"Babble~~ I didn't expect Teacher Shi to say that it was such a Teacher Shi."

"I think I should change to a male god."

"This is simply a realistic version of the ghost father~"

"Tut~~"

Under the contempt of all the students in the fourth class of the year, Shi Nan simply broke the jar and said to the students.

"This ...... This is the core principle of our family!

How...... What's wrong! No! ”

"Babble~~~" There were bursts of boos from the audience.

No matter how thick Shi Nan's skin is, he can't stand this kind of impact.

So he hurriedly explained to Xiaoxi and said.

"Remember! The first article of the family rules!

[Absolutely no one other than my father is allowed! ] Especially your tiger. Force uncle! 】

Family rules, temporary second article!

[If your uncle takes you to eat, remember Dad's words......

Eat him to death!! 】”

Although Xiaoxi is not very interested in the first house rule, the second one is very much to her appetite.

"Roger!" The little one grinned in response.

Then Shi Nan quickly hung up the phone.

Then Shi Nan used [I'm like this, do you have meaning?] This kind of look glanced at the students of the fourth class of the year.

Alas...... When I met this kind of teacher, it is unknown whether the students in the fourth class of the year will be lucky or unlucky.

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After coughing lightly twice, Shi Nan pretended that nothing had happened and continued to lecture.

But at this moment, a boy suddenly stood up and said.

"Teacher! Can you show us a picture of your daughter? ”

After hearing this, Shi Nan was slightly stunned for a while.

Although he had long wanted to show off his baby daughter to the students of Class 4 of the year, he didn't have a suitable reason to open it, so he endured it and didn't pretend to be with the students.

But now...... Here's your chance!

"Hee-hee...... Okay~" Shi Nan smiled stupidly.

But don't let this gang small. Son. The children looked at it in vain, so Shi Nan interspersed Xiaoxi's photos into the PPT.

When sorting out the pictures, he said very seriously.

"Don't scream when you see a photo of my Xiaoxi later! Don't scream! Don't scream at me! ”

"Hehe, Teacher Shi, you are too confident in your daughter."

"How do I feel you're screaming?"

"In this era of visual bombardment, who else will scream because of their appearance, and they are still a child's appearance......"

"Isn't it ...... Teacher Shi, your daughter won't be disabled......

Although some of the words were really unpleasant, Shi Nan knew that the students had no malicious intentions, so he was not angry.

So before opening the PPT, he confirmed it again.

"Don't scream!"

"Oops! Don't sell it! Hurry up and open it! ”

was seduced by Shi Nan like this, and the students of Class 4 of the year were really a little impatient, wanting to see what Xiaoxi looked like.

With the slow fluorescence of the projector, a peerless cute treasure slowly emerged on the white screen!

"Oh~...... Wow~~...... Yes!! ”

When Xiaoxi's photo appeared on the big screen completely and clearly, everyone in the fourth class jumped up from the stool!

"This ...... What is it!! ”

"It's so cute!!"

"I'm willing to die 10,000 times, just begging her to call me Oni-chan!!"

"Teacher, please! Let's bring her to school once!! ”

Looking at the crazy attitude of the students, Shi Nan calmly switched the PPT to the next page.

Then the atmosphere of the four classes a year suddenly dropped to freezing.

"Alas!! …… What a math problem! ”

"Oh, the second photo of my Xiaoxi is on page 20, if you want to see it, you should quickly finish the first 19 pages, hahaha." Shi Nan smiled very schemingly.

"Huh! ~~”

Although the students in Class 4 of the year were very reluctant, in order to see the second photo of Xiaoxi, they all began to study harder!

So Shi Nan completed a month's teaching progress in this class......

When the long-lost bell rang again, the students of the fourth class of the year, who were emaciated, shouted weakly.

"We can come back ......"

"The teacher puts down a chapter of PPT, and we want to see the 35th one."

Looking at their death-threatening appearance, Shi Nan was a little unbearable.

He persuaded him with kind words.

"You'd better save some strength and keep living."

After that, Shi Nan pushed the door and went out.

But at this moment, a person. Meat. The bullet, oh no, it's a bunch of hair, oh no no, no, to be precise, a schoolgirl whose hair reaches her knees and is only one meter four tall, Echizen Miyano rushes towards Shi Nan!

"Teacher Shi!" She hugged Shi Nan's thigh at once, and begged bitterly, "Can I be your son-in-law?" ”

Shi Nan looked at her with a smile and said.

"Yes."

