Chapter 11: Male Girlfriends
Hearing the words of the landlord's aunt, Tu Hao was stunned at first, and then his heart was overjoyed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Could it be said that the landlord and aunt should take the initiative to give them a hug?
At this moment, Tu Hao couldn't help but think more about the implied content of the landlord's aunt's words.
"What do you think? Why don't you hurry up and cook food? My lady is going to eat your specialty dish today. Jiang Keren didn't feel the ambiguity of his words at all, and looked at Tu Hao, who was stunned, and said.
The landlord's aunt said that Tu Hao's specialty dish is the scrambled eggs with tomatoes that Tu Hao often makes.
Most people's practice of scrambled eggs with tomatoes is to put sugar, but Tu Hao's method is different. Tu Hao's scrambled eggs with tomatoes are not sugared, and green chili peppers are also added. Of course, the average person is not used to eating this taste.
In the days when Ai Qian and Tu Hao were separated, one night, the landlady aunt came to Tu Hao and told Tu Hao that she was going out for a few days and asked him to take care of her daughter for a few days, that is, the lazy Kafei cat.
Coincidentally, Tu Hao was stir-frying in the kitchen, and what he made was this good dish of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Tu Hao politely kept the landlord and aunt and stayed to have a light meal together.
Unexpectedly, the landlord and aunt were not polite at all, and sat down and waited for the food with a big grin.
After eating the scrambled eggs with tomatoes made by Tu Hao that are different from others, the landlord's aunt gave a high evaluation. Then, occasionally, the landlord and aunt would come over to rub the rice, and every time she would order Tu Hao's specialty dish, scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
"Okay, Aunt Landlord, I'll do it, you please!"
When Tu Hao cooked the meal and put the specialty dish scrambled eggs with tomatoes and a plate of fried pork with beans on the table, Jiang Keren was sitting at the table and talking on the phone.
"I said it all, I'm not in Yanjing. Why are you still looking for me where I live? Why don't you believe it? ”
"Who told you to arrange it? Mother, no, it's not like I can't get married. ”
Hearing Jiang Keren's two words, Tu Hao figured out that the landlord and aunt came to his house, this was hiding from people, listening to the meaning of her words, this was hiding from a blind date.
It seems that his previous thoughts were self-inflicted.
"I'm really not in Yanjing, where am I?" The landlord suddenly looked up at Tu Hao and asked, "Hey, where am I?" ”
Tu Hao put the dishes and chopsticks on the dining table, shook them for a moment, and then said, "You are in my house!" ”
"Yes, Mom, I'm at his house." The landlord said into the phone.
"Who is she? She's a sister of mine. The kind that has a good relationship. ”
Sisters? Tu Hao's eyes straightened when he heard the words of the landlord's aunt. Damn, I heard you right! How did I become a sister? With his eyes widened, Tu Hao looked at Jiang Keren.
But Jiang Keren didn't look at him at all, but said again: "Isn't it okay for male sisters?" Aren't male girlfriends good? ”
Male sisters? Why don't you talk about shemales? Tu Hao felt that he couldn't bear it anymore. Men must have the dignity of a man, the so-called, a soldier can be killed, not humiliated.
And the landlord's aunt is simply naked, naked, naked insult to herself.
"I said, I'm a big man, not your male sister." Tu Hao's eyes widened, and he said with a righteous look.
"Are you sure you're a big man?" Jiang Keren looked at Tu Hao again and said.
"Of course it's sure!" Tu Hao looked like he was at home and replied.
Jiang Keren nodded at Tu Hao, and then said into the phone: "Mom, you're wrong, he's not my boyfriend, he's already my man, I'm at his house, and I have to sleep together at night." Maybe in a few days, you'll have more grandchildren! ”
After speaking, Jiang Keren hung up the phone. Then, slam the phone to the floor.
When Tu Hao bent down to pick up his mobile phone, Jiang Keren asked him again: "Ask you again, are you sure you are a big man?" ”
Tu Hao didn't answer, but picked up the mobile phone that was thrown to the ground by Jiang Keren, looked around, and it didn't break it.
Well, it is worthy of being a fighter in the mobile phone, and Nokia can be used as a brick, which is really resistant to falling.
Tu Hao put the mobile phone on the dining table, and then sat next to Jiang Keren, and then replied: "Aunt landlord, although I, Tu Hao, am not a decent gentleman, but I am definitely a real man, you doubt me like this, it is simply an insult to me, if you don't believe it, do you want to give it a try to see if I am a real man?" ”
"Okay, I hope that when my mother and my eldest brother find you, you can still be so manly and so tough. Maybe it will give you some benefits. Jiang Keren said.
"Really?" Tu Hao looked at Jiang Keren and asked.
"You can pass my mom and my eldest brother first." Jiang Keren snorted lightly, looked at him with a little contempt for Tu Hao, and said.
"Are your mom and big brother that scary?"
"You'll know when you see it. I may warn you, if you are not satisfied, my eldest brother will probably throw you into the sea to feed the fish. ”
"Your brother is the big brother of the underworld?" Tu Hao asked.
"Big brother in the underworld is a fart in front of my big brother. Come on, don't ask, I'll know when I see you. When the time comes, you really can't get through it, so you call me and admit that you are not a real man, and I will keep you safe. ”
"I'm never going to call you, I'll prove to you that I'm a real man!"
"Okay, I'll wait."
After Jiang Keren finished speaking, he picked up the dishes and chopsticks and began to eat. While eating, he exclaimed: "Well, good! It's still that taste. ”
After dinner, Tu Hao watched TV in the living room, and Jiang Keren went into the bathroom to take a bath. When Tu Hao wanted to wash, Jiang Keren stopped Tu Hao.
"Why?"
"The old lady's underwear was all washed and hung in the bathroom."
Tu Hao still wanted to argue, but looking at Jiang Keren's unkind eyes, he still endured it.
When it was time to go to bed, because Tu Hao and Ai Qian had already lived together at that time, only the master bedroom had a double bed, and the second bedroom was used as a study. Therefore, Jiang Keren occupied Tu Hao's master bedroom and let Tu Hao sleep on the sofa in the living room.
Tu Hao protested, but when he saw Jiang Keren's sharp eyes, he still obediently slept on the sofa.
Boom, boom!
Not long after Tu Hao lay down, he heard rolling thunder outside the window, and it was loud.
For a while, it was really lightning and thunder, and heavy rain was pouring.
This thunder is really powerful, could it be that as depicted in the online novel, someone or a demon is crossing the catastrophe?
Tu Hao thought wildly, got up and walked to the windowsill, closed the window in the living room, and just turned around and wanted to go back to the sofa to continue sleeping, when he saw Jiang Keren standing behind him.
"Ahh
Tu Hao was taken aback, then looked at Jiang Keren and said, "I said Aunt Landlord, you are standing behind me silently and suddenly, don't you know that people are scary, scared to death?" ”
"Can you sleep with me?"