"I'm Lei Feng—

"I'll feed myself bags of salt!"

Lei Feng raised his head and grabbed the packaging bag, and poured the bag with the word "salt" and "trademark" into his mouth like food! Then his expression twitched, his facial features instantly distorted, he covered his throat and coughed, and he took several sips, and he couldn't stop at all!

“......”

“......”

There was a dead silence at the scene...

Half a day-

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter!!

"Poof!"

"it!"

"Nima is so talented!!"

“......”

The scene was extremely noisy for a while, and the online live broadcast room was swiped by 666 at the same time!

“666666666666”

"God turned!"

"Please take my knees ~~"

"Oh my God!"

"I actually fed myself a bag of salt!!

"Why are you so biting~~"

“......”

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The host Chen Li was about to laugh, holding her stomach and not caring about being on the stage, hahaha laughing non-stop!

The same is true for a few laughing program staff on the side!

I couldn't laugh so hard that I couldn't stand up straight!

Unexpected!

I really didn't expect it!

What do you think, you! God turned! What a twist of gods!

To be honest, everyone had lost hope in Lei Feng, no matter whether there was an external reason for this, but as a member of the program team, what I watched was always the effect of the show - you were robbed of your lines, but you were useless, and it won't be enough for me to help you redress your grievances - and at this moment, a simple prop, a simple performance, actually brought the same passage back to life!

Served!

Many people give a thumbs up in their hearts.

A wonderful opening statement, just one routine, has achieved two completely different effects!

One hot-blooded and one funny!

The visual effect brought by its contrast is really unbearable!

It's so exciting!

Whether it is the audience at the scene or the netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet, they were all convinced for a while.

"It's an original....."

Many people are emotionally moved and convinced!

And at the moment.

Wei Si, who was standing on the side of the stage, stared at Lei Feng in a daze, and his left hand, hidden in his trouser pocket, was clenched tightly!

How so?

Wei Si was not angry in his eyes!

The lights in this stage seem to have moved to Lei Feng!

Moved to a kill Matt!

He found himself as if he had become a supporting character!

But he is obviously a "male god"?

......

But in any case, the "male nerve" at this moment is indeed more attention-grabbing.

Chen Li, as the host, saw the opportunity to introduce Lei Feng and Wei Si at a very fast speed. I have to say that in the program "Male God and Male Nerve", the opportunity for "male god" to speak is far greater than that of "male nerve", and after a few minutes, Lei Feng almost had no chance to speak except for cooperating with the host to say a word of advertising.

No wonder you don't need a script...

Dare to love himself and have no lines at all.

According to the script set in the morning, the host kept asking Wei Si about his hobbies, life and other details, which couldn't help but make Wei Si, who was depressed at the beginning, reinvigorated!

Look, I'm the main character!

Wei Si looked at Lei Feng, his eyes revealing superiority and disdain again.

"Peat ......"

Lei Feng was helpless.

As far as reality is concerned, the audience really likes to see the "male god" Wei Si, and Wei Fan in the audience doesn't have to listen to what he says, they scream excitedly.

Fortunately, in the online live broadcast room, passers-by still account for the vast majority, and at this time, seeing that the show fell into clichés and didn't start to look good, they suddenly began to swipe the screen-

"Kill the noble master Matt, come !!"

"I'm going to see kill Matt and eat salt!!"

"I want to know which of the noble lord's wife is in the 'Taimu Humane'?!"

"Upstairs +1"

"Upstairs +2"

“...”

"Upstairs +10086"

Thanks to netizens, the director finally reminded the host that he could properly "wet the rain and dew".

Chen Li breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, if she had a choice, she would definitely not chase after Wei Si to ask this and that, because all the conversations were like endorsements, too fake.

However, at this time, the "host question" of the second session has come to an end.

If Lei Feng wants to speak, he has to wait until the fourth link of "netizen interaction".

The third part has arrived!

This session is a talent pk for two guests!

According to the host, this link is a randomly selected "exam question"; Looking at the cards drawn from a "dark box", Lei Feng knew what he was going to compare with Wei Si in this round-

Writing poetry!

Specifically, to write a modern poem in a set time!

"Wei Si can also write poetry?"

Lei Feng couldn't help but glance at Wei Si, and when he saw that he was extremely confident, he suddenly lay down in a big groove.

"Black box operation!"

Lei Feng scolded in his heart!

If you want to say that there is no shady scene here, I don't believe it if I kill him.

Lei Feng doesn't know whether Wei Si is proficient in writing poetry, but seeing that he is so calm now, the possibility of ruling out the possibility of pretending to be forced and knowing the "exam questions" in advance is still quite large.

Sure enough, in the face of the paper and pen brought by the staff, Wei Si pondered for a while, and then confidently put down the pen, showing the demeanor of a "male god"!

Wei Fan at the scene screamed!

The live broadcast room was even swiped by the message of the survival monkey!

"Sister, I can't write it, I can't copy it......"

Lei Feng took the pen and paper.

Speaking of which, although Lei Feng entered the society without graduating from high school in his "previous life", during his tenure in the bar, he memorized many modern poems in order to pretend to be forced.

Beidao's, Gu Cheng's, Shu Ting's, Xi Murong's, Xu Zhimo's...... Wait a minute.

