Chapter 213: Daddy
"Little Bear, have you washed it?"
Sun Suhe glanced in the direction of the bathroom, the bathroom door suddenly opened, and the corridor was full of water traces, although he was no longer surprised, but he still felt a headache. Sun Suhe sighed, hurriedly rushed into the bathroom as if he had just fought, picked up a bunch of clothes and towels and ran to the living room along the water trail.
The bear sat on the sofa in the living room, a bath towel wrapped in a random body, his hair wet and still dripping. She was holding a gamepad, swaying from side to side, engrossed in a red race car on the TV screen.
Old Man Tanuki sat next to the bear, and a gamepad flew in front of him, crackling under the manipulation of telekinesis. The blue racing car with the cat's head is desperately chasing after me with the red racing car of the bear.
"Don't play games, don't blow your hair, don't wear clothes, and when you catch a cold, you'll be in trouble. Sun Suhe's mouth is a classic mother-style line, he feels a little funny after he finishes speaking, he seems to have unconsciously lived as a full-time dad these days.
Sun Suhe's recent life, in addition to the hard practice under Alice's guidance every day, basically revolves around the bear for the rest of the time.
Although the bear was successfully reincarnated, the huge difference between the human body and the panda's body caused her great trouble, and Sun Suhe had to work hard every day to rehabilitate her like a toddler baby, helping her learn how to use the human body.
In addition to this, Little Bear is also a person who has no common sense of life at all. Sun Suhe still remembers the first time she took a shower by herself, when Alice was not there, and Little Bear volunteered to wash herself, but almost demolished the entire bathroom. Sun Suhe could only start with the most insignificant details, babbling and rambling every day, and tirelessly teaching her the common sense of human life bit by bit.
βinner Red!β (The winner is red)
Accompanied by passionate music, big red letters popped up on the TV screen.
"Master, you're a melon, the melon is terrible!"
The bear shook his hands excitedly, and even the bath towel on his body fell to the ground.
Sun Suhe hurriedly and helplessly rushed over to re-wrap her with a towel, and then waited for the little ancestor to put on clothes, and then helped her dry her hair slowly.
Old Man Tanuki sat down on the sofa in a dejected manner, "Almost, almost I won." This handle is too slippery. I had already won, but the handle was too slippery and I made another stupid move. β
"Master, aren't you a telekinesis controller, how can you slip?" asked the bear.
"This, this, ah yes, it's all to blame on Xiao Suhe, just now he suddenly ran out and scared the master and I was taken aback, and I lost it. β
"You're embarrassed to say it. Sun Suhe slapped the fat cat's ass angrily, "Master Tanuki, if you take the bear to play games all day long, I will kick you out." β
Sun Suhe originally hoped that after the old man Tanuki came, he could help him take care of the bear and share a little pressure, but he didn't expect this fat cat to be idle all day long, eating, sleeping and sleeping, and recently he suddenly became obsessed with console games, and he also pulled the bear to play all day long.
Speaking of which, there is another funny thing, when the old man Tanuki came, he brought a lot of gifts, among which the gift at the bottom of the box was a one-time "poetic weapon". At that time, he boasted triumphantly for a while, saying that this was the most cutting-edge product of Shennong Dongtian, how precious, how rare, it was simply heaven and earth.
As a result, Sun Suhe took a closer look, and saw that it was not a product made by the Zhulin Trading Company with Wang Yuyu's "Reward Cao Serving the Imperial Elephant County to See the Mail"? He quietly asked Cai Xunru, and Cai Xunru couldn't remember when it was sold, but said that he had not traded poetry weapons with Shennong Dongtian, and that the one that Master Tanuki had obtained from someone else should have been obtained by Shennong Dongtian.
Sun Suhe was playing with his heart at that time, coaxing and teasing, and when the old man's cowhide was blown to the maximum, he poked it directly with a few words.
"You cow!" After leaving this sentence, the old man of Tanuki Hua brushed his sleeves and walked away on the spot, uh, flicked his paws away. As for the fat cat that suddenly appeared during the meal later, as if nothing had happened, the fat cat who wagged his tail and ate the most did not know who it was.
This old and young, none of them are worry-free.
"Master, I won't leave, Xiao Suhe, what can you do to me?" Old Man Tanuki tilted his head proudly and pointed his furry chin at Sun Suhe.
"Old man, don't drive the old man away. Xiao Xiong rubbed Sun Suhe's hand and said with big watery eyes.
Sun Suhe took the opportunity to reach out and scratch the chin of Master Tanuki, then helped Xiao Xiong pull the corner of his clothes, dry his hair, and sighed slightly, "You two, hey, I can't get angry if I want to." Don't play too late and go to bed early, okay?"
"Good!"
"Come again, sir, I will definitely win you this time. β
Sun Suhe smiled helplessly, turned around and poured two glasses of milk for them, then wiped the water traces in the hallway, tidied up the messy bathroom, helped the bear make the bed, and finally lay down on the sofa in the study like a puddle of mud.
"What am I doing? Sun Suhe said weakly.
Alice smiled and put down a booklet in her hand and touched Sun Suhe's head, "Okay, good, I know you've worked hard." Since the bear calls you an old man, then you should work hard as a father. β
"You're fine, you haven't been helping much lately. Sun Suhe complained casually.
"Because I'm so busy. Not only to guide your practice, but also to help Little Orange deal with that bullshit Kidarshan retreat. β
"Are you a member?"
"No, I don't. β
"Wow, you haven't joined the club for a long time. Hurry up and help me take care of the bears. β
Alice picked up a pamphlet on the table and tapped it on Sun Suhe's head, "It's easy for you to say, how can it be that simple." And don't underestimate this Kidarsan retreat, I find it a bit of a doorway. β
"Oh, what do you say?" Sun Suhe suddenly became interested, since Alice said that it was a bit of a doorway, then I am afraid that this matter is really not simple, he asked: "Could it be that there are outside forces behind this?"
"I guess there is. But I'm not talking about this simply, it's about the Kidarsan retreat itself. The more I look at its teachings, its mode of development, its organizational control and its ideological control, the more terrifying I feel. If ordinary people who don't know the inside story are targeted by it, it is almost difficult to escape from the clutches. Because there is no need for the intervention of extraordinary powers, this set of models itself can completely brainwash and control people. β
Sun Suhe sat up suddenly, he was very curious, "Is there such a thing?" β