Chapter 271: I Want to Eat Ham Sausage
"Fog grass, what's the situation, is this a test of my humanity?" Xiao Yi stared at a pair of big eyes, scrutinizing the question. ΔeΔㄟ..
Originally, I wanted to drive this mentally handicapped woman away, but she had shown herself everything, and now it is a little unkind to drive people away. Xiao Yi thought evilly in his heart.
If someone else is here, they will definitely say that you are even more unkind if you leave her behind, but Xiao Yi can't care about this anymore.
"Uh...... That girl, do you want to drink some milk, no, eat something......" Xiao Yi stared closely at the pair of plump peaks on his chest, its height is the same as that of Li Mengmeng, no, it should be better.
"Something? Eating...... I want to eat ......."
can also communicate, so it should be considered a retarded person.
When the mentally handicapped woman heard that there was something to eat, she immediately ran to Xiao Yi, rummaging here and there on him, but Xiao Yi had nothing to eat, just now she just said that she had leaked her mouth.
As the mentally handicapped woman approached, a strong sour smell came to her nose.
"Vomit ......"
The little brother, who was still emotional, immediately wilted. No matter how good her figure is, in this environment, Xiao Yi really can't ignite the fire in her heart.
"Girl, let's take a shower first, you stink too much!" Xiao Yi said with his nose covered.
"No, I want to eat!"
The mentally handicapped woman ignored it, and still kept rummaging in front of Xiao Yi, as if she was rummaging through garbage. All the time, the little hand had reached into Xiao Yi's crotch.
"Stop, stop!"
Xiao Yi trembled violently and grabbed the handicapped woman's hand. If you let her go down, she can't help but do something that everyone and God are angry about.
"Don't ...... I'm going to eat...... "Where would the mentally handicapped woman listen to Xiao Yi's words, otherwise she wouldn't be an idiot, and continued to rummage through Xiao Yi's crotch.
"What is this? You've got ham sausages hidden in your pants, take them out......"
The mentally handicapped woman dragged Xiao Yat's crotch twice, but did not pull out the ham sausage, so she simply took out her hand and pointed directly at Xiao Yat's nose.
Xiao Yi held the egg, it hurt a little, but it was very cool, otherwise he would have given her up?
"Grass, Lao Tzu is still not a human, he actually thinks badly of an idiot." Xiao Yi secretly scolded himself in his heart, but he was indeed a.
Xiao Yi slapped himself hard, felt a lot calmer, and then said to the mentally handicapped woman: "You stay here, I'll buy you food." ”
After speaking, Xiao Yi turned around and was about to leave, but after taking a few steps, the mentally handicapped woman followed.
"Ham sausage...... I want ham sausage......"
"Okay, okay, buy it for you!" Xiao Yi was speechless, no wonder those island country blockbusters basically have scenes of eating ham sausages, even mentally handicapped women like it, how can they not like it.
And for an idiot, will she understand you?
The answer is definitely not.
"No, I want it now, you must go out and eat ham sausage secretly!" The mentally handicapped woman stopped in front of Xiao Yat and refused to let go.
Grass, Lao Tzu is not engaged in base, I will eat ham sausage? Xiao Yi was embarrassed.
For an idiot, Xiao Yat obviously can't reason with her with normal thinking. But fortunately, there was still a box of chewing gum in her pocket, and under Xiao Yi's repeated temptation, the mentally handicapped woman was finally willing to let Xiao Yi leave.
While the mentally handicapped woman was waiting again, Xiao Yat finally came back, and brought back a lot of plastic bags. Of course, someone has to clean up this garbage.
So the mentally handicapped woman ate the KFC and sauerkraut fish that Xiao Yat bought, while Xiao Yat kept cleaning. And this cleaning is three or four hours, during which the mentally handicapped woman also comes to help Xiao Yi clean.
What are you kidding, it's good if a mentally handicapped woman doesn't make trouble, and she will help you clean up? In the end, under Xiao Yi's repeated drive, the mentally handicapped woman entered the bathroom.
Nonsense, she's so dirty, can she not wash it well?
Finally, after Xiao Yat dragged the ground 5 times and sprayed the spray 8 times, the hall finally returned to this. Fortunately, the only polluted place is the hall, otherwise Xiao Yi would have quit a long time ago.
"Grass, why hasn't this mentally handicapped woman come out yet, it's been almost three hours since she went in. , it can't be drowned in the bath, right? ”
Xiao Yi scolded and hurriedly ran to the bathroom.
"Smack!" opened it, and Xiao Yi was stunned.
Damn, this mentally handicapped woman actually fell asleep in the bathroom! And what she was like when she came in, and still is. The dirty head, the black body, and the unpleasant smell.
"Hemp egg!" It was the first time that Xiao Yat had said so many swear words in one day.
didn't think much about it, turned on the faucet and squirted at the mentally handicapped woman.
"Ah...... Ah......" immediately screamed again and again, and the mentally handicapped woman covered her face and wanted to get out. But how can it be so simple, Xiao Yi raised his hand and gave the mentally handicapped girl an acupoint.
"What's it called? Grass, Lao Tzu can be regarded as blood mold that has poured eight lifetimes in this life, and I met you big idiot. Xiao Yi scolded while holding a bath towel and wiping it on the mentally handicapped woman's body.
It may be that the mentally handicapped woman felt comfortable, and she was still screaming again and again, but gradually she stopped screaming, and she still had an expression of enjoyment on her face.
However, Xiao Yi couldn't stand it anymore, and just now he was in a hurry to bathe the mentally handicapped girl, but the mentally handicapped girl who gradually got rid of the dirt gradually revealed her appearance.
Pretty, pretty. No wonder there are poems that are well written, calling out the mud but not stained, and the clear ripples without demons, this is simply the water hibiscus, Snow White in the garbage heap.
Moreover, this mentally handicapped woman still has some sense of déjà vu, but Xiao Yi can't remember it for a while.
"Bath, bath, bath, ......"
Seeing that Xiao Yi stopped, the mentally handicapped woman grabbed Xiao Yi's hand and pressed it on the pair of proud twin peaks, "Take a bath, take a bath, wash quickly, wash quickly......"
An unprecedented pleasure suddenly spread from the palm of his hand to his brain, and then a certain position immediately raised his head as if he had received an order.
Grass, I was actually tempted by a mentally handicapped woman. Xiao Yat scolded himself for not being angry, but suddenly Xiao Yat had a very serious problem.
Didn't the mentally handicapped woman get her own blood? So how can she still ......
Watching her hands glide past the pair of proud twin peaks without moving, the pleasure was gone, replaced by questions, and a huge question mark came to mind.
Still, such a strong pleasure overcame the doubts in my heart. Xiao Yi couldn't stay any longer, and there were only two kinds of results if he stayed any longer, one was that he ate her, and the other was that she was eaten by herself.
Although Xiao Yi is lustful, he is not enough to attack a mentally handicapped girl.
"Uh...... Wash it yourself, I'll go out and breathe. ”
Xiao Yi got up and was about to leave, but the mentally handicapped woman grabbed his hand, "Don't, I want you to help me take a bath." Hey, what's in your pants? ”
The mentally handicapped woman pointed to Xiao Yat's small tent.
"Uh...... This ......" Xiao Yi's old face was embarrassed.
"Oh, it must be you hiding the ham sausage, take it out, I want to eat it!"