Five thunderbolts?!

Lei Feng was stunned. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Original sketches, how is it possible? This is not pretending to be a family wine, this is a national competition of "Straight to the Spring Festival Gala", although there are no big guys who are resident in the Spring Festival Gala, but the strength of the other members should not be underestimated, after all, they have been preparing for a year, and they definitely have good works at hand!

And he's just a guy who didn't even graduate from high school!

After taking shit luck and crossing into a parallel world, I have so much confidence to be able to plagiarize, but now I have to rely on my own original sketches, which is too difficult for strong people!

"System, are you cheating on me? Five thunderbolts, you want to kill me?! ”

Lei Feng is going crazy!

"Ding!"

"Don't worry, the host is the inheritor of the god of thunder, and the five thunders will not die, at most, half dead."

Lei Feng: "......"

Half-dead your sister!

If you want to cut me halfway, how can I live!

"No! Absolutely not! System you can't do this, this task you take back! ”

"I'm sorry, but once a task is released, the only way to do it is to carry it out."

"But it's too hard for a strong man!"

"It's because you're not confident enough."

"It's not a question of self-confidence or not, I'm just an ordinary person, and I haven't even graduated from high school in the two lives combined, yes, I'm crossed, but I'm not a fairy, how can I write something like a sketch?"

"You haven't even tried it, so why do you think you can't do it!"

The system sound suddenly accentuated!

Inexplicably with a hint of anger!

Lei Feng was stunned.

"System, do you have emotions?"

"Nonsense, I'm not dead."

"......, I'll rub it, then why didn't you show it before?"

"If you don't make small talk with me, why do you blame me? It's because you've always treated me like a machine system that your favorability is so low! ”

"......, what's the favorability?"

"Favorability is favorability, low favorability will have such a task, high favorability, high probability of task triggering, low difficulty, good reward, and relatively low failure punishment."

“......”

You are paralyzed!

Lei Feng scolded in his heart!

"Host, I can hear your scolding."

“......”

Leifeng is full of cows!

What a cheat!

You said this thing earlier, I said that I would do everything I could to improve my favorability.

"How do you improve your favorability?"

Lei Feng asked.

"Get the job done, and, talk to me more." The system sounded, her voice was very similar to Qufeng Song, but it was a little more mature, and at this time, seeing Lei Feng fall into a collapse, she continued, "Host, if you want to become a thunder god, you must not be confident. Hemingway said that man can be destroyed, but not defeated; Our Thor has a lower bottom line and can be defeated, but we must not even have the courage to fight! ”

Her tone was very heavy, and suddenly turned lighter: "You haven't tried, why can't you say you can't; You can make original MVs such as "Taimu Humanity" and "Love Trading", and you can make original videos such as "Superman" and "Supergirl", why can't you make a sketch?

"Is the sketch so lofty? It's just a form of performance, it's just a thing to entertain the public, and while you're afraid, you're actually looking down on yourself, and you don't necessarily look down on yourself, but you never really look down on yourself. ”

The system voice said.

Lei Feng fell silent.

After a long time, he sighed.

I haven't tried it, so why can't I?

This sentence asks where it hurts.

Lei Feng asked himself, he really didn't even think about trying.

In fact, if you think about it, the system task requires the improvement of the "Selling Abduction" trilogy, and there are not too many restrictions, at least the many brain teasers and many jokes in the previous life... It's all usable; With these things, it already has a great advantage, and there is still a period of time for 16 to 8, and it may not be impossible to make a work.

"Okay, I'll try!"

Lei Feng nodded.

The moment he nodded, Lei Feng suddenly felt that he was a little different at this moment, this may be the first inner transformation he had come to this world.

This is also felt by the system.

But soon, she felt that it was just a delusion.

"System, you play by yourself first, and when I solve this task, I will chat with you~" Lei Feng's voice appeared in his mind, and his tone was extremely flattering.

...

Of course, dreams are abundant, and reality is skinny.

Not everyone can "explode" like the protagonist of the novel when they are full of enthusiasm.

Thundercloud Society.

Lei Feng bit the tip of his pen frantically and stared at a piece of paper full of drafts.

"Damn, how the hell do you get it? It's so hard! ”

Lei Feng had a headache.

He tried to write a sketch script several times, but the results were unsatisfactory, although it can't be said to be bad, but compared with "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars", it is too far behind.

"Lack of inspiration!"

Lei Feng threw down his pen.

Picked up the teacup and took a sip.

Today is Saturday, Zhang Qingqing took Wang Xijun and others out to participate in a commercial performance in a county, and Xian Xian went back to his hometown.

"Let's go out for a walk, combine work and rest, maybe you can find inspiration."

Lei Feng put away his things and walked downstairs.

"Qu-hey, asleep?"

Lei Feng was about to shout Qufeng Song, but he saw this girl lying on the sofa, facing the TV that was still on, wrapped in a quilt, and sleeping soundly.

"Asleep?"

Lei Feng's eyes lit up!

He remembered the last "Huashan on cheapness", although it was a little nonsensical, but in retrospect, the imagination in this girl's dream was still very rich, and this kind of fantasy scene might be able to open his mind.

"I don't know if I'm dreaming..."

Thunder Peak's ability activates.

Consciousness is out of the body, and it escapes to the song of the song.

Burst!

Lei Feng felt as if he had pierced a membrane, and a flower appeared in a mountain in front of him.

"I made it!"

Lei Feng was overjoyed!

At the same time, he was speechless.

Qu Fengge is really the most dreamy he has ever seen, he dreams completely as long as he sleeps, without exception.

"What kind of dream is this? I hope it stimulates my brain. ”

Lei Feng looked around, only to see that the place where he was a barren mountain and wilderness, surrounded by green mountains and green waters, and a mountain forest in front of him, quite like an environment that had not been polluted in ancient times.

"It's good not to be a stick figure."

Lei Feng muttered.

Just thinking about it, suddenly a "da-da" sound sounded from afar.

Lei Feng looked up and saw a group of five people in the distance, coming on horseback, all five of them were dressed in ancient costumes, and the horse's hooves brought up a burst of yellow sand, reflecting a narrow mountain road.

"This time it's a costume drama?"

Lei Feng ducked aside.

The five people in the distance were getting closer and closer, the sound of horses' hooves was getting louder and louder, Lei Feng looked at the comers, and gradually his eyes became confused. For among the five there was a young man dressed in brocade, with a sword hanging from his waist, and he looked exactly like him.

But it's him in Qu Yatou's dream.