"Where is this?" This was Jiang Shan's first sentence after waking up. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

But before Tu Hao could answer.

When Jiang Shan saw Tu Hao's face, which seemed to him to be both flat and unbeaten, the second sentence immediately popped up.

"You're special, you bastard, you can run, you actually go around the sea?"

Then, after saying this, Jiang Shan's third, fourth, and nth sentences followed.

"You bastard, do you know how hard Lao Tzu is looking for you?"

"You bastard, you go to sea, don't you know to bring a satellite phone?"

"Do you know how many calls Lao Tzu has made to you in the past month?"

"Do you know that Lao Tzu listened to the phrase 'the phone you dialed is not in the service area' in the mobile phone receiver, and he grinded his ears out of calluses?"

"That's it, why did you come back and shut down your phone?"

"If it weren't for Lao Tzu having a hacker friend, I don't know when I would find you bastard."

"Ahh

……

Looking at Jiang Shan's face full of resentment, listening to his complaints and grievances, Tu Hao almost cried bitterly for a moment.

Of course, Tu Hao was not moved by Jiang Shan's deep affection.

was disgusted by Jiang Shan, a chimpanzee-like man, who had a handful of snot and tears, like a deep resentful woman and an angry little daughter-in-law.

"Tu Hao, you bastard, you have made your uncle and me miserable!"

"Just because I can't find you. My sister is simply torturing me to death and dying these days. ”

Well?

Tu Hao frowned when he heard Jiang Shan say this. "Aunt landlord looking for me?"

Jiang Shan covered his mouth suddenly, he knew that he had just accidentally leaked the secret of heaven.

So he hurriedly put away the expression that seemed to be his dead father just now, replaced it with a happy smile and said, "That, the weather is so good today, and the moon is really round." ”

Tu Hao looked at Jiang Shan's expression, full of black lines.

Eldest brother. You're not good at lying, so don't you tell a good story?

Is the weather so good, and the moon is really round?

Outside Nima, there was a heavy haze. Is the weather really good? Also, today is the first day of the new year, not to mention the existence of haze, it is a clear and clear sky. Can you see the round moon?

"Uncle. What is the landlord looking for me? Tu Hao asked.

Hehe, hey, haha.

Jiang Shan laughed a few times, and saw that Tu Hao was still staring at him with burning eyes, so he had to say, "It's nothing, it's just that she is about to get engaged." ”

After speaking, Jiang Shan couldn't wait to whip a big-eared melon seed on his face.

Look at his own mouth, why did Nima tell the truth again?

Aunt landlord. Betrothal?

Hearing this news was like a bolt from the blue for Tu Hao.

Nima. Which one doesn't open his eyes, uh no, which stupid x, uh, no, which bastard wants to rob Lao Tzu's eldest wife?

No, the landlord's aunt is the eldest wife who booked by herself, no matter which bastard wants to rob Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will not agree.

It's really not good, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu drove Iron Man and killed Ya in minutes.

Jiang Shan saw that Tu Hao's face was not good, so he smiled and said, "What's that, the male should get married, and the female should marry, don't take it too seriously." I know that you like my sister, and my sister likes you, but I don't mention whether the two of you are the right person, just say that, my sister can't have results with you. ”

"I said, uncle. What the hell are you talking about? Tu Hao was really confused by Jiang Shan's everything, so he asked.

Jiang Shan knew that the secret of his sister's engagement could not be told to Tu Hao, of course, it was not because he was afraid that Tu Hao would know about the trouble, but in his opinion, this secret was really damaging to the face of his old Jiang family, so he had to bite the bullet and said: "That's what, it's about you." ”

Bang!

Tu Hao punched the cabinet at the head of the bed in the ward and shouted: "Why is it none of my business, the landlord is my eldest wife!" ”

When these words came out, Tu Hao's face immediately collapsed, from that kind of anger to the color of pig liver.

Nima, what did Lao Tzu say?

actually said that the landlord aunt is his eldest wife, isn't that self-confession, and he still has a little wife?

Finished.

As soon as Tu Hao sighed like this, he heard Jiang Shan's fierce roar.

"Tu Hao, you bastard, bastard, you actually found a little wife behind my sister's back?"

Looking at Jiang Shan's cannibalistic gaze, if it is placed in normal times, Tu Hao is definitely a man's return to him.

But at this moment, Tu Hao was like a frosted eggplant, and he didn't dare to look at Jiang Shan's gaze at all.

"I said you are a bastard, you are not satisfied with such a beautiful woman as my sister, and you actually found a little wife?"

"You're really me off."

Scolding and scolding, Jiang Shan suddenly changed his words, smiled, looked at Tu Hao who lowered his head and asked, "What, isn't your little wife beautiful?" ”

Tu Hao raised his head, looked at Jiang Shan, his eyes were full of ill intentions, and immediately said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" ”

Jiang Shan smiled again, "Don't do anything, since you still have a little wife, then I'll rest assured." My sister can be engaged to that scum with peace of mind.

My sister is the kind of person who can't rub sand in her eyes, just because of my mother's matter, my sister actually threatened my father by severing the father-daughter relationship, and she still doesn't care about my father.

If she knew that you had a little wife, she would definitely not be so depressed anymore. ”

Lose one's nerve?

In other words, the landlord and aunt are not willing to engage to that scumbag at all?

Also, looking at the world, you can't find yourself with a lantern, a handsome guy with a bright light, a handsome guy with blind eyes, isn't it?

Just when Tu Hao was secretly narcissistic, Jiang Shan looked at the satisfied look in Tu Hao's eyes, and the anger that had just gone down immediately jumped up again.

"You bastard, my sister is going to be engaged to scum, and you can still laugh?"

"In order to make up for you, my sister did not hesitate to let me kidnap you and send it to her, and then she wanted to put a green hat on that scum before she got engaged."

"My sister doesn't want a name for you. Are you still laughing here? ”

"What did you say?" Tu Hao looked at Jiang Shan in disbelief and asked, "You said that the landlord aunt wants you to kidnap me, and then what to do with me before getting engaged?" ”

My stinky mouth!

How can I tell the truth again?

It's good now, if my sister knew that I revealed her thoughts to Tu Hao, she wouldn't have killed me.

Looking at Jiang Shan's look full of regret, Tu Hao knew that what Jiang Shan had just said was the truth.

And with her understanding of the landlord's aunt Jiang Keqing's fierce character, Tu Hao knew that she could say such things and do such things.

So Tu Hao hurriedly looked at Jiang Shan, and said with an urgent look in his eyes: "Then what are you waiting for?" ”

Jiang Shan was stunned by Tu Hao's impatient look, "What are you waiting for?" ”

"Of course it's your eldest brother, hurry up and kidnap me and send me to the landlord's aunt!" Tu Hao said super quickly: "I don't have anything else, but I'm most willing to help people cuckold." Hurry up, uncle, it's really exciting to think about the graceful figure of the landlord and aunt, and the sexy mountain of seductive crime! (To be continued.) )