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Weiss stood triumphantly. The extraordinary performance of his talent made his heart full of joy. There is a foreign proverb called "who-laughs-last-laughs-best" - the winner is the last laugh, Wei Si feels that he is very powerful, even after experiencing the previous embarrassing scene, in the end, he still relied on his own strength to win!

"It's your misfortune to be on the same stage with me......"

Weiss shook his head.

The eyes are full of schadenfreude!

In the previous opening, Q&A, and writing poems, Wei Si felt that in addition to being a little embarrassed to read the wrong "score", his words and deeds were not bad;

The reason why he didn't beat the "male nerves" like the "male gods" in the past is because Lei Feng is too shameless and shameless.

"Is his opening as handsome as me?"

"Does his poem have my connotation?"

"He's just thicker than me!"

Wei Si felt that it was a mistake for him to let Director Wang put on a "sheep suit" for Lei Feng before the show - not only could not hit the cheeky Lei Feng, but also made him more attention-grabbing!

Fortunately, this time it's about singing!

In this regard, Wei Si knows himself and his opponent!

He knew that Lei Feng's singing skills were average; And his own dolphin voice is a nirvana! So no matter what the other party is - even if Lei Feng wants to win by surprise and chooses an original and spoof new song - he is still invincible!

But winning alone is not enough!

Wei Si didn't want to forget it!

The reason why he chose to sing first was because he was eager to prove himself, and on the other hand, he wanted to make Lei Feng embarrassed!

It is said that throwing bricks leads to jade-

I threw the jade today, can you still get your hands on the brick?

Wei Si is full of malice!

......

Offstage, the staff of the program team smiled.

They are very satisfied with Wei Si's song "But"!

The show "God and Nerve" mainly focuses on the performance of male gods and goddesses; The existence of "nerves" is more to contrast the excellence of "God"!

After all, judging from past experience, no matter how well male nerves perform, their "audience" is not much; On the other hand, no matter how bad the male god is, he still has their fans who will not abandon him - of course, it would be better if the "god" and "nerves" each showed their "good" side!

"You're in the right place!"

"The little prince of dolphin sound, it really lives up to its name!"

"This one called Lei Feng is not good to sing."

"The ...... that should be let the male nerve go first"

"It is estimated that it will be ...... cold"

“......”

The program crew whispered privately.

And the live webcast room.

Countless netizens who watched the live broadcast also spoke one after another-

"This dolphin sound is amazing!"

"That's so good!!"

"I scored 82 points for this song "But", and I will give you the remaining 18 points in the form of 666!"

"Weiss!!"

"Male God!!"

"Male god, I'm going to give you a monkey!!"

"After three years in a different place, I finally met my girlfriend, I asked for a haircut, but she refused to live or die, I think she must be someone outside. Later, I communicated and found out that it was a false alarm, she was just pregnant, and it scared me to death."

"Upstairs 666"

"It doesn't matter if the hat is green! Don't be crooked! ”

"Stop arguing!! Kill Matt's brother and sing!! ”

"Is it "Taimu Humanity"?"

"I don't know what the song is, but it's definitely not as good as the dolphin sound......"

"Killing Brother Matt is a loss!"

"I'm not too demanding, just be funny"

“......”

On the big screen, the subtitles are tumbling!

Netizens left messages one after another, and finally came up with an opinion - let Lei Feng use a "perfect broken sound" to "face" the dolphin sound!

......

......

And at this time.

Lei Feng stood silently on the stage.

His expression remained the same, but his mind was completely immersed in a magical place!

It's dark again!

Just like when I first saw the Thor system!

But the only difference is that there is a turntable in this chaotic and dark space!

The turntable is one person high!

It's roughly divided into four areas! The area is divided into four colors (red, gold, white, and black), and there are countless small characters on it, which makes you feel dizzy at a glance.

"Is this the 'random exchange function'?"

Lei Feng stared at the turntable.

"Ding!"

The system sounded: "This is the random exchange wheel!" ”

With the introduction of the system, Lei Feng learned that this "random exchange wheel" is somewhat similar to the compass used by the mud bodhisattva in "Fengyun", and its four areas, "red" represents "skill"; "Gold" stands for "ability"; "White" stands for "physical fitness plus"; "Black" stands for "Item (Virtual)".

For every "100 points", you can run this wheel once!

Every time you spin, you'll be exchanged for a random item!

Random exchange is equal to a lottery, although the Thor system is cheating, it is undeniable that there are infinite treasures hidden in it, even if you get a trace, you can benefit for life!

Lei Feng is very excited!

As far as his heart is concerned, Lei Feng hopes to draw the "Golden Ability" the most!

- Even if you lose to Weiss next!

But realistically, the "Golden Ability Zone" only occupies a tiny part of the entire turntable! -- When added to the "white (physical) zone", it occupies less than one-tenth of the "red zone"; And the "black area (virtual item)" has a larger area!

"God forbid!"

Lei Feng couldn't see the small words in the four areas clearly, so he could only pray in his heart.

He didn't expect this "random exchange function" to be like this, and the original intention of wanting to draw "singing" at the beginning has changed a little.

"Leave it to fate!"

After asking the system and confirming that the lottery was completely random, Lei Feng no longer hesitated and decided to start!

