Chapter 105: Ahh......hhh
A "bang......" gunshot, and the rearview mirror shattered. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Didi was startled, his hand had just touched the door of the forbidden land and he hadn't entered yet, and Didi's excited little heart was about to jump out. But this gunshot frightened him, and little Didi immediately withered.
"Hey! Even if you don't want to open a house, you don't need to shoot and scare me, you see my little brother is stupid. Dee Dee pointed to his crotch, his little brother, who had been high just now, was now slumped.
"I ...... How could I shoot, it's not me ......" Liu Xiaoxiao was obviously frightened, her red little face turned white with fright, and she stared at Didi with a pair of big eyes.
"Bang ......" was another gunshot.
"Hurry up!" Dee Dee yelled. I saw about four or five black cars speeding towards me from behind, and the gunshots came from the cars behind.
"Oh!" Liu Xiaoxiao answered and hurriedly started the car. "Boom......" The tires rubbed against the ground, bringing up a puff of green smoke and speeding forward.
"Hurry, hurry...... It's time to catch up. "It's 7 o'clock in the evening, which is really the evening rush hour. The road is full of traffic, and it is very difficult to speed through it.
"I know, I know......" Liu Xiaoxiao was anxious, but he saw that the car behind him was about to catch up.
"Get out of the way, let me come!"
Seeing that it was already less than ten meters away, Didi finally couldn't help it. Didi is not afraid of them using guns, but Liu Xiaoxiao is different, any shot may kill him. Didi doesn't want the room to be open and there will be no one in the end, so going back must be the rhythm of waiting for death.
Saying that, Di Di directly lifted Liu Xiaoxiao's body, and the two switched positions.
"Hurry up over there, Didi was crushed under Liu Xiaoxiao and didn't leave." Didi Liu Xiaoxiao is on top and Didi is on the bottom, and the posture of the two is very ambiguous.
What does she want to do, is it possible that she is going to play hooligan on herself now? Eldest sister, I don't object to you brushing hooligans, but you also have to see the timing!
"Ann...... The seat belt got stuck and I couldn't move. Liu Xiaoxiao is about to die of shame, the two of them are in such a posture, if people who don't know the truth still think that the two of them are playing with car shocks.
"Bang ......" was another shot, Didi couldn't care so much, slammed the steering wheel, and stepped on the accelerator to the end. Suddenly, there was a series of screeching friction sounds between the tires and the ground, and the body leaned back, and the speed of the car soared in an instant.
"Ah......h The little brother who withered in an instant seemed to have been injected with a heart booster, and he came back to life in an instant.
"Ah......" Liu Xiaoxiao also shouted, but it was not because of Didi, but because the car made a 180-degree turn, and actually drove onto the wrong road, almost crashing into the oncoming car.
"Didi, you're crazy, be careful......" Before he finished speaking, Didi drove violently onto the sidewalk, and the car trembled violently, "Ah......" Didi let out another moan.
"Deedee, what's wrong with you? It can't be a shot, right? Liu Xiaoxiao shouted loudly, because Didi was sitting behind him, and he was the first to shoot when he shot from behind.
"It's okay, it's okay, I have a toothache!"
Didi smiled, he couldn't say that he was too shocked. And actually said that I was shot? What are you kidding, I'm afraid you were the one who was shot! Of course, these words can only be recited silently in the bottom of the heart.
"Hurry up, they're going to catch up." Liu Xiaoxiao turned his head to look back, only to see that the black cars were actually driving towards him with him.
"Don't worry, your husband's skills are absolutely first-class!" Di Di took a deep breath, and the little brother stimulated by the faint fragrance of the virgin was even more excited, and he couldn't wait to give him the Fa on the spot now.
"You're not ashamed, who's your husband? When did Didi's technique become so good? Seeing that the car behind him was getting farther and farther away from him, Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but sigh. After all, the first time he drove a car, he didn't even know about an automatic transmission.
"Your husband's skills are very good, I'll let you taste my awesomeness when I get rid of them!"
Obviously, the technology that the two are talking about is not a thing at all. Only then did Liu Xiaoxiao realize that there was a stick pressed under his buttocks, and in an instant Liu Xiaoxiao thought of something, and his little face became red again.
Thinking of the thing pressing Didi under his buttocks, Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't sit down anymore, and was about to get up and leave immediately. But if she could leave easily, she wouldn't have to sit on Didi long ago. Her move made Didi even more excited.
"Ahh......h
Seeing Didi so lewd, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to move any longer, so she scolded:
"Obscene monk, you don't look at when this is, you still think about such a dirty thing, you are still a monk with six pure roots, I bah!" After finishing speaking, Liu Xiaoxiao was still angry, and glanced at Di Di fiercely, with a look of disgust on his face.
"Can I be blamed for this? Besides, I am a monk and not a eunuch, which is a physiological phenomenon that a normal man should have. Didi smiled, but was proud of it, "If you are like this, and normal men still have no feelings for you, then it can only mean one problem for you, you are too ugly!" ā
"Bastard, you dare to say that I am lewd * slutty, I will kill you......" said Liu Xiaoxiao pinched Didi's thigh fiercely, "Ah......" Didi screamed, one hand quickly grabbed his little hand, and the other hand kept rubbing his thigh.
"You're crazy! I'm complimenting you, don't you hear? Didi let out a long sigh, looking very aggrieved, and it was wrong to praise her for being beautiful.
"you, are you complimenting? I'm talking like I'm ******** seducing a man! Liu Xiaoxiao gave him an angry look. Aren't you driving? What are you doing? ā
"Don't you see? Lao Tzu's thighs are pinched by you! yes, I'm supposed to be driving! Didi reacted and hurriedly grabbed the steering wheel, but it was too late.
I saw a huge staircase about 50 meters long in front of me, and the first two wheels of the car had already driven over. Didi hurriedly stepped on the brakes, but in a hurry, the brakes didn't guess, but stepped on the accelerator. I saw the car rushing towards the stairs quickly.
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
The car vibrated rapidly, and the bodies of the two followed the rhythm of the car. No wonder many people like to play car shock, after this time Didi also tasted the taste of car shock, and quickly liked this sport.
"Ahhh......h
There are more than 1,000 steps, and you have to walk at least a dozen times a second, but because the four wheels in front and back have to vibrate at least twenty or thirty times. More than 1,000 steps have to vibrate at least more than 3,000 times, more than 3,000 times up and down quickly up and down, and it takes just over a minute to complete, this workload is really huge, but fortunately it is fully automatic, otherwise Didi estimates that his waist will not be able to stand up the next day.
Didi couldn't stand it anymore, holding Liu Xiaoxiao tightly with one hand and the steering wheel with the other. And Liu Xiaoxiao obviously didn't expect it to be so exciting, feeling the violent impact of Little Didi again and again, and inadvertently let out a moan.
More than a minute is not a long time, but such a huge workload is still a bit difficult for Didi as a newcomer. With a sound of "......", Di Di ejaculated in shame, hugging Liu Xiaoxiao tightly and the two of them shivered.