Chapter 141: Your Mother Told You to Come Home for Dinner
No cockroaches? For a moment, Nangong Qingyu didn't understand what Di Di meant. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 But looking at his lewd smile, Nangong Qingyu seemed to think of something.
"Bastard, stop, I'm going to kill you!"
Nangong Qingyu shouted frantically at the top of her throat, but at this time, Di Di was already ten steps away from her, "Wife, you are going to murder your husband, and you are still arguing to be my wife at noon, as the saying goes, a husband and wife are a hundred days a day, but you ......"
Di Di had a sad look, and looked at Nangong Qingyu pitifully.
"Husband and wife, you are big, believe it or not, I want your life now!"
"Hey! Since Madame wants my little life, what if I give you this life! The mountains are edgeless, the heavens and the earth are together, and they dare to be with the king. Di Di looked at Nangong Qingyu with a sad face, looking like he was going to die
At this time, Nangong Qingyu was already excited, and killing Di Di was the purpose of her coming here. Now that he actually let himself kill him, doesn't this integrate his own mind?
"You...... Are you telling the truth? Nangong Qingyu asked cautiously, Di Di's temperament had already been clearly understood, but he really couldn't bear this huge temptation, after all, ......
"Madame, the moment you say you are my wife, I have already surrendered my life to you. Oh no, it should have been from the first time I saw you, and I was destined to be your slave for the rest of my life. ”
Di Di was in a rage for a while, and he was stunned by Nangong Qingyu.
"Then I really want to kill you, you won't blame me, will you?"
"As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, I believe that everyone is kind, and if you want to kill me, you must have a last resort. Don't worry, I won't blame you. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......" Nangong Qingyu held the basin of water and walked towards Didi step by step, crying as she walked. Within a few steps, Nangong Qingyu instantly cried into a little tearful person.
I saw a small basin of water flash for a while, as if it was not a basin of water, but a dark cloud.
"Wait! Before I die, I have one more request. Seeing her menacing towards him, Didi couldn't help but smack his lips secretly. If you get electrocuted by this thing, you won't die or be crippled.
"You say, I'll try to satisfy you."
"Uh...... How can I say this, I'm embarrassed to speak for a while, or you go to my room and sit down, and I'll talk about my life ideals? ”
"I'm sorry, I can't fulfill this wish." After saying that, Nangong Qingyu wanted to pour out the thunder and lightning in the basin. Nima, this guy still has water, if he is doused by this basin, he will definitely be disfigured immediately.
Didi suddenly pointed to the gate and exclaimed, "Look! Your mom told you to come home for dinner! ”
Nangong Qingyu was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked out the window, but there was no mother's figure, not even a fart, and when she turned around, Didi had already run away.
"Bastard, you stop for me, stop!"
Nangong Qingyu roared, jumped up angrily, and chased after him with his legs. But it doesn't matter if this chase comes at any time, but I don't know when a glass ball comes under my feet.
"Oops!" A scream.
A basin of thunder and lightning suddenly poured on his body, and suddenly Nangong Qingyu's body crackled up and down. Fortunately, if it weren't for the fact that her skills weren't particularly deep, and she had the ability to contain a large part of it immediately, I believe she would have been killed by herself.
"Stinky monk, I want you not to die!" Nangong Qingyu kept slapping the floor, yes, the water was in vain, and he became a soup chicken.
At this time, Di Di closed the door and gasped for breath, and his internal injuries had not yet healed, and he was only a little lucky just now, so he immediately felt a heart-rending pain in his chest. However, this pain is not for nothing, but Di Di knows the real purpose of Nangong Qingyu's coming here, that is, to assassinate himself.
But fortunately, at least so far she has not done anything bad to the women of the villa.
Ay! Di Di sighed, it seems that he will have to keep his eyes open even if he sleeps in the future, otherwise he won't know how he will die at that time. No, this femme fatale must let her fuck off!
Dee Dee hadn't slept all night, thinking about how to get her away. After staying up all night and not sleeping, it wasn't for nothing, at least Didi had two more dark circles under his eyes.
"Ma Dan, can I still be afraid of a little girl?"
Thinking of Didi, he buried his head in sleep, and he didn't care about these things, the soldiers came to block the water and cover the earth. Can I really be played to death by this woman?
After sleeping until noon, Didi washed up and went to lunch.
"Good brother, you are up, you must be hungry, you see I made you so many delicious foods!" Before he walked to the hall, he saw Nangong Qingyu immediately greeted him and greeted him very politely.
Looking at the sumptuous feast on the table, and almost all of them were big fish and meat, which was most in line with Didi's taste, Didi couldn't help but be impressed by his index finger, but he hesitated when he wanted to take a bite.
Because everyone is holding the plate, but only himself is holding the dishes and chopsticks. This is too strange, isn't it, could he have poisoned the dishes and chopsticks? Forget it, what if I get poisoned?
"Uh...... Hello brother, I'm full of sleep, and I'm free of food or something. Didi endured the saliva that kept secreting, and these words popped out of his mouth.
"Really? That's a shame. Saying that, Nangong Qingyu actually used the dishes and chopsticks for herself to eat, and Di Di, who was angry, almost vomited blood. Didi had no choice but to go back to the room, out of sight.
In the blink of an eye, it was time for dinner again, and Didi immediately rushed to the kitchen. However, there was nothing in the kitchen, not even the rotten vegetable leaves left over from the noon meal.
When they came to the hall and asked the women what was going on, they said that they were going to go on a diet tonight because they had eaten at noon. Didi almost fainted, what is the reason for this, don't you know that there is another person who has not eaten until now?
Didi snorted coldly and turned to leave.
Do you want me to give in even this little trick? I want to starve Lao Tzu, what are you kidding! If you don't give me food, right, if you don't give me food, I'll go out to eat.
Thinking about it, Didi got dressed and prepared to go out for a big meal. But as soon as I took my wallet, I found that I had no money. Yesterday, he gave all the money to Nangong Qingyu, and he was already penniless.
Grass, Lao Tzu is a multimillionaire. With that, Dee Dee picked up the diamond ring the size of a pigeon's egg and went out.
"Does the boss collect diamonds for a meal at your place?"
"Fuck off...... If you don't have money, don't eat, and take some fake diamonds out to fool around, hurry up and get out of the way and don't get in the way of my business! ”
I asked several companies in a row, and they all said that Didi's diamond was fake. Didi instantly felt like crying, a bowl of rice hungry hero.
Thinking that he still has two good apprentices, why don't you let them treat him to a meal? But when the phone was in hand, Di Di never pressed the dial to Tongjian, no matter how he said that he was also their master, it was really embarrassing to be mixed up like this.
Hey, don't you still have a dead dog at home, or else stew him?