Chapter 8: The Child on the Back (4)
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The rhythm is so heavy that it can break the heart, Fan Zixi swayed his body slightly with the rhythm, and while walking inside, he took out the phone and called Han Nuo.
"Where?" Fan Zixi spoke in a very loud voice, otherwise he wouldn't have heard what he said.
"Inside! Go inside! Han Nuo's voice was also very loud.
"Fuck, I'm at the top!" Fanzixi shouted.
Han Nuo saw Fan Zixi, walked over and patted him, "This way!" ”
Fan Zixi turned around and saw Han Nuo, followed him to the table next to him and sat down.
Bai Jingchu's shoulders moved back and forth with the strong music, and when he saw Fan Zixi coming, Bai Jingchu shouted loudly, "It's coming!" ”
Fan Zixi spread out his hands and made a gesture to say, 'Yes'.
Bai Jingchu shouted again, "You pay!" ”
Fanzixi cursed a swear word, and then asked, "Where's my rice?" ”
Han Nuo moved the plastic bag on the table to Fan Zixi, and patted the lunch box inside through the bag.
Fan Zixi starved to death, opened the plastic bag, and opened the lid of the disposable lunch box inside.
"Egg fried rice?!" The face that was very handsome just now suddenly stepped onto the ground, "I said I wanted meat?" ”
"Aren't eggs meat?" Han Nuo smirked.
"At the very least, you need to have a meat rice bowl in the pot, right?" Fan Zixi picked up the disposable spoon next to him, scooped a spoonful in disgust, and put it in his mouth.
"I ordered a braised dish with you, and it was delivered immediately~" Han Nuo said, and the waiter next to him walked over with a palm-sized plate and put it on the table.
"Braised pig's trotters?" The music was replaced by a soft slow-shake song, and Fanzixi's voice stood out.
The waiter smiled and said, "Yes, we have a new product here." ”
The waiter left, and Han Nuo said, "I see that they have a new product, don't you want to eat braised lotus root and braised duck neck, try this, braised pig's trotters." ”
"Is this a bar? Forget about the fruit plate with duck neck, and now there is a new braised pig's trotters? Fan Zixi couldn't understand, looking at the pig's trotters and didn't know where to start.
"It's so fun~" Bai Jingchu picked up the disposable gloves next to him and put them on, grabbed the pig's trotters and handed them to Fan Zixi's mouth, "Open your mouth~"
Fan Zixi took Bai Jingchu's hand and bit the pig's trotters.
A woman ran next to her, looking around as if she was looking for someone, and as soon as she turned around, her buttocks arched on Bai Jingchu's back.
As soon as Bai Jingchu mixed it, as soon as his hand slipped, the pig's trotters flew out and fell on Fan Zixi's body.
"Ahh Fan Zixi quickly stood up, and the pig's trotters rolled down his jeans to the ground.
Han Nuo couldn't breathe with a smile, and Bai Jingchu hurriedly went to shoot Fan Zixi's soiled hem and jeans crotch, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" ”
"Gloves! Oh~! Fan Zixi took a big step back, "Bai Jingchu, this is my newly bought jeans!" LEE Limited Edition! ”
"Aren't I in a hurry to shoot clean with you~ Hahahaha! Think I'm in a good mood, right~" Bai Jingchu took off the oil gloves and smiled as he looked at the oil handprints on Fanzixi's crotch.
"Nima is really planted at home today~" Fan Zixi didn't want to eat it, lowered his head and shook his head at the oily handprints on his crotch, then raised his head very calmly, looked at Han Nuo and said seriously, "Is it so difficult to help me buy a back-pot meat rice bowl, it has to be like this?" You two are still laughing! ”
Han Nuo and Bai Jingchu laughed crookedly, Bai Jingchu laughed and gasped and said, "Today I invite today, I invite, hahahaha~"
"This is like a person's words~" Fan Zixi nodded and began to eat the unpalatable egg fried rice again.
The three of them have always been like this, never serious, and it has been twenty years since they were crazy.
Bai Jingchu has been depressed for the past few days, and the three of them finally got together to chat, and Bai Jingchu poured bitter water.