However, unlike other aspects, the literary world has changed the least in this world! Such as the above, including Lu Xun Lao She and others, are all here!

Except for online articles, it will not give you the opportunity to plagiarize at all!

And the online article -

Lei Feng said that it was too long, and even Zhu Xian, who had read it many times, forgot what the first sentence was written......

But......

Lei Feng thought of someone in his mind.

"Should I really be called Brother Feng by stage name?"

Lei Feng covered his face.

Lifting the pen, Lei Feng no longer hesitated, and started writing with a dog crawling in one hand......

......

Two minutes later.

The host Chen Li took two "answer sheets" and faced the camera.

Wei Si wrote it first and announced it first.

Here, Chen Li was supposed to recite it, but Wei Si refused-he said that he wanted to recite it himself!

Lei Feng stood aside, staring at Wei Si.

Wei Si holds his poem -

"I'm standing on the edge of the roof of the eighth floor"

He began to recite!

"Snowflakes fall under my feet"

His voice was low.

"On that windy day"

His eyes were sad.

"My tears turned into snowflakes......"

......

Hearing this, Lei Feng almost squirted out of his saliva!

In the audience, except for some of Wei Si's true fans, the rest of the audience was actually selected based on people who knew something about modern poetry, and at this time, everyone was dumbfounded!

Is this modern poetry?

Be!

But it's all based on the modern poetic format!

And it's the kind of basic template --

1. Character xxx location

2. Item xxx action

3. At xxx place/time

4. State a state that doesn't matter much

According to this template, Lei Feng can write a bunch of them in minutes! - "You walked quietly in my heart / Didn't tell me your arrival / In this barren heart / I have been waiting for ......"

This way of "writing poems" can't help but remind Lei Feng of "learning Wong Kar-wai's lines in 3 seconds"-

i.e. one event + one twisting time + one boring event.

Example: "Three days, five hours, eight minutes and thirty-seven seconds after the silk was spared by the goddess, this hanging bought her a rock sugar pear + pancake fruit, but this time, I didn't put green onions"

Do you have the urge to cry?

Anyway, Lei Feng is drunk...

"Please vote for our little prince with the sound of dolphins from the 'public judges' present!" Chen Li said loudly.

She, like many people, including Lei Feng, is not proficient in modern poetry, but if Wei Si writes this, she can probably still evaluate it.

Scum!

Chen Li silently gave a duck egg in her heart.

There was a lot of excitement at the scene.

The so-called "public review" refers to the crowd in the audience, and each seat will have two buttons, which are "weak explosion" and "bunker".

Statistics take time, but in the online live broadcast room, Wei has been whitewashed with countless praises, which makes Wei Si, who is looking at the big screen, proud!

Lei Feng looked confused.

"Okay, now let me recite Lei Feng's "This is a World of the Survival of the Fittest"-"

Seeing that the audience had already scored, Chen Li didn't wait for the staff to finish counting, picked up what Lei Feng wrote and began to read:

"Yellow sand falling from the sky

Nothing to do with this world

Nothing to do with the rolling crowd

The cleaner is cleaning up one

Oranges falling from trees

Homeless oranges

In the morning light, a hedgehog swaggers through the market/"

Chen Li read this and stopped abruptly.

In fact, Lei Feng only wrote here.

This poem is a poem in the famous pure literature magazine "Yanhe" of "The Other World", many people may not believe it, this poem is actually written by "Sister Feng"!

Yes.

Sister Feng wrote!

Yan An, the editor of "Yanhe", once commented, and said without any prejudice that Sister Feng's poem was not badly written!

And that's exactly what happened.

Take off the colored glasses, from a purely literary point of view, Sister Feng's poems are not vulgar.

There are many poems, the poems are fresh and hazy, and the charm is overflowing, and it can be included in the "hazy poems" standard of "trivial imagery to express subtlety".

The article copied by Lei Feng is actually not only written in more than 50 words, but also "All the leaves begin to gather in one direction/Collect the wind from the west/People hide the mirror behind their backs/Start to catch the ......" and so on, however, after thinking about it, Lei Feng cut off the poem here.

"Hedgehog" -

Corresponds to the "Kill Matt" hairstyle!

"Swaggering through the market" --

It is the portrayal of Lei Feng today!

The title of the poem "This is a world of survival of the fittest", for Lei Feng, is more like "Exaggeration" sung by Eason Chan, because the more quiet he becomes, the more he becomes unacceptable, so he wants to "kill Matt" Lei Ren to make an accident - to a certain extent, in today's society, this is the way of survival of the fittest!

"The poem ......"

After Chen Li finished reading, she didn't know what to say.

She didn't know much about poetry, but vaguely, she thought it was good, at least, much better than Weis's!

The "Public Review" was scored again, and netizens in the live broadcast room also joined in the fun again-

“222222”

“233333333”

"Weak explosion!"

"3 points are destined, 7 points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points will not be given to you~~~"

“......”

Led by "Wei Fan", a bunch of bad reviews suddenly appeared on the Internet.

In the studio.

Wei Si looked at Lei Feng triumphantly.

Lei Feng turned his head.

At this time-

Hanging on the big screen on the left wall, the scores of the two guests have already appeared on it......