"Ning Erkou left?"

I ran impatiently to the van in front of me, pulled the door open, and jumped in. The star picker sat directly in the driver's seat, and when he started the car, I heard the sound of the snot barrier coming through the back, and the master of the island country was already trying to attack the barrier!

The snot barrier with stickiness and hardness that can't be broken for a while.

The minivan started slowly, the speed gradually increased, and finally nothing happened, and the previous plan was perfectly implemented.

I said with palpitations: "When I heard that the masters of the island country were coming, my heart was about to jump out. Uncle pick, hurry up and get me a cigarette to suppress the shock. ”

Then, a cigarette was handed to my mouth in one hand.

I didn't think much about it, I held it, and when I lit it, I found that something was wrong, why did this smoke smell like dung? I turned my head in horror and saw that the star picker was holding the steering wheel with one hand, and the other hand had just taken out the bonus group.

This scared me, who handed me this cigarette in my mouth?

Or is it a cigar......

"Flutter~~"

A burst of evil laughter sounded in the car, I turned my head sharply, and saw the big dung peerless ghost who had been in contact with the transformed state snickering behind me, he rolled on the ground with laughter, "Boss, hahaha, help me quickly, hahahaha, I can't stop laughing!" ”

"Phew!"

I lowered the window, threw the cigar out hard, and opened my mouth for a long time, and after a while, my mouth was dry and my head retracted. "Chen Jun, didn't you play the role of Dongye and record it?! Why did you suddenly appear in the car, the most unbearable thing is that you even smoked your dung brand cigar for me! ”

"Hahaha......" Chen Jun suppressed his laughter, and he said with a hard laugh, "I was killed." ”

Kill?

It stands to reason that there is no flaw in the Dongye situation record, how can the master of the island country fight his own side?

"Be careful to laugh again, I'll burn your trick chess!" I glared at me and said, "Tell me what's going on." ”

"Don't burn ghost chess."

Chen Jun rubbed his sore belly, and after five minutes, he finally stopped laughing, and he explained, "Here's how it ......."

I listened to him talk for five minutes and understood.

When the old man of the ghost jumped back with the big dung unequaled ghost, he was still thirty meters away from the base, and he encountered the team of masters of the island country led by Junzi, and all the positions came out, plus the small chief of the Xuan position and the yellow position, the scale of about thirty people, and there was no total chief.

There are three Sakura corpse prostitutes, and the reason why there are so few is because the remaining six Sakura corpse prostitutes are all ordered by the two great chiefs, Higashino and Kiyota, and others can't move, even if the chief comes, so only the Sakura corpse prostitutes directly under Junko are dispatched.

At this time, because she had just left the base square, Junko had not let the Sakura corpse prostitute pursue first.

Chen Jun had no choice but to jump down in advance, waving his hand to signal the island country masters who were about to march in a hurry to stop, while the demon sword ghost wrapped in the cloth lay quietly not far away, without attracting the attention of the island country masters.

Junko Obancho asks "Higashino" how he came back, and if he saw a Chinese master stealing the lolias and driving the kind of van that can only be mobilized by the great fanchu on the way.

According to the lines we designed in advance, Chen Jun improvised and used his unparalleled eloquence to drag on for five minutes.

The team of island masters led by Junko believed his nonsense and decided to return to the base square and wait patiently for news from the big handed. It's no wonder that people are easy to deceive, mainly because of the strength of a big-handed man, it is basically easy to chase a status master with a bunch of little girls and kill each other, so after summing it up, they all feel that what Chen Jun said is reasonable, there is no need to be so popular, this is too high to think of the Chinese master in their minds.

The masters of the island nation decided to go home.

Everyone and Chen Jun returned to the base square, and the demon knife ghost himself quietly hid in a blind spot in the base.

The bad thing is that the habits of Higashino before his death are too obscene.

Junko Daiban is known as the "No. 1 Beauty Master of the Island Country", and with the temperament of a small heavenly position, it is extremely eye-catching. When she was in the island country, an AV company offered a sky-high price to ask her to make a film, but Junko rushed to the other party's office with magic objects and slaughtered them all, not a single living mouth was left, and there was no delusion about her body after this incident.