"System, start the lottery!"

"Ding!"

With the command in Lei Feng's heart, the huge turntable that is one person high began to rotate!

A "cursor" appears on the turntable!

Keep skimming over the four major areas!

Red! Golden! White! Black! ...... The cursor is not like a pointer, it doesn't move from side to side, but it goes up and down!

"Buzz~~~"

It seems like a long time, and it seems like an instant.

Turntable slowdown!

The small cursor, striking, flashing red, flashing gold, and then flashing white, then slowly left the black area and moved into the red area again!

Red Zone!

Skill Zone!

Lei Feng breathed heavily and concentrated!

The turntable gradually stopped!

On it, the font seems to get bigger!

"Calligraphy (Kanji/Hard Pen/Beginner)", "Painting (Oil Painting/Beginner)", "Piano (Piano/Beginner)", "Medicine (Traditional Chinese Medicine/Beginner)", "Dance (Beginner)", "Taekwondo (Beginner)", "Cook (Beginner)", "Rice Transplanting (Beginner)", "Pig Raising (Beginner)", "Lockpicking (Beginner)......

Sweep the cursor across the cursor one by one!

Some of the skills made Lei Feng sweat profusely, such as "Technique in the Room (Elementary)", which made Lei Feng stunned!

"Ding!"

There was a soft sound.

The turntable has finally stopped!

Lei Feng saw that the turntable was no longer rotating, but the cursor was still up and down; In the column where it is located, there are ten major skills -

"Deception (Beginner)"

"Bottle blowing (beer)"

"Electrical Repair (Elementary)"

"Computer Technology (Elementary)"

"Mental Arithmetic (Elementary)"

"Acting (Film & TV/Elementary)"

"Singing (Intermediate)"

"Mobile Foil"

"Imitation (Voice/Elementary)"

"Massage (Beginner)"!

Top 10 Skills!

"! Have singing skills!! And it's an intermediate skill!! ”

Lei Feng's eyes widened!

The cursor goes up and down...

"Be sure to draw 'Singing (Intermediate)'! ...... At the very least, it can't be a mobile phone film! ~~”

Lei Feng shouted in his heart!

"Ding!"

Another soft bang!

Lei Feng's heart skipped a beat.

"Singing (Intermediate)...... Singing (intermediate) ......" Lei Feng thought silently in his heart, and slowly looked at the turntable-

"Imitation (Voice/Elementary)" !!

There is no intermediate singing ability......

Lei Feng was a little lost.

Although he doesn't know how powerful the intermediate skills are, he spent "100 points" thunder points this time, and the original intention was to deal with the next singing PK; Now I have won a "imitation" ability, and it is still a beginner skill, but it has deviated from the goal.

I asked the system and found that there were 19 points left in the "Lei Ren Point", and Lei Feng was full of cows.

These 119 points are thunderous points, but they are the "savings" of the past few days!

The three videos -- the simplified version of "Taimu Humanity", the official version, and "Brother is Just a Legend" -- have a total of 2.03 million views, and at an exchange rate of about 20,000 to 1, "discounted" into more than 100 thunder points today. I was going to keep it, but now that I have returned to the pre-liberation period, I have more than "1 day" of "Yang Shou" left......

"Forget it, anyway, those three videos still have potential to be tapped, and I fed myself a bag of salt before, and I must have thundered many people, I am singing a thunder song now, it should-"

Lei Feng was thinking about it, and a magical feeling arose spontaneously!

Imitation (Voice/Elementary)!

Lei Feng suddenly found that he had returned to reality, and he seemed to have learned something, listening to the voices of the host and audience on and off the stage, it seemed that he could imitate one or two!

"That's right! Can I imitate dolphin sounds? ”

Lei Feng was excited!

If you can imitate the dolphin voice of the "previous life" Vitas, then there is still a lot of hope for beating Weiss!

"Ding!"

"The host thinks too much." The nasty voice of the Thor system sounded, "The voice imitation ability exchanged by the host is only rudimentary, and it can imitate the dialogue of ordinary characters, or some relatively simple songs; If you want to imitate the dolphin voice, you need to exchange 'Voice' points and upgrade your voice imitation skill to an advanced level! ”

“......”

Lei Feng was very hurt.

He secretly asked in his heart if he could imitate the "Pavarotti tenor", or some flowery soprano, but was decisively denied by the Thor system!

"Your sister~~ Then what should I do with the dolphin sound PK~~" Watching Chen Li walk aside on the stage, she wanted to keep the stage for singing, Lei Feng wanted to cry without tears.

Imitate elementary, simple songs...... Lei Feng's thoughts turned, and he finally gave up. It's better to find a thunderous song, at least it can attract a lot of eyeballs......

"Huh? By the way—"

Lei Feng suddenly remembered someone-

A person whose voice is very "distinctive", but not so difficult to imitate!

After inquiring about the system and getting affirmation, Lei Feng excitedly strode off the stage and "borrowed" a guitar!

"Hello everyone, an 'original' song, for everyone ......"

Lei Feng sat down and plucked the strings; Then, a "female" song that made all the audience present "creepy", "goosebumps", and "never expected" suddenly sounded-

"When you're alone, it's not that you don't want you~~"