Chapter 12: How can you be so witty

We're back on the mainland!

It's time to go home!

"Oh oh oh !!!!!" Akai, who was shouting, expressed his inner depression. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I took a deep breath, felt the air of my hometown, and squinted my eyes.

Anyway, there are just two of us in this world, although the aborigines are very friendly and have the title of 'human', but they are not our kind after all, and the only friend we can rely on is the only friend.

As long as we defeat the ender dragon, we will be able to go back.

Now Akai and I's hearts are filled with this thought, and we don't think about anything else, whether we are nostalgic or nostalgic about this world, after all, we have lived in this world for so many years.

However, it is precisely because of this that we want to go back, and this idea has become more and more firm after encountering various things.

After a little venting, Akai and I took out our compasses to confirm the location of our home, and walked in the direction of home with brisk steps.

Inside the pyramid of Mushroom Island.

"The last eye of ender, are you going to give them to open the portal to the end in person?" The Jungle Dynasty asked, looking at the pitch-black figure in front of him.

"Well, after all, it's their choice, let them carry it out to the end, what we can do is enough, and then we just need to send blessings, and we will definitely not fail." The Ender King spoke slowly but firmly.

At the same moment, the moon.

"This is my last strength, and when I give this thing away, we'll just have to wait, old friend." With a strong sense of presence, Genesis turned a white scroll in his hand into a meteor and threw it into the Overworld.

"Hehe, don't say it's you, I've exhausted my strength, it's been a thousand years, and this battle has been dragged by us to where it is now." He said with a rare smile.

"The ender dragon wants to plunder the power of the overworld, and then break away from this world through this huge force, which will lead to the failure of the overworld, but on the contrary, the ender dragon can't use many intrigues, although we can't stop it, but it can be all over the back, this is the biggest gap."

"And this gap will make all the preparations of the ender dragon go to waste!" It seemed to be much older, and the creation slowly sat down on a recliner.

Beautiful planet, isn't it.

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The world is gentle, magnificent, and constantly evolving.

As the sun began to rise over the horizon, the first rays of warm sunlight shone on us, the breeze gently caressed the grass under our feet, and the tiredness of our days seemed to be swept away.

"It's better to be on the mainland." I took a deep breath of fresh air, the air on the mainland was much fresher than the salty and humid air on the seaside, and my head was empty.

We continue to move in the direction of home, although we don't know how far away from home, but after all, this continent has been explored by us, as long as we find a place of déjà vu, there will always be our coordinates.

"I mean I don't have to worry about anything, but we don't seem to have much food." Akai walked and flipped through his backpack boringly.

There's a lot of stuff in the backpack, but there's too little food-related stuff.

Hearing this, I suddenly felt a sense of pressure again, the food problem, this is also a big problem that plagues us every day.

When we don't have anything to eat, we are worried about food, and when life is fixed, we are worried about the variety of food that is too small.

How can we say that human beings are insatiable・・・・・・

"Kouhu, we are obviously for a better life." Shaking my head and shaking off the inexplicable thoughts that had appeared in my mind, I was now reconsidering this very primitive question.

Our great king of survival, Bei Ye, once said: "Rescue, shelter, water and food are always the four most important things in survival." ”

Help? Forget it, with our strength not yet reduced to the point of asking others to save us.

Shelter, we're heading back to our house.

There is no need to worry about the water source, the way to get water is easier than food, and this is not a desert, there will always be a stream or something.

"But after walking for so long, why don't you see any animals?" I looked left and right, but I didn't notice anything, "Could it be that the animals have been on a big holiday recently?" Is it possible? ”

"!" Akai said weakly.

Coo-grunt・・・・・・

As if to remind us, Akai and I felt hunger in our stomachs.

"Hey..." For now, I can only sigh, there is no rice to cook.

"There's no way, it seems that hunting is going to be ruled out." There was no trace of life on the ground within a radius of more than ten miles, only sparse grass and scattered plants and trees. Akai said, pulling up the grass under his feet, but luckily dropped a seed on the ground.

