Chapter 170: I just like to joke internationally
Gu Xiaotian "rubbed" a few times and climbed back to the tree, this time he climbed higher in one breath, and directly climbed onto a thigh-thick branch and sat on it. (8)(1)Δ Chinese Ω net.『 8⒈
The system has been prompting just now, and he didn't have time to listen carefully, so he was busy opening the system panel and taking a look.
I've already touched four more mission events, and just now one guy fell straight down, punched two unlucky guys, and finally kicked back one.
"Not bad...... These people are really my lucky stars! Looks like we're going to be able to complete the task soon. Gu Xiaotian sighed with satisfaction.
Then he thought about it, and shouted directly in his heart: "Bing Ling, you are ready to reward Lao Tzu for the task!" 4o point attributes, a little less Lao Tzu didn't play with you! ”
"......" Bing Ling was stunned and frowned, "Didn't you just mean to choose a task with no time limit?" It should be 25 o'clock! ”
When Gu Xiaotian heard this, he immediately shouted, "Who said that?" When did I say I was going to choose an indefinite mission? ”
"......" Bing Ling was silent for a moment before he said, "Didn't you just say that completing this task within 24 hours was an international joke?" ”
"That's right!" Gu Xiaotian nodded: "But I just like to make international jokes!" You've been with me for so long, don't you know me? ”
"......" Bing Ling was silent again, and after a while he defended, "But your tone and meaning just now obviously wanted to choose an indefinite task. ”
Gu Xiaotian immediately retorted: "I'll tell you, Bing Ling!" I've never said that you have to choose a task with no time limit, and you will be punished by the system if you set a task for the host privately. ”
"But just now, you obviously asked me to choose it for you."
"That's right, but I thought you'd understand that I was going to choose a time-bound mission! Who knew that you had been messing with me for so long, and your understanding hadn't improved at all, alas...... You've really let me down. ”
......Although Bing Ling had been trying his best to suppress his emotions, he was already so angry that he could only drop a sentence hatefully: "I won't tell you anymore!" I can't say anything about you. ”
"Well, then there's a time limit!"
"Got it!" Ice Spirit Qi whirred.
"Thank you." Gu Xiaotian suddenly smiled politely.
"......" Bing Ling was stunned again, Gu Xiaotian yelled at her, she was confused, and she was even more confused when she was polite to her.
After this problem was satisfactorily resolved, Gu Xiaotian looked up at the surroundings, Fei Fei and the eight bodyguards were standing in all directions not far away, surrounding him in the middle, they seemed to be walking around boringly, but in fact they had been paying attention to the surroundings.
It is estimated that as soon as he gives the order, they will immediately rush back and beat these guys under the tree.
Then Gu Xiaotian looked down at the situation under the tree again, and this group of guys actually sat on the ground and didn't move.
Now they already know very well, whoever climbs up again will definitely be kicked down by Gu Xiaotian, so no one dares to climb the tree anymore, just sit under the tree and wait for Gu Xiaotian to go down by himself, even if this guy is a cow. Force, you can't grow a pair of wings and run away!
Gu Xiaotian couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this, thinking that this is not good! If they don't climb, the mission will be stuck, and now there are five missions left to complete!
If you don't complete the task within the time limit, you can't let the ice spirit laugh to death!
Gu Xiaotian's eyes rolled around a few times, and finally his eyes fell on the bag of apples hanging on his arm.
With a smirk, he unwrapped the bag, took out an apple, and threw it at the head of one of the bodyguards.
"Smack!"
The apple hit the man's head, and with Gu Xiaotian's current strength, coupled with the gravity blessing of the falling object itself, it directly smashed him into a daze.
"What the hell is going on? Which of you smashed me? ”
System Prompt: Congratulations to the host for touching the four-star neural event and obtaining 4 attributes, and the remaining 4 points of the current unadded attributes.
"Smack!"
"Smack!"
It was the head of the two bodyguards again, and two angry roars followed, and they finally noticed that it was Gu Xiaotian on the tree who did it.
"Haha...... Big brothers, don't want chicken jelly. Gu Xiaotian suddenly laughed at this time: "I see that you are too bored to sit down, so I want to give you some apples to eat, don't be polite." ”
However, Gu Xiaotian still had some doubts in his heart, when did Lao Tzu's accuracy become so good? When I played basketball before, I didn't have a single shot!
The bodyguards were so angry that they jumped to their feet, but there was no way to take Gu Xiaotian, if they could, they would definitely want to knock down this tree now.
"I'll give you an apple!" A bodyguard finally couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the apple on the ground and threw it at Gu Xiaotian.
The apple flew towards Gu Xiaotian's chest without mistake, and when Gu Xiaotian saw this, he couldn't help but secretly say: "Although this guy's IQ is not high, his accuracy is quite good." ”
However, with his current reflexes, he directly reached out and grabbed the apple in his hand, and looked at the bodyguards below in a daze.
"I'm so kind to give you apples to eat, and you actually hit me with apples, it's really ruthless! See I don't smash you! Gu Xiaotian glared at the bodyguard and said fiercely.
Then with a flick of his right hand, the apple flew out, and the man was not stupid, he hurriedly jumped away from the spot when he saw Gu Xiaotian throwing the apple.
"! How did it hit me in the face. A bodyguard next to him suddenly felt dizzy, and lay on the ground with his head covered with a wail.
"Uh...... I'm so sorry, I missed it. Gu Xiaotian smiled apologetically.
He wasn't stupid, of course he knew that guy would hide, so he deliberately smashed the person next to him.
As soon as Gu Xiaotian looked at the system, he was still short of completing the last task.
At this moment, his mobile phone rang suddenly, and when he took it out, he saw that it was Ning Caiwei calling, and after connecting the phone, Ning Caiwei's concerned voice came from the other side.
"Xiaotian, haven't you dealt with the matter yet? Why haven't you come home for dinner yet? ”
"Okay, okay, I'll go home now." Gu Xiaotian laughed loudly.
"Hmmm......"
After hanging up the phone, Gu Xiaotian hugged the trunk of the tree and slid down, and after landing on the ground, he turned his head to these bodyguards and said, "My mother told me to go home for dinner, and I won't play with you anymore." ”
The bodyguards immediately surrounded him.
"Gu Shao, as long as you return the paper and pen that Mu Lan signed just now, we will definitely not bother you." Seeing Gu Xiaotian coming up, one of the bodyguards said, and used honorifics in his words.
"What is there to return paper and pen!" As Gu Xiaotian spoke, he had quietly taken out a pen from his trouser belt, and then secretly threw it on the ground behind him.
Two bodyguards saw it, they looked at each other, one of them wanted to pick up the pen immediately, but the other stared at him, and the former froze.
…… (To be continued.) )