"Zixi, didn't I ask you to see my goddess today? Hey, you know, I finally got to my sister's hospital, and I heard that she has a boyfriend these days! I'm! Bai Jingchu took the beer bottle and took a big sip into his mouth.
"Is that the doctor you have had a crush on for 6 years?" Han Nuo asked.
"Our family Jingchu is the most single-minded~" Fan Zixi touched Bai Jingchu's head like an elder, "Since entering the school as a freshman, I saw his goddess sister, as the best graduate of the college, talking to all the freshmen on the rostrum, 'Everyone have to come on~'," Fan Zixi learned the female voice to imitate the appearance of the senior sister and said that sentence, "Then we Jingchu were immediately fanned~ It has been more than six years now, and the heart of loving the senior sister has not changed~"
"Didn't your senior sister go to the branch for further study when you entered the school?" Han Nuo likes to analyze and then pick questions from other people's statements.
"Yes, so I put my love for her in my heart~ I am inspired to go to the branch to find my senior sister in the graduate school!" Bai Jingchu straightened his back.
"You only take the graduate school entrance examination after four years of college, and your senior sister only studies for two years? Have you been able to meet your senior sister in the past exam? Han Nuo didn't think it was right when he calculated it.
"That's right! That's why I'm so angry! Bai Jingchu exploded, "At that time, I was very simple, thinking that I would be able to meet my senior sister for the graduate school entrance examination, but when I was admitted to the branch school for the first year of graduate school, I learned that my senior sister graduated 800 years ago and went to the hospital for an internship!" ”
"Hahahaha~ You're not innocent, you're stupid~ Are you stupid, do you know ~" Han Nuo died of laughter.
"Okay, okay, I'm stupid~ Anyway, I'm in the hospital now, although our departments are different, but I've met a few times." Bai Jingchu showed a smug look on his face.
Fan Zixi took the wine bottle and touched Han Nuo's, and said casually, "Yes, I met a few times, and then I found out that my senior sister has a boyfriend~"
"yes!! Woo woo woo ... Bai Jingchu pretended to cry, and fell on the table and pretended to be dead.
"Then did you ask your senior sister if the man was her boyfriend?" Han Nuo felt that this was the key.
"Poof," Fan Zixi laughed, "why do you ask?" His senior sister doesn't know him~hahahaha~"
"What? For a long time, your senior sister doesn't even know who you are? Han Nuo was about to burst into laughter, "Hey, Bai Jingchu, you have a crush on someone for 6 years and haven't spoken to anyone?" You're so obscene~"
"Is there a mistake, Han Nuo, you say I'm obscene? No matter how I look at it, it's all innocence, okay? Bai Jingchu glared at Han Nuo.
"Okay, okay, you're innocent, you're the most innocent~" Han Nuo drank wine and smiled.
"You haven't seen my senior sister before, let you take a look next time, maybe you will fall in love with her too~" Bai Jingchu raised his chin and said confidently.
"That's your sweetheart, how can I rob you~" Han Nuo raised his eyebrows, "Isn't it, Zixi~"
"Yes, yes~" Fan Zixi nodded perfunctorily, he was not interested in the goddess in Bai Jingchu's mouth at all.
Whenever this time, Fan Zixi will silently think in his heart that he once had a beloved wife, Xiao En. I don't remember if it was seven hundred years ago or eight hundred years ago, anyway, after many lifetimes, he has never met Xiao En's reincarnation. Maybe it's because the age is wrong, maybe it's because Xiao En has been reincarnated and changed species, maybe Xiao En is in a country he doesn't know, the world is so big, and the chance of encountering it is very small.
The three of them only drank a dozen beers, in fact, it was just to relax. Although everyone is still very sober, they can't drive home like this, Fan Zixi called two substitute drivers, and the three of them went to the bar to stand outside the bar and blow the cool breeze.
"Tomorrow for the Lantern Festival, do you want to go to my house to eat rice balls?" Bai Jingchu said.
"Tomorrow fifteen? Then I have to go home after work, or my mom will nag me to death again. Han Nuo couldn't help but shudder when he thought of his mother's nagging.
