The next day, Yuan Meng went to see Xia Nian. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As soon as the two met, the first thing they ushered in was the "Xia Nian-style" longing.

Xia Nian hugged Yuan Meng, "Little Yuan Yuan, I miss you, I miss you, roar ......and roar."

The four words of the infinite loop, every time he cycled, Yuan Meng felt that his back hurt once, and he was photographed.

Who was filmed, and made so much effort if it didn't hurt me to obey him.

But no matter what, Yuan Meng doesn't suffer a loss, right?

There is a towering tower in front of him that makes him rise into the clouds, and it is close to the warm fragrant nephrite, even if it hurts from the back, but it is a big bargain.

After a simple meeting ceremony, Xia Nian took Yuan Meng to meet the director.

The director's surname is Huang, and he is a middle-aged man who speaks little.

He just glanced at it lightly, "To make a cameo role?" Then without waiting for Yuan Meng to make any answer, he took him to the studio, in the words of the director, "audition first." ”

That's right, that's right, because you don't know if it's good or not.

You Yuan Meng are willing to come, whether the director is happy to use it or not is two different things.

After that, I tried two shots, and the lines were very short, "Ah, blue sky." Ah, white clouds. ”

This special fart-like line, Yuan Meng was extremely dissatisfied.

But what can be done, it's all here, just do it.

After a scene, Yuan Meng changed several postures, and the boring lines were read by him dozens of times.

The most hateful thing is the stinky director, "Remake, not focused enough." ”

No way, remake.

I have to say that this play is too tragic, and it doesn't bring such torture.

But fortunately, this scene is over.

In the studio, Yuan Meng was panting and wiping his sweat, he wondered if he didn't go out today and didn't watch the yellow calendar, it was really unlucky to meet such a harsh director.

In fact, this is not to blame the director for being harsh, but Yuan Meng's acting skills are too bad, even if he is the worst actor in the world, he plays better than him.

This guy is simply a guy who eats by his face.

If there is a pantomime that can be filmed, then he must be on fire, and it is a big fire.

"How's it going, are you still adapting?" At this time, Xia Nian walked in from outside, greeted him, and handed him a bottle of cold mineral water.

Adapt to his grandmother's big horse spoon, what kind of life is this.

is such a director, even if Kong Lao Er comes, he probably can't bear it.

Damn, don't do it, brother picks a child.

"Well, he shoots very well, generally as far as newcomers are concerned, he can try the lens so quickly, which shows that he has a high level of understanding and is very talented in this area." Just when Yuan Meng was about to propose to go home and not act, the director came over and said with a smile.

it!

Yuan Meng felt speechless.

Hey, hey, big brother, where's your festival?

Why did you just have a zombie face that I didn't pay for your daughter, and now you are smiling as happily as Sister Fleur who is about to get married.

If you want to find something to describe the director's smile, then it must be the June lotus, a different kind of splendor.

Ahh

Hmph, popcorn is pretty much the same.

Yes, popcorn, his smile is like popcorn popping out of a rural cauldron, crooked melons and cracked dates.

Listening to the director's high evaluation of Yuan Meng, Xia Nian pursed his lips and smiled, not to mention how proud he was.

And Yuan Meng is smiling and not smiling, hey, hey, can you be a little more hypocritical?

That's not what you said just now.

Millions of grass and mud horses galloped through Yuan Meng's mind.

Then the three of them talked about when to film.

After drinking too much water, Yuan Meng was a little anxious to urinate.

So he went to the toilet, and after dissipating, Yuan Meng habitually flushed the toilet.

Immediately, he saw a note posted on the top of the urinal, which read, "Flush in time after defecation." ”

Yuan dreamed about it, took out a pen from his pocket, and added a sentence to the back.

"Early death, early life."

After doing this, Yuan Meng went back and continued to talk to the director about when filming would start.

At this time, someone from the crew came to the toilet......

"Damn, who is carrying the pen, it's a stroke of genius."

Subsequently, "rush in time after the toilet, die early and take care of life." This passage caused a sensation in the crew, and everyone began to discuss it fiercely.

Talking about what kind of master it takes to write such a gripping sentence.

The discussion of the crew alarmed the director, and the director said calmly: "What are you discussing? ”

"Ah, we just saw a poem in the men's bathroom, which is like this: 'Flush in time after defecation, die early and live early'." Someone replied.

Ga!

The director was stunned, and after a while, he slapped his thigh, "Talented, really talented." ”

......

Listening to their discussion, Yuan Meng felt a little embarrassed.

I made an excuse and went out.

Xia Nian also came out, the time happened to be noon, and it was time to eat.

The two came to a small restaurant near the crew, ordered some dishes, and ate them.

"Xiao Yuan Yuan, the crew will be filming in a while, you have to prepare well, maybe you can make a shot, ah no, one shot will become popular." Xia Nian ate and said.

Red?

That's a must, Brother Meng is out of the horse, a top two.

According to experience, as far as your brother Meng wants to look good, and if you want to have acting skills, it is difficult to think about it or not.

Who is your brother Meng, the agent of the husband of the world's beautiful celebrities.

Ahem, don't be crooked, it's not good for the 300 million water army to squash you.

If you continue like this, you will definitely provoke the wrath of the public.

Yuan Meng replied casually, and at this time, the phone in his pocket rang.

When he took out the phone, it turned out to be Ji Rong's, and he picked up the phone.

It was noisy on the other side of the phone, it seemed to be in a crowded setting, and sometimes something could be heard, the voice of "the patient is in critical condition".

What's going on.

"Dad, Mommy is sick, where are you now?" It's the voice of a child.

Hearing that Ji Rong was sick, Yuan Meng was stunned, Ji Rong was fine two days ago, why was he sick today.

"Don't worry, what's wrong with your mother?" Yuan Meng comforted Tong Tong and asked.

"Mom has a high fever and has just fallen into a coma at home." Tong Tong was nervous and scared.

At this time, Xia Nian frowned, "Dad, Mom?" "What the hell is going on, could it be that Yuan Meng already has a child?

But when she thought about it, she thought it was unlikely.

But she was too embarrassed to ask, so she waited for him to finish the call.

After making the call, Yuan Meng said: "I want to go back to the county first, there is something going on at home." ”

There is no need for him to say that Xia Nian knows what is going on, and she heard everything clearly when Yuan Meng called just now.

"Okay, then you go back first, I'll talk to the crew." Xia Nian said.

[ps: As you wish, I continued, I don't dare to guarantee anything, but the funny will continue. Where are the tickets, where are the collections, and where are the tips. 】