Chapter 147: I am a Monk
Ma Dan, didn't the dead old man tell me that stepping on the sky nine steps is his famous stunt? How can even Xiao Duxue be, damn, the dead old man dares to lie to me, see if I go back and don't strip off his beard......
Didi hit a car and yelled indignantly in the car, and the driver thought he was having a nervous break, because only a neurological person would talk to himself. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
I always feel like I've forgotten one thing, by the way, don't you want to ask Xiao Duxue about the photo? Grass!
Didi hit the seat with a "snap", which frightened the driver, and the car rushed forward quickly when he stepped on the accelerator. Oh no, it's not illegal for a neurotic to start a disease to kill someone.
It was supposed to be half an hour away, but Di Di was so frightened that it took ten minutes to finish.
"I'm sorry, I don't want to bring money, or you come in with me and ask for it?"
The car was parked outside the villa, looking at the luxuriously decorated villa in front of me and the rustic dress in front of me, and the clothes on my body would not exceed 50 yuan. As far as he looks like he wants to enter the villa, I think it's almost the same as entering the villa to ask for food, especially the word "want".
"If it's inconvenient for you, next time."
Saying that, the driver's eldest brother hurriedly drove away, he was unlucky enough to have a nervous disorder, he didn't want to be invited to the police station to drink a glass of water again, then the day's car money would not be earned.
Looking at the taxi disappearing in the night, Didi couldn't help but sigh: "There are still many good people in this world, and good people have good rewards." Hey! How do I feel like I'm talking about myself? ”
Didi laughed shamelessly, but when he opened the door, he was momentarily stunned, because the ladies were sitting on chairs in the hall waiting for him.
"Hehe, you haven't slept yet, are you waiting for me to come back and warm your bed? Don't worry, I'll take a shower first! Saying that, Didi was gray and wanted to drill into the room, this formation was too familiar to him.
"Where did you go? Don't say hello to us, do you know we're waiting for dinner! Xu Kexin stopped in front of Di Di and said with an unkind smile.
"Eat? Well, I haven't eaten enough anyway. ”
"Dead bald, you still want to eat? Tell me, where the hell are you going? Liu Shishi pointed to Didi's nose and scolded, she hadn't settled the account after school in the afternoon.
"Then do you want to hear the truth or the lie?" Instead of answering her question directly, Didi said this.
"Nonsense, of course we're going to hear the truth."
"I went on a blind date with Teacher Xiao and Xiao Duxue." After speaking, he didn't wait for the reaction of the women, and ran directly to the room. For a while, a sentence set off a thousand waves, and all the women wanted to ask Didi for an explanation, but Didi locked the door and didn't open it.
Hey, I said that I was too handsome, and I was annoyed by being chased by beautiful women, why didn't anyone believe it. Is it because of jealousy? Yes, that's right, it must be jealousy.
In the blink of an eye, another day has passed, and a new day is about to begin.
Early in the morning, Didi was woken up. Hearing that the women were going to unite to crusade against him, Didi didn't wash his teeth or brush his face, and jumped out of the window and fled.
When he came to school, Didi thought about how to talk to Xiao Duxue about the photo later, but he didn't expect Xiao Duxue to come to class today. I heard from other teachers that Xiao Duxue took a week's leave for something at home.
"Holy! Isn't it because of yesterday? Didi said secretly in his heart.
However, Liu Shishi on the side couldn't sit still, "Dead bald, tell me, what did you do to the teacher yesterday?" ”
"Little girl, don't you like me? But why do you care so much about my business? Could it be ......" Di Di did not answer Liu Shishi's question, but looked at Liu Shishi with a playful face.
Liu Shishi was a little embarrassed by his burning gaze, and lowered her forehead slightly, "I...... I asked for my sister, and my sister asked me to take a good look at you. ”
"Really? Then why do I think you're quite concerned about my affairs, and every time you rush ahead, say if you have a crush on me? ”
"I ...... I didn't! Liu Xiaoxiao's little face was flushed, but in a blink of an eye, it was wrong, obviously I was questioning him, why did he ask about me?
"Don't get away from the topic, let's talk about what the hell is going on between you and Teacher Xiao?"
"You want to hear it?"
Liu Shishi nodded seriously.
"No comment!"
"Bastard, don't go! You make it clear for me! ”
Seeing that Di Di turned his head and was about to leave, Liu Shishi hurriedly pulled Zheng Jiaying and followed, "Squad leader, you don't care about him, don't forget that you have opened a room, do you really let this lewd monk do anything outside?" ”
Zheng Jiaying was confused by her words, and her little face turned red when she brushed it. What do you mean we have to take care of him after we have opened a room, and I am not his wife. Thinking of the word "wife", Zheng Jiaying couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. Who wants to ...... Who's going to marry this bastard.
The two girls followed Didi all the way to the school gate.
"I mean, what the hell are you doing here?" Didi was a little helpless, why did he become so popular.
"This sentence should be asked of you? Tell me, what are you going to do? ”
Liu Shishi glared at Di Di angrily, but Di Di looked indifferent. Helplessly, Liu Shishi pinched Zheng Jiaying's willow waist, which caused Zheng Jiaying to exclaim.
Zheng Jiaying was still thinking about the word wife, and was relieved by Liu Shishi's pinch, "Yes, tell me where are you going?" ”
"Okay, it's not impossible to tell you, why don't you two kiss me?" Di Di stinks and points to his cheek shamelessly, looking like you love to kiss or not.
"Ah......h
"You ......"
Seeing that the two were still hesitating, Didi secretly smiled, "It seems that my maid training plan must be implemented, otherwise how will I manage this huge harem in the future." ”
Finally, under Didi's coercion and temptation, Didi finally got what he wanted.
"Since you want to know so much, then I will tell you with great mercy. I am a high monk, some people worship me, and they worship me as a living Buddha, so I have to give some sesame oil money today. ”
"Sesame oil money?"
"Yes, it's not much, just more than 10 million."
"More than 10 million? And worship you, a scoundrel plus a bastard plus shamelessness and all kinds of derogatory terms? ”
"Why, you don't believe it? You see, the cars are coming. Didi pointed to an extended version of the Land Rover and proudly showed off to the two girls.
"You just blow it, just point to a car on the street and say it's coming to pick you up, then I also said that the BMW is here to pick me up!" Liu Shishi obviously didn't believe Didi's words, and Zheng Jiaying looked puzzled, obviously not very convinced.
But as soon as Liu Shishi's words fell, the car stopped in front of Didi. Coincidentally, yes, it must have been a coincidence.
Bang, the car door opened, and Dai Zhihu hurriedly greeted him with a smile, "I'm sorry Buddha, there was a bit of a traffic jam on the road just now, so ......"
"So what so! Being late is being late, no excuses! ”
"Yes yes yes sorry sorry ......"
Looking at Di Di who was leaving, the two girls couldn't help but draw a big question mark in their hearts, "Could it be that this guy is really a high-ranking monk?" (To be continued.) )