This time I secretly came to China to search for demons and ghosts.,Accidentally discovered an underground mine and base of unknown origin.,The total of the big heaven brought Junko and Dongye、Qingtian and a total of three small heavens.。 But the two men are very obscene.,I never dreamed that there would be a chance to work with Junko, a demonic stunner.,I want to soak her almost every day.。

Of course, Junko can't look down on them, but she can't stand their harassment, so she simply tries to have as little contact with them as possible.

Under the same roof, looking down and not looking up, every time Higashino or Kiyota waited for Junko to appear, he would pounce forward like a dog wagging his tail, and take advantage of Junko's inattention, take the opportunity to rub oil, touch this, touch there, although it will be exchanged for a violent beating, but in the words of the island country master world, "If a man dies because he touches Junko, he will not lose in this life!" ”

Although they are both the chief of the Great Fan, Junko, Higashino, and Kiyoda have the same right to speak, but in terms of status and level, Junko is higher than the two, equivalent to the staff officers of the underground base.

It is worth mentioning that there are many opposing voices in the master circles of the island countries in vain attempts to get involved in China's plan, and this time they are radicals, and almost all of them who can be drawn have come.

Junzi is hindered by the fact that there is no lack of top combat power in the base, and it is a little difficult for the radicals to transfer the rest of the small heavenly masters to China, she thinks about the overall situation, thinking about the strength and loyalty of the two, so when she is taken advantage of, Junko only beats the other party violently, in this case, Junzi's attack power has reached the level of killing the status master, but let the small heavenly position of Higashino and Qingtian suffer, at best, they were beaten into a pig's head, which is equivalent to a serious injury that is not fatal. It won't be long before the self-healing effect of True Yuan will be able to restore them to their original state.

If there is a first time, there will be a second time, and as long as there is sweetness, it will happen endlessly. In the past few years, Kiyota and Higashino have accumulated no less than 50 times of oil, and they have reached out to Junko when they have the opportunity.

Because of this...... Something went wrong.

Chen Jun's imitation of the unequaled technique inherited all the small movements and habits of Dongye, and Leng Buding would appear involuntarily. He and Junko discussed countermeasures in the base square, and under the influence of the real Higashino situation, Chen Jun hugged Junko behind him, reached forward with both hands, and pinched it fiercely.

This level of aggression is far from the standard of Heavenly Dao bondage.

However, the enraged Junko beat him violently as usual, this is an attack that can kill status, and the fragile "Dongye Situation" was killed at once, and the imitation of the Peerless Technique was broken, and Chen Jun reverted to the form of a dung Peerless Ghost.

What the?

The Dongye situation record turned out to be impersonated by the enemy?

The base square is in chaos.

Junzi and the masters of the island country launched an encirclement and suppression of this Chinese heavenly ghost, but where have these masters seen such disgusting and obscene ghosts?

Rain of feces, fishy streams, fecal lumps, flies, maggots, bed bugs......

The big dung peerless ghost had a lot of fun in the base, and he made the masters of the island country embarrassed, especially Junko and many masters, who were heavily clean, hugged their heads and even hid!

It almost covered the entire base square, flooding to a depth of half a meter, disgusting the masters of the island country.

The most terrifying thing is that the base square is filled with a large amount of methane, and the slightest open flame has the possibility of explosion.

Chen Jun took care of the miners, so he didn't use this method, the amount of feces he released at one time was too large, even if it was the ghost body of the dung peerless ghost, it was a little unbearable, and the movement was too big, even the chief of the underground base was alarmed, and it was not good for him to stay any longer.

Seizing the gap, Da Dung Wushuangjun kept moving the spatial crack and running back.

The chief of the army went out in person, and Junko and the rest of the masters had to chase after them with dung all over the ground, and this was the scene that the seven female ghosts saw.

Qiqing had never seen a big dung peerless ghost, and she was a little far away and didn't know that it was Chen Jun, she thought it was the enemy, so she didn't mention it when she reported the situation.

……

The star picker smiled and drove steadily.

I took the ghost chess piece handed by Chen Jun, "Now that your ghost body is quite weak, I suggest you come in and recuperate, after all, if the master of the island country has the means to break through the snot barrier, the two of us will still fight." ”

"Wait, boss, I have something big to say! This time, when I was pretending to be Higashino and discussing the base with Junko, I accidentally got an explosive clue! Chen Jun's fists clenched tightly, and he said angrily, "Regarding the time-limited markers under each piece of black ore in the mine, I already know who calculated the large number of accurate numbers......