"Can't afford to hurt? What do you mean? ”

Fang Chang was stunned. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

He thought, and looked at the singer column—

[Song Title: Can't Hurt]

[Singer's name: Lei Feng]

Fang Chang: "......"

The original image of a beautiful woman in his mind instantly turned into a killer Matt.

"Pit daddy~"

Fang Chang is full of cows!

In an instant, he was like an epiphany, and the experience of being sorry was unforgettable......

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On the morning of June 5th, many people who followed the Internet Song Contest had a question in their hearts, "I can't afford to hurt" -- what does it mean?

Many people who have listened to the song have some vague understanding, but they are not sure.

After all, it's a new "word".

Many people left messages under "Can't Afford to Hurt", and many people discussed with each other until the latest issue of "God Dubbing" appeared!

This issue of "God Dubbing" is the ninth episode.

The full title is "God Dubbing (Can't Hurt)"!

That's right!

This episode was specially recorded by Lei Feng for this round of competition!

At the beginning of the video, Lei Feng opened with the voice of the first brother "Dong Chen", the host of the world's Huaguo CCTV:

"It is said that I gave the magic "" a trust for the Spring Festival Gala last year, and I am at a loss for words~ Life is already so difficult, some things should not be debunked." I can't afford the title of the old prince~ I can't afford to hurt me when I'm scarred......"

Many netizens couldn't help but laugh when they watched this issue of "God Dubbing"!

Without him-

On the one hand, there is the stalk of "support"; On the other hand, Lei Feng imitated it too much!

And the meaning of the word "can't afford to hurt" has also been announced for the first time.

That is, the individual has been repeatedly injured and scarred, and can no longer afford to toss and withstand injury.

Many people who listened to "Can't Afford to Hurt" finally understood!

And just when these people thought they understood, then, Lei Feng let them thoroughly appreciate what it means to really not be hurt!

In the video, with the complaint of the host "Dong Chen", various characters on TV began to complain!

And the way to complain is the familiar "roaring body" -

Er Kang of "Huanzhu Gege", the first one appeared!

It was a tearful picture:

"You can't afford to hurt a French learner! I took a French class two years ago, and I embarked on the road of no return! Who told me that French is the most beautiful language in the world! 76 Don't read seventy-six! Read sixty plus sixteen! 96 don't read ninety-six! Read four, twenty and sixteen! The French are so good at math! The phone number is two, two, two! 176988472 Don't read 176988472! Say 100 plus 60 plus 16, 4 20 plus 18, 20 plus 4, 60 plus 12! Are you still looking for a phone number? After reporting an episode of "Huanzhu Gege" by phone, I have finished watching it! ”

The fifth elder brother also stood up-

"You can't afford to be a Spanish learner! There's a trilling everywhere! rrrIt's been more than two months! And the pronunciation of letters! v read uve! W is doble-uve! Two Vs! It's so vivid! Y is pronounced i-griega! Why do you read a letter so long! ”

The little swallow also came out.

"You can't afford to hurt someone who learns Vietnamese! There is only one class in two years, and there are less than 30 students in a class! A species that is rarer than the giant panda in Sichuan Province is Muyou! Vietnamese people only call the last word when they call their names! The man called his girlfriend downstairs in the dormitory to call 'Fang of Building 2 401', ah, have you seen Mu You! Bring the building number and room number to avoid a bunch of women with the same name, you have seen Mu You! ”

And the Queen!

"You can't afford to be the emperor's woman! At the age of thirteen or fourteen, you have to come out to draft a girl, and you have to prevent your sisters from killing you day and night! finally became a queen, and every three years she has to draft a girl for her husband! If you choose a show girl, you have to prevent the show girl from killing you! It's hard to prevent the show girl, but your husband has two illegitimate daughters! There's always something out there that wants to hurt you! There will always be a brother who disobeys you! ......”

One by one, one by one!

"Huanzhu Gege", "Journey to the West", "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", "Strange Tales from Liaozhai"!

A lot of roles, a lot of faculties!

But what Lei Feng can imitate, all roar and spit out!

Netizens are all sprayed!

Especially the professional students who were mentioned by Lei Feng, the reply of "can't afford to hurt +1" is almost swiping!

"You can't afford to hurt someone who studies economics! On the cover, there are three big words on economics, and the book is full of mathematical formulas. The innocent and kind, single originally longing liberal arts girl knows the pain! ”

"You can't afford to hurt a girl who learns to design airplanes! It's not that we are flight attendants who don't fly airplanes, we learn aircraft design! Don't ask me how the J-20 is designed, we have three years of college net math problems! We are more difficult in mathematics than in mathematics, more difficult in physics than in physics, and we have to do a bunch of problems in fluid mechanics and solid mechanics! ”

"You can't afford to hurt someone who drinks yogurt and licks the cap of the bottle!"

"A man who doesn't wear autumn pants, you can't afford to hurt it!"

"The man in the red autumn pants, you can't afford to hurt it!"

"Listen to the humane woman of Taimu, you can't afford to hurt!"

"You can't afford to hurt the person who watched God's dubbing!!"

The total length of the video is seven points***, and more than 80 people can't afford to be injured!

The most classic is that Lei Feng imitated last year's Spring Festival Gala, and the six CCTV hosts reported that they couldn't afford to hurt themselves; The second is the episode of the TV "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" Zhuge Liang's tongue battle group Confucianism, seventeen different voices tell that they can't afford to hurt!

A lot of people are on their knees!

Stunned!

And at the end of the video, there is a song!

It's "Can't Afford to Hurt"!

This song is supplemented by a large number of female characters in TV dramas, such as the queen, Mama Rong, Mu Nianci, Pan Jinlian, etc., in the form of "God Editing", and "singing" with "Taiwan"!

The details are as follows-

"There are so many beautiful women around you, but it seems that they only take a fancy to me!" - Queen!

"After the love, you don't come to me, you always say that you are very busy and have no time to accompany me~" - Mama Rong!

"Your buckles, there are a lot of hot girls in it, it turns out that I am just one of them!" - Princess Jianning!

"I'm very sad, ask you why, am I infatuated enough to provoke anger?" - Pan Jinlian!

"I can't afford to hurt, I really can't afford to hurt, I think you want you to think of the dark!" - Mu Nianci!

"The phone call is to you, and the beauty is in your arms again~ I hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you to the point of blood!" - Zhou Zhiruo!

"I can't afford to be hurt, I really can't afford to be hurt, I'll count and count and calculate until I give up!" - Wang Xifeng!

"Is there a conscience? Your conscience dog takes it away~ I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you to the point of completely forgetting! "--Qin Xianglian!

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A God Clip!

Netizens were stunned!

The editing effect of five cents, but it is a piece of people!

It's a bunker!!

The song "Can't Afford to Hurt" was opened by the first place Jin Rong at the beginning, and after a morning, it was only ranked fourth; But as soon as the episode "God Dubbing" came out, it immediately skyrocketed!

It jumped from the original fourth to the second!

Compared with the first Jinrong's "Beer and Coffee", there is only a difference of more than 1,000 votes!

And as "God Dubbing (Can't Hurt)" began to explode, more people suddenly noticed that this thunderous "Can't Hurt" and Jin Rong's "Beer and Coffee" seem to be very similar!

"Weakly ask, does anyone think that the sound of "Can't Afford to Hurt" is very similar to "Beer and Coffee"?"

"That's Lei Feng deliberately imitating Jin Rong..."

"! Blockhouse! ”

"Is 'Beer and Coffee' good?"

"Average."

"I think "Can't Hurt" sounds better!"

"+1 for Injuries"

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