"Wang. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Seeing bowls of dishes served on the table, Xiao Hei happily shook his tail, and his strength was so great that he swept a chair to the ground.

A family of four sat around the dinner table, looking happy.

Ay?

A family of four?

How can it be said so smoothly?

You are holding chopsticks, preparing to pick up vegetables, and suddenly you find that you have invisibly accepted the existence of Wu Qiyu.

Looking at Wu Qiyu's naturally beautiful smile, you suddenly found that in fact, you still have her in your heart, and her smile has long been deeply imprinted in your heart, in your brain, and it can't be erased.

"Hey, hey, why are you stunned?"

Your mother takes chopsticks and knocks you on the back side.

Touching your beaten head, you looked at her with a look of resentment: "Mom, don't hit me with the old tricks, it's really stupid to beat me again." ”

"Ouch, are you shy in front of your future daughter-in-law?"

You know that your mother is powerful, and you are in line with the "three noes" principle of not resisting, not talking back, and not speaking, and you bow your head and take care of your own rice.

This white rice is fragrant, and there are two pairs of chopsticks, respectively sandwiched fish and tofu into your bowl, you look up slightly in surprise, and find that the fish is sandwiched by Zhao'er, and the tofu is sandwiched by Wu Qixuan, and the two daughters have a faint smile on their faces.

You glanced at the second daughter, and then lowered your head to pick up the rice, oops, oops, what to do, how to choose, so annoying!

As a result, you hit your mother with chopsticks again.

"Look up! I have something to tell you. ”

"Oh."

At this time, you have eaten a bowl of rice, and raised your head aggrievedly.

"Oops."

As a result, he was hit with chopsticks again.

"If you get cheap and sell well, what kind of poor puppy can you pretend? You're a bastard, you're underwhelmed. ”

If there is a person in this world who can beat you unscrupulously, the person in front of you who gave birth to you and raised you is the one in front of you.

"Mom, someone else is here, you give me a little face."

You say with a grin.

Hitting is kissing, scolding is love; This sentence can be prepared to explain the love of all mothers in the world for their children. You also know in your heart that it has not been easy for your mother over the years, and she has indeed put a lot of thought into you, and every step she has done is for you.

She glanced at you angrily and said, "There are no outsiders here, they are all daughters-in-law recognized by the old lady." ”

You scratch your head, okay, you can't be serious with her at this time, she doesn't care about this matter anyway.

You have to get around this topic first, and you immediately ask, "Mom, didn't you say that you had something important to tell me before?" ”

Your mother seemed to have just remembered, and her face immediately sank: "Your grandma and Xiaoyu have already left for Yanjing, and when she was talking to Xiaoyu on the phone, she mentioned one thing to me, saying that you seem to have offended a ****** in Yanjing, called Shaoshuai, isn't it?" ”

Now that your mother already knows about it, you don't want to hide it anymore, so you nodded immediately: "Well, he seems to be from Truman's inner door, and there should be some background in the family, I will try to avoid ...... in the future."

"What to avoid? Is this what my Xiao Ying's son should say? Your mother's face immediately sank, and her eyes flashed with the familiar sharpness, "Son, you remember! In the future, if you encounter people surnamed Nangong and Cen who make trouble for you, you will abuse them for me, and you can beat them as hard as you can, as long as you don't kill people! ”

In the end, there was a fierce glint in your mother's eyes.

"Mom, does our family have an enmity with this Nangong and Cen family?"

"You don't have to worry about this, you just need to remember what I just said, and you must not let this bastard ride on our heads!"

"But the power of others seems to be very large, I'm afraid I can't carry it alone." You said this deliberately, and at the same time you wanted to get to the bottom of your mother.

As a result, your mother seemed to have seen through your little tricks, and snorted coldly: "You are the descendant of Li Tang's lineage, and you have Senluo eyes, are you afraid of those dog mongrels?" ”

Speaking of this, your mother added another sentence and asked, "By the way, the eight biochemistry, how many doors have you opened?" ”

You were stunned, you didn't expect your mother to know about the Eight Biological Chemistry, that is your top secret, and you have never told anyone so far!

As a result, your mother rolled her beautiful eyes: "Don't stare at me with such big eyes, your mother and I are the most outstanding geniuses of the Xiao family for more than a thousand years, and there is nothing in this world that I don't know!" ”

You scratch your head and stick out three fingers.

"Huh? The third gate, the birth gate? ”

You shook your head, moved three fingers, and said with a smile: "The three gates are the Jingmen, the Shengmen, and the Death Gate. ”

"Click, click......"

The chopsticks in your mother's hand fell naturally, and her whole body was in a sluggish state, and after a while, she suddenly got up, slapped the table and shouted, "It's really Sanmen!?" ”

Seeing that you nodded seriously, she sat down slowly, grabbed the bamboo basket with chopsticks in the kitchen out of thin air, and a pair of chopsticks flew into her hands several meters away.

This is the first time you've seen your mother show her skills!

She ignored your expression, but set up the dishes by herself, and after eating some food gracefully, she filled another bowl of soup and drank it all, and then she breathed a sigh of relief and said to you, "I'm scared to death!" ”

Wu Qiyu was also amused by your mother's exaggerated expression, covering her mouth and snickering on the side, Zhao'er didn't seem to understand this, tilted her head, and looked at you blankly.

"Three, my son actually opened three doors! The old thing is right, my son is really a genius among geniuses, Truman's old miscellaneous hair has been struggling for hundreds of years without just opening two doors, and now my son has opened three doors, hum, hahaha...... "Your mother's laughter stopped abruptly, and suddenly asked you, "What three doors did you just say opened?" ”

You're speechless, it's definitely the first time you've seen your mother so indifferent since you were born.

"The first gate, Jingmen."

I'm afraid she won't remember it again, so you're speaking very slowly this time.

"Jingmen, comprehend the innate true Qi, the avenue of the five elements of heaven and earth. Well, not bad. Your mother nodded, "What else?" ”

"The second gate, the birth gate."

"Ho Ho, Shengmen, Gather the Spiritual Qi of Heaven and Earth, Refining the Pill of Transformation, son, I can touch your light in this life as a mother." Your mother was overjoyed, her expression was like that of a mother who heard that her son, who had studied hard for eleven years, had finally been admitted to a world-class university, "What about the third course?" ”

"The third door, the door of death."

"Huh? Death's door? Your mother was stunned, frowned, and said, "In the Eight Doors of Biochemistry, where did the door of death come from?" ”

You were also stunned and asked, "No?" ”

"Well, of course. The eight biochemical sects are evolved from the Qimen Dunjia, which are respectively opened, rested, born, medium, injured, Du, Jing, and shocked, and there is no door to death. ”

You shook your head and said, "No, the eight gates I saw were birth, opening, rest, injury, Du, Jing, shock, and death, and there was no middle gate." Moreover, I could clearly feel the existence of the door of death, but I did not dare to open it, because there was a feeling that once the door of death was opened, it might never be closed. ”

Your mother was silent for a moment, then raised her hand and said, "Eat first, and then give me a rehearsal after eating." ”

"Okay."

A table of food was quickly wiped out by you, and you almost picked up the plate and licked it, and it was really happy to have an old mother who could cook—well, if only the wife you had married was so capable.