When I was about to open the book, almost half of the books on the city page were red envelopes, heavenly courts, and live broadcasts、......

At that time, I wanted to write a different style, what to write? Just write about a psychopath! Although this subject has also been written, there are very few of them, and after making up their minds, they then sprinkled 20,000 words of text and submitted it to the editor of Bohan.

I thought! Just my style, this theme, this creativity! Yes!!! Looking at the starting point of the whole station, looking at China Literature Group, Bohan, are you embarrassed not to give me a manuscript?

As it turned out, I was right, and Berhan was sorry not to give me a manuscript......

Of course, the reason why the manuscript is not approved is not that the quality is not good, I will not say what the specific reason is.

But I don't want to give up, so I'm going to revise the draft, and I don't think I can sit back and watch the sky, I have to copy it...... Learn from the classics of the great gods!

Then I thought of Zhu Jue first......

(Regarding Zhu Jue, there will be a follow-up paragraph to write that he and Xiaotian met, after all, it is a patient friend who is a mutual masturbation angel and a friendship that has eaten a waist, but the length is definitely not long.) ）

But I read this book two years ago and almost forgot about it, so I turned it back and read it, and I read the first chapter.

And then I was confused again, not to mention that the whole book has been so funny, just this first chapter, can I write a funny joke of this quality?

I set myself a small goal at that time, and I should try to write 2,000 words! (Don't panic, it's really just a small goal)

Then I started writing, but the more I wrote, the more scared I became, and the more I wrote, the more scared I became......

Why?

Because I almost scared myself out of the urine after writing it in the end, Nima is close to 5,000 words, what about the 2,000 words that I said? Why so dishonest!

But I don't think it's good, 5,000 words are too many, the little pot friend will definitely be scared away when he sees it, other people's books are 2,000 words and a chapter and two minutes to read, your 5,000 words are too wasteful of Lao Tzu's time, go to you in the lower left corner!

Then I started to delete, there were too many words, I could only delete two stalks with "a certain color", and the number of words was reduced to about 4,000, although it was still a bit much, but this was already the limit, and there was no point to delete.

All of the above may sound like nothing to everyone, but in fact, it took me three days to revise the first chapter......

And then I'm a little weak-hearted.,At this update speed.,Readers don't have to scold their mothers!

And at that time, I also knew that this book would be sprayed by many people, because the category of "mental illness" is too big, many people have never been exposed to them, everyone has their own definition in their hearts, and I can't really write about the kind of mental illness that "cuts people with knives".

So I can only start from his way of thinking, so many people spray the protagonist with mental retardation, but I think, if I write that the protagonist touches someone's chest and stabs people with a knife to cut himself and hurts himself, they must spray it even more, so let them spray mental retardation, although many times even the author sprays it with him......

Speaking of which, at the time, I didn't know if I could write this style, I didn't know what the results of the book would be, and I didn't know what it would look like, because funny essays were really hard to write.

To be honest, every laugh you see, from tying the burden to losing the baggage, has to be well designed and conceived dialogue, which is a "little Kavin" for me.

There is not a single joke that I wrote all at once, I have to go back and read it, revise it, and read it again when I am done...... Try to achieve the best results in my mind.

Once the author in the group was chatting, one said that he wanted to write a hilarious essay, and the other said, don't look at the masters, the hilarious essays are too difficult to write.

I immediately gave him 32 likes in my heart, and it really said to my heart, I don't know if I don't write, and I am scared of 1 + 1 + 1 = 3 jumps when I write.

Usually every time I write three or five hundred words, I will stop, close my eyes and think about whether I can add any fun stalks to this paragraph, so the speed of codewords is really not fast.

And the further you write, the more you have to think about it, because used memes can't be reused multiple times, otherwise it's not funny but embarrassing (although there are some exceptions, such as Xiaotian's mantra).

When I saw that many readers asked me to add more, I also tried to speed up, and then I found that there were fewer laughs and jerky, so I could only honestly think slowly according to the previous turtle speed.

But it seems a bit boring to laugh like this all the time, so the follow-up style will be mixed with different elements, maybe a certain paragraph will be warm, moving, and bloody...... But the main tone of the book is still lighthearted and funny throughout the whole text.

Although this book is indeed not as easy to write as an ordinary slap in the face, sometimes I can't write because of a joke, and I want to roast my waist to eat, but I have to fight when I cry because of the way I made an appointment...... After walking, there is nothing to cry about.

My family is harmonious and my parents are alive, so I can't say how unfortunate I am, and I'm in good health, except for my shoulders...... Okay, fine.

Writing novels has been my hobby, and I have been on this road for a while, and there are many people who scold me, but there seem to be more people who support me?

Actually, that's enough.

However, I have a strong hunch that this book will be able to be ordered more than 10,000 times, collect 100,000 yuan, and earn 1 million a year...... Well, I woke up and stopped talking in my sleep.

I have always insisted on reading the genuine version, and I thank you for your support on behalf of all fellow authors, without you, there would be no wonderful novels (of course, I don't count this one).

I have always insisted on watching piracy, and I thank you for your support on behalf of all pirate websites, if it weren't for you, I don't know how many pirated websites that make black money would close down (of course, this thank you is actually very perfunctory, you can ignore it).

But I still hope that I can have this honor to let pirate readers come to see the genuine version once!

Sometimes when I see someone in the book review section saying "I've always watched pirated copies, but I've read the genuine version for your book", I feel very honored, as if I was more excited than drinking a bottle of Sprite in '82.

Subscriptions have been rising, and the code word must be getting more and more motivated, and the subscription has been falling, and the code word must be getting more and more unhappy...... This is a common problem of all authors, and I believe that book lovers who have written novels should be more able to appreciate this.

But...... If you really can't draw out a dozen dollars a month, it's nothing to go to see pirated copies, watch it quietly, I won't say that you won't be allowed to read it if you don't have money, no matter what, every reader is a friend.

Although I don't know what the subscription data will be like after the book is released, I am relatively calm, and I feel that I can accept it for better or worse, as if people will mature a lot after experiencing something.

So don't come to see the genuine version because you're worried that I'm going to have a heart attack on the street, because I'm very hypocritical to think that watching the genuine version should be a heartfelt support for the author, everything must start from the heart, whether it's dealing with the object or talking about love, whether it's true love or acting in a play, you have to go to the heart! Isn't it?

Well, I admit it...... I'm talking nonsense, but the most important thing is that I don't have a heart condition at all! How could I have a heart attack?

Okay, don't talk nonsense, it's estimated that a 10,000-character chapter will come out if you pull it off like this.

In the end, Xie Yibo is responsible for the editor's bald head, and Xie Yibo has an attackable reader basin (although it sounds quite perfunctory, but please believe that I am sincere), after all, if there is no you, there will be no me...... I'm writing this book today.

Officially upload the VIP chapter at 12 noon tomorrow (although the editor in charge is notified like this, but sometimes there will be some delays, delays ranging from a few minutes to an hour, don't panic.) ）

On the first day of the shelf, the original plan was to guarantee the bottom three watches, and then there were four thousand rewards in the past few days that have not been added, and it will be seven more at noon tomorrow.

Finally, no matter whether it is a genuine reader or a pirated reader, I wish all friends a happy and happy life!

Okay, this is today's third update, I added a change if I don't agree with a word, I must be surprised by everyone, right?

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Thanksgiving to all ......

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