Suddenly, Akai and I seemed to think of something.

Raising their heads and glancing at each other, this is also the action we often do when we come to this world.

"Seeds!"

"There's another way!"

We were like eating Xuanmai, frantically weeding along the road, and we couldn't stop at all.

Half an hour has passed.

"It's a group." Looking at the nearly a group of wheat seeds in my backpack, I wiped the sweat from my head.

"Almost, I don't have any stamina." Nodding, Akai sat down, the grass wasn't dirty anyway.

Strictly speaking, the area we are in today is like a plateau basin near the sea.

Crunch, crackling!!!

As the flames burned, the seeds we put into the bucket with some water slowly began to change under the high temperature.

Akai and I sniffed at it, and the special aroma from the first seeds of the crop after being cooked was still unique.

Picking up the wooden bowl, Akai scooped a spoonful.

"How can I be so witty!" Chewing on the food in his mouth, Akai began to praise himself without hesitation.

"GJ" That's all I can say.

But even then, it's only a little filling.

At this moment, we heard the sound of zombies screaming in the distance, but Akai ignored it, after all, it is commonplace, this kind of thing happens every morning.

Pouring all the food into my mouth in one go, I muttered as I chewed, "I'll go and see." ”

"Whatever you want."

In a way that saved my strength, I [flickered] to the vicinity and saw a few zombies burning in the sun.

Spread my hands, I gave them a ride with a fireball spell, but the zombies did drop something.

As for what you drop, what else can you drop as a zombie?

"Is it carrion again?" I sighed, since we first came to this world, even if we were hungry, we were sensible not to eat the carrion that zombies dropped after they died.

However, something suddenly occurred to me, and I bent down to collect these pieces of carrion into my backpack.

"It used to be before, but now it's an extraordinary time, and the appearance of this thing is really not very good."

Although it doesn't look good, it's still used as emergency food・・・・・・

I don't think I have a bad stomach, right?

Probably?

Thinking so irresponsibly, I shrugged my shoulders, and the white light flashed all the way, and I returned to Akai's side and casually threw the carrion to Akai.

"Huh, what is this?" The corners of Akai's eyes twitched slightly, "It's really fake, are we already reduced to eating carrion!" I don't want it! ”

"Well, it's an extraordinary time, try it, how does it taste, I haven't eaten this thing yet." I said with a curious smile.

"Don't say such dangerous things with a smile on your face, bastard! You don't know that this thing will be poisoned if you eat 80%! Akai said, pointing to my nose.

I waved my hand, "Mama, isn't there a 20% chance that nothing will happen?" ”

"・・・・・・Uhh Akai closed his eyes, tried not to look at the carrion in his hand, and then took a bite of it. I'm looking at it closely, I guess, no problem, right?

The next moment, Akai clutched his stomach and said, "This thing is poisonous, bastard!" ”

Is it poisonous? I had the mentality of giving it a try, and the green light was in my hands.

[Dispel Technique]!

With the green light, Akai gradually lost feeling the pain.

"Huh!" Akai blinked, "Is this a negative state?!" ”

Syllable! I slapped one hand on my forehead.

How could I be so witty!

So, with the pale green light of the [Dispersion Technique], Akai and I closed our eyes, forcibly endured the leathery smell of rotten meat, and bit hard, one bite at a time.

"I won't eat this thing a second time in the future!" *2

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【Rotten Meat】

This is a food item dropped by zombies and zombie pigmen when killed, and each piece of rotten flesh restores 20% of their satiety. However, carrion has an 80% chance of poisoning and starvation.

Rotten meat cannot be cooked or used as any material, and perhaps with the advancement of technology, rotten meat will be used for other purposes.

Of course, because it is carrion, animals that are not picky eaters will not dislike this delicious taste for them, for example, some scavengers like it very much.

and milk can alleviate the condition of eating carrion poisoning, of course, if you are lucky, there is a 20% chance that you will not be poisoned.

Friendly reminder: Please don't believe in your character, try to find non-toxic food, this thing can only be used to drink to quench your thirst.