Then he grabbed Miyano's back collar and went to the window, and continued.

"If you can be reincarnated as a childhood friend of Xiaoshio......"

Sure enough, this man is a ghost. Father.

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Shinan's home......

After sweeping all the snacks in Shicheng's backpack, Xiaoxi set his eyes on the big box that Shinan brought.

"Hey...... Uncle Wow~ What's delicious there? "Little one sucks. Pointing at his fingers, he asked stupidly.

It wasn't until he heard Xiaoxi ask this question that Shi Cheng remembered why he didn't dare to let Shi Nan go home.

[That's right!] If Xiaoxi didn't say it, I really forgot!

Didn't I just come here to see what the vampires were afraid of?

If I continue to grind like this, my eldest brother may come back.

When the time comes, let him see me experimenting on his daughter......

Hehe, he's going to kill me in seconds.

I'd better finish it while he hasn't come back yet! 】

Shicheng, who was too playful, took the initiative to open the box after laughing coldly twice.

"Come on! Xiaoxi, my uncle has brought you a lot of specialties!

Let's eat hard today! ”

"Oh!!" Xiaoxi was silly and happy.

So Shicheng took out a bottle......

Laba garlic.

After smelling this smell that made any vampire goosebumps, Xiaoxi rubbed back weakly, and then muttered a small mouth.

"Actually...... In fact...... Xiaoxi is a vampire, so ...... So ......"

"Oops~It's okay~~

Don't you still have half of the human genes, come, accompany your uncle to do an experiment, oh no, accompany your uncle to taste the taste of the Chinese New Year!

Come! Take a bite! Shi Cheng said in a standard Amway tone.

"But...... Dad said Xiaoxi can't eat this. ”

"That's because your dad is selfish!

Don't you know that your dad's favorite breakfast is egg fried rice with garlic! ”

Hearing Shi Cheng say this, Xiao Xi did recall Shi Nan's special hobby.

"Okay...... I just took a small bite...... "The little guy finally relented."

"Lick what! Eat it straight! After that, Shicheng forcibly stuffed a laba garlic into Xiaoxi's mouth!

But when Xiaoxi's tongue touched Laba garlic, Xiaoxi's eyes immediately lost all vitality!

Seeing Xiaoxi suddenly become like this, Shicheng was a little frightened.

[Mom~~ Looks like I've played it......

If Xiaoxi really can't resist the garlic and something happens, my eldest brother will definitely kill me!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What to do!! 】

"Xiaoxi, don't scare me." Shicheng immediately panicked!

He shook Xiaoxi and said tremblingly.

"Uncle just wants to tease you and see how many vampires you have, if something happens to you, your dad will really beat me to a pulp!

Don't let anything happen to you!! ”

“…… It's delicious......" Xiaoxi said weakly.

"Huh?"

"Uncle! Xiaoxi wants to try egg fried rice with garlic! Xiaoxi said with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Ah?!!h

Shicheng was completely shocked.

[Is it because Laba garlic is not too strong? Why don't I try another one? 】

So he took out the garlic three-piece suit!

Garlic! Sweet garlic! Laba garlic!

But...... There is no use for eggs, and Xiaoxi eats quite deliciously.

[Hey! I don't believe it yet! You little guy really don't have anything to fear?!

All right! I'll try my exorcism. 】

"Come on! Xiaoxi, you put these treasures on, and then tell your uncle how you feel. ”

"Can you eat these things?" Xiao Xi asked blankly as he sucked the remaining sugar and garlic juice on his fingers.

"I can't eat it, but ...... Hee-hee. A grim smile appeared on Shi Cheng's face.

"These good things can make Xiaoxi feel different~~"

Then Shicheng was introduced with relish, one by one.

"This is the [Copper Coin Sword] that I asked for from the old monk of Wutai Mountain.

This is the [cross] that I asked for from the old Taoist priest in Wudang Mountain

This is what I begged for in the church at the foot of Songshan Mountain.

These things are all light!

How do you feel? ”

Xiao Xi wore these exorcism treasures, ran to the mirror, and then pouted.

Ha ha!

Now it's ruined Shicheng!

"Great! Are you finally feeling sick? ”

"Hmm......" Xiaoxi replied in frustration.

"Yo Xi! Vampires are still afraid of these magic weapons! Hahaha......"

But before he could finish laughing, Xiaoxi said something.

"These things are ugly...... It made Xiaoxi feel uncomfortable......"

"Forehead ......"