In the evening, Zheng Yichen was bored, turned on the TV, tuned to Mango Channel, and watched a domestic drama for a while. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

This series of dramas directed by a director with a crooked surname has been filmed in the third part, called "Palace Lock Three", the first two parts are called "Palace Lock One" and "Palace Continues to Lock", just by listening to the name, you know how rotten this drama is.

In order to fit the theme of "three", Yu Wei specially invited Yuan Sansan, who is known as "360 degrees with dead ends", as the heroine in the play, and instantly completed the sublimation, evolving from an ordinary thunder drama to a divine drama that caused a national spit craze.

When the plot developed to an aunt and an uncle confronting each other in the kitchen, when the picture was poor, the aunt had a variety of weapons such as kitchen knives, cutting boards, spatulas, wooden spoons and other weapons to choose from, but she chose a cabbage, just like Dong Cunrui sacrificed himself to blow up the bunker, holding the cabbage high and rushing to the uncle, his head fell down, and the uncle fell to the ground, his forehead was bloodstained, and he was breathless, just like that, he was stoned to death by cabbage......

Zheng Yichen was scorched by thunder, and the whole person was uncomfortable: "What are you kidding, you can kill someone by hitting someone on the head with a cabbage?" Screenwriter, are you insulting the IQ of us viewers? ”

He couldn't bear it anymore, so he directly clicked on a channel with no picture and full of snowflakes, and after watching it for a few minutes, he was relieved.

The door opened, Li Xuan hooked a bag with one hand, and put a mobile phone on his ear with the other, and roared angrily: "I am now hundreds of thousands of dollars a second, this kind of small project that can only earn 180,000 yuan in a year and a half, don't do it in front of me, it's too valuable!" ”

Zheng Yichen was listening to the audit, thinking that since the local tyrant was so rich, he could simply collect tens of thousands of rents from him every month to supplement his family, and it was also painful to have money and no place to spend it, as Li Xuan's friend, he should be obligated to stand up and share the pain for him.

As soon as Li Xuan entered the door, Robin, who was lying on the sofa and sleeping lazily, jumped to the floor, bit Zheng Yichen's slippers in his mouth, and dragged them in front of Li Xuan, wagging his tail and begging for mercy.

"You ungrateful cat, won't you go to the shoe closet and find an extra pair of slippers to come out? These are my shoes! Zheng Yichen's heart was dripping blood.

Li Xuan hung up the phone, bent down and stroked Robin's head, Robin used his arm as a pedal, step situation, all the way up, jumped on Li Xuan's shoulder, raised his head, stretched out his pink tongue, and licked his cheek.

Li Xuan put the bag on the coffee table, turned his head to Zheng Yichen and said, "Do you want to eat sauerkraut beef, braised pork ribs, or extreme seafood tonight?" ”

Zheng Yichen smiled: "Even if you kid has a conscience and makes a lot of money, you still think about comforting your buddies for a big meal." ”

Li Xuan said seriously: "Then it goes without saying, with your friendship with me, I will never forget you." ”

Zheng Yichen smiled even more heartily, got up from the sofa barefoot, and walked to the room: "Okay, you wait for me, I'll change my clothes and go out to eat with you." ”

Li Xuan hurriedly stopped him: "You don't need to change your clothes, just eat instant noodles, as for Xingshi, do you want to move the people?" ”

After he finished speaking, he opened the bag and took out more than ten packets of instant noodles with different flavors, such as sauerkraut beef, braised pork ribs, and extreme seafood just mentioned.

Zheng Yichen's mouth was crooked, and he pointed to the pile of instant noodles and scolded angrily: "After making trouble for a long time, it turned out that it was instant noodles, wasting my feelings." ”

Li Xuan said with a bitter face: "You also know that I, the so-called local tyrant, am glamorous in front of people, and I have to rely on you for relief in order to live, how can I have spare money to invite you to a big meal?" It's already good to have instant noodles, so just snicker. ”

Zheng Yichen just had a gloomy face and stared at him, as if he was wondering whether it was better to make him into sauerkraut beef or extreme seafood.

Li Xuan saw that his resentment had not disappeared for a long time, and his heart jumped, Zheng Yichen has been depressed and unhappy in the past few days because of a good female nurse who went abroad, and his spirit is extremely unstable, just like a time bomb, maybe when it will explode.

Angering him at this juncture, nothing good will definitely happen, maybe when you wake up in the middle of the night, you will see Zheng Yichen sitting at the head of his bed, sharpening his knife, and slaughtering himself like a pig and sheep!

As soon as Li Xuan thought of this, he thought to himself, no, he had to think of a way to remedy it.

He hurriedly changed his tone, and said warmly: "After eating noodles, there is actually the second half of the show, buddy will take you to a nightclub to have fun." ”

Zheng Yichen raised his eyebrows: "Don't, if you go to a nightclub, you will definitely meet a brainless rich second generation who comes over and pretends to be forced to slap your face, it will become very complicated." ”

Li Xuan was puzzled: "Why do you say that?" ”

"Nonsense, I'm a character with the aura of a protagonist, it's all said in the novel, going to that kind of place, it will definitely trigger a series of ups and downs of the plot."

