if you steal something. ”

"How could I steal?" Lin Gengxin glared at Tu Hao, a little dissatisfied.

Tu Hao glanced at Lin Gengxin, "I'm not making an analogy, do you know if I'm making a metaphor?" ”

"But you have to find something reasonable to use the analogy. I haven't stolen anything since I was a kid. ”

Looking at Lin Gengxin, Tu Hao was a little helpless. This Lin Gengxin is good anywhere, but he occasionally drills the tip of the horns, but he still can't drill it out.

So, Tu Hao had no choice but to say: "Then I'll change the analogy." Let's say someone stole something. ”

"Can we change the analogy?"

Listening to Lin Gengxin's words, Tu Hao wanted to slap him. Why do you think you're so dead-eyed?

Tu Hao glared at Lin Gengxin impatiently, "Don't speak." ”

Lin Gengxin listened to Tu Hao's words, immediately covered his mouth, flashed his body back, and said, "Woo woo." ”

"What are you whining about?" Tu Hao is so depressed!

"You told me not to talk, do you want me to kiss you?"

"What?" Tu Hao's eyes widened. "What do you say?"

Lin Gengxin took another step back, then looked at Tu Hao vigilantly and said, "I said that I won't kiss you, I don't do it." ”

Tu Hao approached Lin Gengxin. Under his vigilant eyes, a blow came to his head, "you big-headed ghost, you have a brain disease, right?" ”

"Uh, didn't you let me kiss you?" Lin Gengxin asked with a glare.

"When did I let you kiss me? Are you having auditory hallucinations? Lao Tzu is male and loves women. Tu Hao roared hoarsely.

Lin Gengxin let out a sigh and patted his chest. "It's good if you don't do it."

"What do you mean if I don't do it?" Tu Hao frowned and said, "I seem to have done it before, and you won't make it clear today." You framed me like this, I tell you Xiaolinzi, Lao Tzu is not finished with you. ”

Looking at Tu Hao, who was talking fiercely, Lin Gengxin glared a little innocently and said, "You didn't say it just now." 'Don't talk'. Shouldn't the next sentence be 'kiss me'? ”

Oh! Tu Hao is so depressed!

Nima. Internet language kills people! Damn, don't let me know who invented this bastard sentence, or I promise not to kill you!

Tu Hao was speechless and glared at Lin Gengxin's dead eyes, glanced at him, and then said, "From now on, you shut up for me and listen to me." May I? ”

Lin Gengxin nodded. The heart said, as long as you don't let me kiss you, anything will do.

"Where did I just go?" Tu Hao frowned. Glaring, he glanced at Lin Gengxin. Then he said, "By the way, speaking of metaphors." Let's put it this way, someone who stole something must not want people to know, right? ”

"Right?"

"Aren't you going to say something?"

Lin Gengxin glared at Tu Hao with innocent eyes again, "Didn't you let me speak?" ”

Tu Hao was speechless again, alas, what is called a pig teammate, Lin Gengxin's product is an obvious example! How did I get such a pig teammate?

However, depressed is depressed, Tu Hao wasted the power of nine cows and two tigers, and finally explained it to Lin Gengxin.

In other words, the Ling family is like a person who has stolen something, and when he is tracked down, he will definitely want to cover it up. And then let's take advantage of their scramble and profit from it, right? ”

Seeing that Lin Geng's heart had six of his seven tricks, and the last trick was finally passed, Tu Hao was very happy, and once again a burst of chestnuts came up on his head, and said: "You can teach!" ”

"I got it right, why are you still beating me?" Lin Gengxin rubbed his head, looked at Tu Hao and asked.

"I'd love to!" Tu Hao said: "If you don't accept it, you will also beat me." ”

Lin Gengxin was a little eager to try it when he heard this, but seeing Tu Hao's eyes getting more and more aggressive, he remembered that when he first met Tu Hao, he was ruthlessly repaired by Tu Hao, and finally didn't dare to start.

……

"Oh, Sister Punchline, have you arrived in Stone City? Why don't you say it in advance? Then I'll pick you up at the station! ......" Take this phone, Lin Yun'er said very excitedly and happily.

That's right, the punchline on Lin Yun'er's phone is the punchline of Dong Miaoyu from the Military Intelligence Bureau. She and Lin Yuna studied at the same university, and Dong Miaoyu is Lin Yuna's senior sister.

The reason why Lin Yuner knew Dong Miaoyu was because when she first entered the school, Dong Miaoyu handled the admission procedures for her, and later when she was a sophomore, Dong Miaoyu, who was about to graduate, gave them a group of juniors and sisters as an assistant tutor for a while.

The two developed a good friendship as a result.

Moreover, Dong Miaoyu once saved a beautiful woman and saved Lin Yun'er once, so until now, when Lin Yun'er heard Dong Miaoyu's voice, she still had a bit of dependence when she spoke.

Listening to Lin Yun'er's endless conversation as soon as she opened the conversation, Dong Miaoyu pretended to be serious and said: "I said Xiao Yun'er, don't you want me to go to you?" Why do you say so much, just don't mention where you live? Or are you hiding a man and it's inconvenient for me to go? ”

Yes!

Hearing Dong Miaoyu's words, Lin Yun'er suddenly changed from excitement to surprise, and couldn't help but scream.

What can I do? Brother Hao lives here by himself, although he doesn't live together, but will Sister Punchline believe it?

Oops, shame on you.

Lin Yun'er's face, because of Dong Miaoyu's words, turned red to the base of her neck.

Seeing that Lin Yun'er didn't speak, Dong Miaoyu smiled and said, "You won't be right by me, right?" If you really hide the man, then my sister won't bother you. ”

"Not really! Ah, no. Lin Yun'er was in a hurry, and she didn't know what to say.

"Is there or not?"

Listening to Dong Miaoyu's playful voice, Lin Yun'er knew that she had almost guessed, so she simply became generous.

This girl is such an adult, and there is no shame in finding a man.

Secretly cheering herself up, Lin Yun'er opened her mouth and said, "Sister Yuyu, I really have a man living here." ”

"Hah, I guessed it, right?"

"Alas, Sister Punchline! I have feelings for this man, but we haven't gotten to that point yet, and he has something to do with Shicheng this time. So they stayed with me for the time being, and we didn't live together. ”

Listening to Lin Yun'er's words, Dong Miaoyu first secretly annoyed Tu Hao, a bastard.

You have so many lovers and so many things, why are you still provoking my lovely Yun'a? It's really unbearable for uncles, but it's unbearable for aunts and grandmothers.

Hmph, my aunt must let you see how good I am.

Although he was annoyed by Tu Hao and angry in his heart, Dong Miaoyu still said to Lin Yun'er with a pleasant face: "Okay, then sister will believe you for a while." Okay, let's not mess with you, report your coordinates quickly, I'll just check for you in the past. ”

"What's the matter?" Lin Yun'er asked pretending not to know.

"Little Nizi, let's find a spanking in the ass, I'm pretending to be confused with my sister! Hurry up and tell me where you live, mention spanking your little ass, my sister and my hands are a little itchy. ”

"Sister Punchline!"

Listening to Lin Yun'er's coquettish voice on the phone, Dong Miaoyu smiled heartily. (To be continued.) )

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