"An old and perverted old man?" Zhang Aiyi glanced at Lin Nan strangely, "What year of information are you!" I think it's good for Ling to forget to be the president of the Xingmang Tower! ”

"You have a crush on your son-in-law!" Lin Nan pursed his lips with infinite disdain!

"Haha, yes, yes, that's it!" Zhang Aiyi was actually a rare playful, "Hurry up and pack up and prepare to welcome your future brother-in-law!" ”

"Eh, mom, you're so disgusting, are you really going to find a husband for my sister, don't you ask her for her opinion, after all, he used to be my brother."

"Ask for the opinion of a fart, a person who has worn high heels, worn a skirt, and come to a great aunt, if you don't find a husband, it is difficult to find a wife, of course my daughter's sexual orientation is normal." Zhang Aiyi said confidently.

Lin Nan was speechless for a while, that, my mother's words actually make sense.

……

"The ghost wants to be your wife, forget you bastard, let go of me!" was actually forcibly kissed by this guy, Lin Yixue retched for a while, and almost vomited like this.

"Huh? Xiaoxue, what's wrong with you? Seeing Lin Yixue, who was retching, Ling Forget asked worriedly.

"It can't be pregnant!" Ling Wu was suddenly excited, "Impossible, my mother said, kissing will not get pregnant." Ling Forget muttered to himself!

"You ......" Lin Yixue was speechless to this rascal, pregnant with your sister, you can still be a little ashamed, "Did your mother tell you that it is very rude to secretly take away someone's first kiss, you pervert, I am disgusted by you!" ”

"First kiss!" Ling forgot that this product was like a treasure, and he was so excited that he almost didn't go to the sky and the sun side by side, "It turned out to be true, I actually got your first kiss, oh, God!" Give me death! ”

It's over, looking at Ling Forget, who has already been in the brain, Lin Yixue feels that she has revealed some news. Sure enough, no matter how pure and coquettish a man is, he will become a master of love words in front of his beloved woman!

Too lazy to pay attention to this guy who has completely forgotten the meaning of the word cheek, Lin Yixue raised his feet and walked home, he didn't believe it, this thing can still mess around at home, really, if it weren't for the sake of him sacrificing his life to save his parents, I just really wanted an ice blade to end this thing, of course, it had to be done secretly, otherwise I couldn't beat him.

It's so sad!

As soon as she entered the door, Lin Yixue actually found that her mother was sneakily coming down from the upstairs bedroom, as if she was still holding something in her hand.

Seeing Lin Yixue coming back, Zhang Aiyi hurriedly waved at Lin Yixue.

"What?" Lin Yixue was very puzzled, didn't my mother commit something crazy today, how did she feel abnormal.

Without saying a word, Zhang Ai picked up Lin Yixue and walked to the kitchen next to her, and mysteriously stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Lin Yixue's eyes.

Lin Yixue wanted to laugh, what is this for, she can't think of herself as a blind person, "What's the matter, Mom, what are you doing?" What are you shaking, it's not like I can't see it! ”

"Don't make a sound, I'm just going to see if you're carried away by love." Zhang Aiyi was rare and serious.

"Love?" Lin Yixue almost cried out, "I was just kissed by him, how did it become love?" ”

"You were kissed on the toe by him!" Zhang Ai was not shocked, and he died endlessly.

"You...... How do you know this? "Lin Yixue is like seeing a ghost.

"If you are kissed on the toe, you will marry someone!" Zhang Aiyi is like a demon.

Eh, Lin Yixue has a feeling that she wants to kill her relatives in righteousness, why is this superb mother suddenly in such a hurry to marry herself, or is it that Ling Forget's character exploded?

Seeing Zhang Aiyi's right hand behind his back, as if he was hiding something, he couldn't help but be surprised: "What are you hiding?" Sneaky! ”

"Hey, hey......" Zhang Aiyi laughed wickedly, "That, girl, mom is a good thing here, come, mom asks you, do you know what this is?" Zhang Aiyi said and suddenly pulled out a big cucumber from his back.

Wow, it's a cucumber again, why can't I get along with a cucumber all the time?

"Cucumber, don't take me for a fool, okay, what do you want, just say it." Lin Yixue rolled her eyes.

Zhang Ai's expression on her face was momentarily sluggish, and then she calmly took Lin Yixue's hand and explained: "Of course Mom knows that this is a cucumber, but here we temporarily treat it as a thing, a thing that only men have, you know what Mom is talking about!" “

Lin Yixue looked at this old mother who was about to ascend to heaven in horror, what did she want to do?

"Oh, I forgot, you used to have this thing! By the way, it's something you've had before, this, it's actually just a little thing between men and women, this is like a man's thing, this is like our women's thing. Zhang Aiyi clenched his fists, then grabbed the cucumber, and twitched back and forth twice, looking at Lin Yixue expectantly, "Got it, daughter!" “

Bang Dang!

Lin Yixue felt that her heart was bursting, and she quickly pinched this paragraph, and Zhang Aiyi was shocked and nervous!

"Look, Mom has something else for you!" Zhang Aiyi mysteriously took out the things hidden behind him, and actually said a book of sexual postures!

"Let me tell you, my mother is alive with this book, and now I will pass her on to you!"

Well, Lin Yixue found out that her heart didn't explode, but it blew up directly, which was too thunderous, what to do, where to go, and actually started to give herself sex education.

"Alright, Mom, I understand what you're saying!" Lin Yixue glanced at Zhang Ai shyly, wanting to end this shameful topic quickly, her face was almost hot.

"You know?" Zhang Aiyi's eyes suddenly began to glow, "How do you understand this, tell my mother quickly, how do you know?" ”

Annoyed by Zhang Ai, Lin Yixue shouted helplessly: "There are many in the computer in the study!" ”

"Really? You girl, why didn't you tell your mother earlier! Zhang Aiyi had an expression of knowing each other and hating each other, "Hey, what are you doing, my mother still has the most important trick left to you." ”

Hurriedly pulled back Lin Yixue, who wanted to retreat, Zhang Aiyi fumbled in his pocket for a long time, and finally took out another baby......

Seeing the things in Zhang Aiyi's hand, Lin Yixue was taken aback, didn't she, she even took out a condom.

"Mom, what are you going to do?" Lin Yixue looked at this Aiyi nervously, she really couldn't guess what this mother who didn't follow the routine wanted to do.

"You know this thing, condoms, we women must learn to protect ourselves, then, just like this......" Zhang Aiyi skillfully tore open the condom and put it directly on the cucumber in his hand.

"That's it, a girl must know how to protect herself, my mother is not against you falling in love, go ahead, give my mother and her whole grandson out!" Zhang Aiyi ignored Lin Yixue, who was already ashamed and was about to suffocate, and stabbed the cucumber in his hand as he spoke.

"That...... Aunt Zhang, what are you holding in your hand! Suddenly, a voice full of magnetism appeared at the door, and it was Ling Forget.

I'll take it, Zhang Aiyi is still holding a big cucumber!

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