Li Xuan laughed twice: "In front of me, you dare to say that you are the protagonist?" ”

Zheng Yichen was ashamed by his playful eyes, and said angrily: "You have itchy skin, right? ”

Li Xuan was a head shorter, and said that he didn't dare, and after a while, he raised his head again, and said angrily: "Aren't I the rich second generation?" As long as I don't take the initiative to find someone to slap me in the face, tonight will definitely be calm, so don't worry. ”

He talked a lot, and finally dispelled Zheng Yichen's doubts, and after the two of them changed their clothes, they went to a nearby bar called Guilanfang together.

Bars in the world are mostly the same, nothing more than wilting neon lights, deafening DJ music, and decadent scents of alcohol and perfume.

Li Xuan and Zheng Yichen went to the bar and sat down, and immediately a blonde-haired bartender came over and asked what kind of wine they wanted to drink, Li Xuan waved his hand and said, "Wait a minute, don't worry." ”

Zheng Yichen looked at the bartender's departing figure with a stunned expression, and didn't understand why this kind of murderous Matt style would appear in a self-proclaimed avant-garde and high-end wine-colored place, and the fit was seamless.

Li Xuan put on a posture of a passer-over and taught the rookie Zheng Yichen the secret technique of going to a nightclub: "Just be generous!" ”

Li Xuan explained that as long as she saw a beautiful woman, she took the initiative to ask her to drink, and usually no one would refuse, after all, no one would get along with money, and she only agreed to drink, not to go to bed, without the slightest ideological baggage.

In the nightclub, even if you look like eight taels of gold carved out of the same mold, if you dare to raise your arms and shout, say "I have covered the whole drink, everyone drink to your heart's content", you will immediately become the focus of the nightclub, accept the admiration of men, the admiration of women, and a lot of young women, will compete to come over and dance close-knit dance.

Zheng Yichen was about to test the secret technique taught by Li Xuan, and invited a few beauties to drink and talk to see how it worked.

Of course he didn't want to play a one-night stand, there was no emotional intercourse, in fact, it was no different from rape, the reason why he wanted to experiment was because he was curious, and secondly, anyway, it was Li Xuan who was the east tonight, and he finally got an opportunity to squeeze him, of course, he had to have a little fun.

However, before he could make a move, Li Xuan had already rushed to a girl with short hair, oblique bangs, and black lip gloss next to him and smiled brightly: "Beauty, can you invite me and my buddies to have a drink?" ”

The black-lipped girl had an angry face, she didn't expect that a man would shamelessly come to the nightclub to ask the woman to drink, turned her head, and was about to taunt a few words, after seeing Li Xuan's appearance clearly, she was stunned for a moment, and with a spring breeze on her face, she stepped forward and put her arm on Li Xuan's shoulder, and said in a greasy voice: "No problem, as much as you want to drink, my sister will invite you." ”

After speaking, he asked the bartender to bring over three glasses of beer, and raised a glass of wine with Li Xuan, and in the process of drinking, he did not forget to flirt with him, while Zheng Yichen retreated and drank sullen wine alone.

Only then did he know that Li Xuan, who was well versed in nightclub culture, did not need to use the so-called secret technique to hook up with girls at all, and it was invincible to do the opposite, asking girls to invite themselves to drink.

It can be seen that some people live to break the rules.

Of course, there are two major prerequisites for breaking the routine: first, the IQ must be high; Second, look ...... Handsome enough!

In nightclubs, the second is the principle of universal application, after all, the former is difficult to embody, and the means that you can't always pick up is to take a book of Olympiad math problems and complete it in a few minutes, so as to show that your brain capacity is outstanding?

In fact, with Li Xuan's qualifications, it is possible to ask a cool and masculine to invite him for a drink, and he is invincible.

Zheng Yichen only learned at this time that Li Xuan specially chose a nightclub to replace the big meal, because for him, the nightclub was actually equivalent to a free wine reservoir.

With a handsome face that is extremely demonic, both men and women are killed, and after a few hours, it didn't cost half a dime, but he was already drunk with Zheng Yichen.

Li Xuan showed a drunken smirk, patted Zheng Yichen, who had vomited three times, and said, "Dude, are you having a good time?" Do you want to continue? ”

"Have fun." Zheng Yichen nodded dejectedly, and immediately shook his head, "Don't dare to drink anymore, I have to go to work tomorrow, let's go back." ”

The two staggered, stumbled together, and couldn't tell who was supporting whom, and walked out of the door of the bar.

Different from the hustle and bustle inside, the street entrance is unusually deserted, empty, the wind is whistling, and from time to time there are a few newspapers fluttering in the wind, after all, it is already half past one in the morning, and normal people have fallen asleep at this time.

The drunk Li Xuan, the brain circuit was sluggish, and he was not affected by the cold and bleak atmosphere of the street in the slightest, his thoughts, which were still stuck in the carnival a moment ago, suddenly became proud, his arms were wide open, and he sang: "He said that in the wind and rain, what kind ,......of pain is this pain?"

Zheng Yichen was not as drunk as him, and he wanted to silence him, so as not to disturb those who had already fallen asleep, but suddenly changed his mind and responded loudly, singing and acting: "Wipe away your tears, don't be afraid, at least we still have dreams......"