"What about Zixi? You don't want to spend Lantern Festival with your weird parents, do you? Bai Jingchu felt very weird when he thought of Fan Zixi's facial paralysis parents.
Tomorrow is the fifteenth day, which is a good day for excess.
"I have something to do tomorrow, so I won't play with you~" Fan Zixi thought, Xiaohu is still waiting for him at home, help Xiaohu fulfill his wish tomorrow, and send him directly to the City of Atonement at night.
"Ah, won't we spend the fifteenth together tomorrow?" Bai Jingchu pursed his lips and said dissatisfiedly, "If it doesn't work tomorrow, let's do it today~ Han Nuo, let's sleep at Zixi's house today~ Isn't there a small supermarket next to here, I'll go buy bags of rice balls, and we'll cook supper at night~"
"Is it dirt or not? What about rice balls? Han Nuo took out a cigarette, lit one and smoked it.
"Hey, hey, have you ever asked the landlord? Am I still standing here? Do I agree that you will sleep in my house today? Fan Zixi stood crookedly with his hands in his pockets.
"No, you don't have the right to veto, I have to go to your house today~It's fifteen a year~" Bai Jingchu shouted.
"Last week, you said that there was only one Valentine's Day on February 14 a year, and it turned out that you also slept at my house~" Fan Zixi didn't mind them going to his own house, but today Xiaohu was at home, and he felt inconvenient.
"Yes, it's supposed to be a Valentine's Day a year, and I'm not wrong~" Bai Jingchu grabbed Han Nuo's arm, "Leave him alone, anyway, we are settled today~"
"Hmm, hmm~" Han Nuo nodded along with him.
"Let's go, hurry up, I'll go buy dumplings!" Bai Jingchu said and took Han Nuo to the small supermarket next door to buy rice balls.
Single dogs are like this, they don't have girlfriends, they can only play with buddies.
Bai Jingchu and Han Nuo finished buying rice balls, and just got out of the small supermarket to drive on their behalf, and the three of them got into the car, but Bai Jingchu was still sitting in Han Nuo's car.
Ten minutes later, both cars were parked in the underground garage of the HOLY building.
The three of them came to Fan Zixi's house together, and Fan Zixi opened the door.
The lights were on, the TV was on, and the sound was quite loud.
"Uncle of the Three Realms, you're back!" Xiaohu ran to the door to greet Fan Zixi.
Fan Zixi said in a heartfelt voice, "Xiaohu, this is my uncle's good friend, you go into my room, don't come out." ”
Bai Jingchu watched the cartoon on the TV, "Zixi, didn't you turn off the lights and the TV when you went out?" Do you still watch cartoons? I was amazed! ”
"Ah yes, the cartoon is very good~" Fan Zixi said and picked up the remote control and pressed the exit button.
"Ahh Isn't this episode over yet? Uncle of the Three Realms!! Little Tiger screamed.
Fan Zixi looked at Xiaohu, pursed his lips, and said in his heart, "Let me in." ”
Xiaohu's mouth pouted, "Hmph, Uncle of the Three Realms is not good at all!" After saying that, Xiaohu ran into the room of the Three Realms and closed the door angrily.
Bang, there was a loud bang when the door shut.
"Uh, what's going on?" Bai Jingchu was startled by the sudden sound of the door closing.
"It's windy, I'll take a look." Fan Zixi said a perfunctory word, walked to the door of the room, pushed the door and entered.
"Humph!" Xiaohu sat on the bed with his knees crossed and looked at him.
"If you don't behave, I'll put you in your purse and lock you up." Fan Zixi pulled the pocket of his clothes with his hand, and Xiaohu suddenly shrank his shoulders when he saw it.
A child is a child, and if you are scared, you will be scared, Fan Zixi smiled and said, "Sleep obediently for a while, and take you to the playground tomorrow~"
"Okay!" Xiaohu happily lay down his body.
Fan Zixi walked to the living room, "The window in my room is not closed~"
"Uh-huh."
Bai Jingchu answered, tilted his legs onto the coffee table, and Han Nuo was also crooked on the sofa, pressing the TV remote control.