The mood of the tsundere person came and went quickly, Zhang Tingxiu pointed ahead and shouted; "Brother, look at it...... There seems to be activity over there. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Zhang Yun looked up, it turned out to be a singing competition, no wonder Zhang Tingxiu was interested.

Zhang Tingxiu held her face and pointed to the prize above; "Wow...... Two-meter-tall giant bear...... Ernie sauce, you've got to help me win it back! ”

Zhang Yun said strangely; "Aren't you the one who likes to show the most? Don't you like singing in crowded places? Why don't you go yourself! ”

After speaking, Zhang Yun gave a thumbs up; "I'm sure you're going up and singing with you in the last summer, the absolute first place."

Zhang Tingxiu squirmed; "I don't want to use this baby at the bottom of the box now, I want to use it during the talent show."

Zhang Yun hesitated; "I ...... I don't want to sing, I feel ...... Full of shame! ”

Zhang Tingxiu said indignantly; "Are you disgusted? Give me up, if you don't take the first place, I'll ...... I'll just ...... Ignore you for a week. ”

Zhang Yun smiled bitterly; "Alright! All right! I'll sign up right away. ”

Zhang Yun walked to the girl who signed up and got a number plate very smoothly, No. 7.

In fact, it is quite a test of shame on such an occasion, so not many people go up to sing.

Naturally, there are even fewer people who sing well, and most of them are forced to sing on stage by their girlfriends, just like Zhang Yun.

Now a certain fat man singing on stage, his singing skills are really not flattering, and he is out of tune and roaring and breaking his voice, which is simply rotten.

Zhang Yun thought [Do you want to go up and sing a song "My Skateboard Shoes"? ”】

This song has the power of a demon, although the singing is strange, but there is a magic that attracts everyone to listen to this song and ...... Sing along.

Otherwise, why would this song be popular? It's because it has magical powers!

Of course, Zhang Yun won't really sing this kind of song, in case the people here don't understand the magic of this song, then he will be embarrassed.

Just change to a song that has magical power, what the hell is it singing?

Soon Zhang Yun thought of a song, absolutely demonic, Zhang Yun laughed evilly, as if announcing the conquest of the world of the funny demon king.

Soon it was Zhang Yun's turn to sing, and the host girl said enthusiastically; "What does the handsome guy want to sing?"

ZHANG Yundao; "Original songs, so I'll do the soundtrack."

The host blinked his eyes at the little star; "Really? Sure enough, it's a folk master! Let's hear about it! ”

As soon as they heard that it was an original song, the audience pricked up their ears.

In fact, this singing competition is very unprofessional, and it is common to walk away, etc., and such singing can only amuse the audience.

However, it can barely play a good onlooker effect, watching the shame party shame performance on the stage.

Zhang Yun sat in front of the piano, and a very rhythmic note popped out.

The audience thought it was not bad, and then Zhang Yun sang in a pseudonym; "One day when I was idle, I asked my sister to tell me a joke."

Although the lyrics are a bit bizarre, the audience can barely accept them.

Maybe it's a kind of narration dialogue song, and there are quite a few of them.

"The thing opened his mouth and started laughing before he could speak, babbling hahahahahaha......"

Zhang Yunxia sang, and the audience was not good, their eyes widened and they looked surprised.

It's as if this song has an invisible magic, although I don't want to listen to it because I think it's weird and pollutes my ears.

But I couldn't move my footsteps, and I wanted to finish listening......

"It's really not that my laughter is too low, my jokes are too awesome, take a deep breath after telling it, and look back at my brother."

"Babbling hahahaha~~~~"

The audience couldn't help but sing along, but in fact, they were simply poked at the joke; "Ahahaha......"

Spectator; "This song is too NB, who wrote such a genius song!"

The whole atmosphere was heated up, and there were more and more onlookers.

Zhang Tingxiu covered her face in shame, when had she ever told such a joke, such a joke was too embarrassing.

After singing the song, the audience couldn't help but applaud, and the applause was deafening.

The host wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of his eyes; "Sir, what is the name of this song?"

Zhang Yun is a serious way; "Song of Neuropathy ......"

Compere; "Hahaha...... Fruit...... Sure enough, the song is as ...... name suggests."

Compere; "Is your sister there?"

Zhang Yun was stunned for a moment and said; "Yes! Of course, my sister really wants this big bear! ”

Compere; "I invited this gentleman's sister to the stage, what kind of strange woman can tell such a joke? Let's wait and see. ”

Thirty seconds passed, and there was no movement in the audience.

One minute, five minutes passed, and there was no movement in the audience......

At this moment, Zhang Tingxiu was ashamed and wanted to strangle her brother to death, how could she be embarrassed on stage?

The host said embarrassedly; "It seems that your sister is not here, maybe it's to solve the three emergencies!"

The moderator added; "Sir, wait a minute, wait for the others to finish singing, and let the audience comment on who is the champion."

Zhang Yun nodded understandingly; "Okay!"

After Zhang Yun stepped down, the host said; "Next one, please."

No one came......

The host brought again; "Next player, please come on stage."

Still no one came......

The staff stepped forward in a panic; "There's no one left, and the people behind are gone."

A long list of whispers followed......

The host laughed dryly; "Well, when the other contestants heard the amazing singing voice just now, they immediately lost their confidence...... Next, let's choose the key, who do you say you will choose? ”

The result was expected by the host, naturally it was Zhang Yun, who would he not give Zhang Yun to?

This song will give him 82 points, and the rest will be sent to him in the form of 666.

Zhang Yun successfully got the oversized rag doll, carried it with one hand, smiled and nodded to the audience and got off the stage.

Pedestrians naturally got out of the way, after all, Zhang Yun's rag doll was inconvenient.

Zhang Yun shouted; "Xiuxiu, what about you? The rag doll got it, the rag doll you want...... Super big, super soft, super cute, yo ......"

The audience is looking forward to it, and they are eager to meet the legendary sister.

And Zhang Tingxiu had already run away, it was too embarrassing, and she felt that her face was hot.

She swore that she would strangle her brother to death, it was too much, how could she talk nonsense?

When did you ever make such a weird joke? It's just a shame.

Ten minutes later, Zhang Yun called Zhang Tingxiu's mobile phone to find someone, Zhang Yun stepped forward and said speechlessly; "What's wrong with you?"

Zhang Tingxiu screamed and pounced; "I told you to sing, I told you to sing, strangle you, strangle you......"

Zhang Yun coughed painfully; "Stop...... Stop it...... It's so uncomfortable......"

Of course, Zhang Yun is pretending, Zhang Tingxiu didn't use much strength, even if she used all her strength, she couldn't strangle Zhang Yun.

There will be no pain, after all, Zhang Yun is a man with a golden finger, and his body has been strengthened.

ps; "I wanted to update it crazy.,Because 30w words can be put on the shelves.,There's no way to be a full-time author who is poor and now it's a penniless state.,I heard the editor say it's not good.,So forget it.,Yesterday 4 more.,Originally collected 68 but now it's 66...... Is it not well written? Uninteresting? …… What a blow......"